Operation: I Must Get Fat!

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uspry1 (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #128 on: March 29, 2008, 03:34 AM »

@poster

Lol! I understand how you feel being skinny all your life. I was in your shoe being skinny no  matter how much i eat junk food, fruits, and vegetable too much, it does not make me gaining weight. People at school made fun of me calling bad names, "Olivia, cartooned Popeye's girlfriend", "skinny like a pencil", "bacon", "no meat", etc.

I had flat chest and flat butt---unattractive. I don't have pimples or acne---clean face everyone say that i have baby face. I used to be size 3 from middle school all the way to college life, I felt myself so miserable and isolated---no one want dating me, only ugly guys dated me. After i was forced getting married to stay out of wedlock pregnancy after my college graduation!

PRESTO! I gained weight! Large bust and firm big butt proportioned(use secret boob exercise since high school---no drug, no surgery, and no cream). Now I wear size 10 or 12 clothes watching out what I eat healthy food. Just like a children's nursery book I remembered the story, "The Uglying Duck" where it turned into beautiful swan. That's how I felt now!!!

@poster, get pregnant yourself is the only way you will get gaining weight.
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #129 on: March 29, 2008, 03:41 PM »

@Ruky

Soon n very soon! Cheesy

@Nannu
How will you send it?? Huh

@Uspry1

i was called packet of bones, skeleton 101,  . . , lol
its so funny to me now:P

people say im ok now
but im not ok with it o

Anyways, i have resigned my self to fate then Embarrassed
i have to just get pregnant Embarrassed

thanks Embarrassed
justbones (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #130 on: March 30, 2008, 06:22 PM »

@gamine
i'll say your okay anyway your fatter than me anyday
ephisi (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #131 on: April 21, 2008, 02:09 AM »

duh
stillwater (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #132 on: April 21, 2008, 07:56 PM »

What sort of picture is that on your profile? Shocked
t-flow (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #133 on: April 30, 2008, 02:46 AM »

OK, Lepa's in the house. I am a fellow Lepa-don-try-everything-but-no result person and to make it worse, I am tall. 6fts. I am on a GET-FAT-DIET myself now. You might find the combination funny, crazy, or outrageous.

* Wakey-Wakey (am) - Cannabis Tea (Makes you have a "WOW" appetite)

* Exercise - That makes all the food you eat afterwards to fall into the right places and brings out the right curvy shape you really need (Mind you, we don't need FAT, but some wrap up meat)

* Eat everything you want to during the day, but watch fatty food, not healthy, Sleep, Sleep and Sleep,

* Bedtime (pm) - Drink a "Uggghh" mixture of Malt, Condensed/Skimmed Milk and Eggs.

* Then Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, hehe

* Let me know what happens after a month. I too gbadun myself now, With the kain body wey I dey build so, Mr Nigeria don get quit notice oh,  hahaha
spoilt (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #134 on: May 04, 2008, 01:49 AM »

eat sticks of butter.
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #135 on: May 04, 2008, 01:51 AM »

I have seen something im going to buy , its a protein booster and weight gain recipe
when i add the requiredd suplements i should be good to go!
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