Operation: I Must Get Fat!

yes,probably we can be couples,we Need advice, slim since birth too, lol,

But on a serious side, you can also got to the sport shops and get those body mass thingy body builders drink 

am a big fan of GETFAT FC. been slim all my life.tried every possible junk i could lay my hands on.didnt work.

What if when you become fat you want to go back and find you can't? Please oh, I know someone it happened to! Getting fat through unhealthy means will make you . . . UNHEALTHY!

I understand why it may be frustrating though but it is hard to lose fat once you get it so no need to experiment. Besides when you have children you wil add weight and many men add weight once that get older (provided you are not being malnourished).

Eat atleast 3 meals a day of regular portions and make sure there is a balance of carbs and proteins. You should add some weight if you were not doing this before. Also go to a doctor. What are your bowel habits like? You may have intolerances to certain foods if you go to the toilet too frequently in a day.

Me too,,,I want to gain weight! But in a healthy manner. I know I'll be normal after having kids,,,but that's years off! Anyways, I'm ok with my body but it would be nice to gain about 5-8 kilos. But I'm not complaining; afterall there are advantages to being slim too. My mum says I should be a model,,,she doesn't mean it as a compliment because, to her, models look emaciated. But I'm cool with that. Of course, there are people with amazing bodies who look at me and go "I wish I could be that skinny!". I just want to slap them! I simply tell them them they are gorgeous the way they are,,,,and, trust me, they'll quickly get tired of being my size.

I actually eat,,,some people think I eat too much. But no weight gain; we joke about that at home. My dad tells me all the food I'm eating doesn't show at all. people think I'm dieting.

Hi
Let no one fool you into feeding yourself fattened. But if you have made a resolution to do so, first and foremost go to google search and look for disease related to overweight and obesecity. If you think you can manage them go ahead. Let me you some: hypertension, cancer, arthritis, diabetics. You can look the rest and read aout them.
Kayo ???

just go to the store and get mosegor pills say a satchet or two, caution:this would make u eat heavily and sleep heavily, trust me you would gain the desired weight in a matter of say a month or two, someone close to me tried it and it worked so guess its been tested and trusted, goodluck

/thank u thANK You

WAT DO i do with the babies then???

i don't need drugs to make me eat or sleep heavily
i can do that myself

i need fat inducing foods

@ gamine

ive also been slim all my life, ive tried all sorts of things to try add some weight but it just doesnt work for me. The most annoying thing is that when i actually do add weight, it never shows on my body, only my hips. Ive kind of given up sha thou i really wish i culd gain like 10kg or more , i guess once i start dropping babies, the weight will come naturally. One advice i could give u is that u shouldnt force it because it wuldnt work, ull eventually add weight when the time is rite dear, so don't despair, we're plenty.

And yeah i eat a lot too, junk, carbs, u name it, nothing dey happen oh.

@Lola

cool, im not d only one then!
such a relief!
but i don't add weight anywhere, hips or thighs

only my head seems to b growing bigger

@papilonow
thank you o
i will try that

To get fat, you may have to:

• increase your dinner ration
  eat more of snacks and fatty stuff before going to bed
  think less
  sleep more
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But the way you sound, I don't think you really want to get fat.

Probably you want to add some meat in some strategic places for vital reasons.
It could be a bit hard to get fat (especially if you have an endomorphic body build), but definitely difficult to lose it.

So be careful of what you ask for.

my dear,the secret of fatness is noting than to keep eating,eating and eating,just eat as much as you can.when i mean eating i mean food remanace,bones,eating agbalumo seed,orange seed etc.just one week is enough to testify,if no changes after 2 days please consult your baba somewhere.[god father].

Hey, people!
Fatness is nt an acheivement. I am fat, I jog for at least 45 mins a day, walk 1.5 hours a day, drink nescafe daily, go on 0-1-0 diet but I don't experience considerable weight loss.
So guys, girls, remain d way u are. Dont get so slim that You end up with veins like (angelina jolie or madonna)MTN + GLO network and don't get fat such that your body will be as soft as pure water sachet. Keep a good diet.

Lol

size 12 is not skinny o

im more like size 6

i just need a little bit of flesh

but nothing seems to work!

@Fyneguy
yes o
reserve it
but thank u very much

@Gamine

stop wanking 20times a day and you would see the difference
Goodluck

At last! The obligatory retard shows up!

@gamine
hmm. . .so now you want the 'attackers' and 'defenders' added abi? That'd be a sight.
Seriously, i once prayed hard to be fat so i could then gym and get all muscular and powerful. When i started getting plumper all the bloody fat went to my stomach.
So now, not only am i not a 'mr universe' kind of guy, i've developed a li'l belly 


to be fair, i'm prolly too lazy to gym