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Ehido (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #64 on: February 22, 2008, 08:17 AM »

Hey,

All you have to do is just mix Igbo (cannabis or indian hemp) with your food then come back and tell us how u feel.
I bet you will recommend it to your friends it is very effective.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #65 on: February 22, 2008, 09:38 AM »

Quote
Abi ooo. What frustrates me more is when you don't see your size in the market. I shop in the teenage section and I'm not even a teenager. I just want curves not fat ooo Cheesy

@Stillwater


LMAO

There's this string -like- bead stuff caled JIGIDA.

Tie am for ya waist for some weeks the Curves go appear sharply

so far flesh dey the body the thin wan compress. Cheesy
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #66 on: February 22, 2008, 11:03 AM »

@Stillwater

Exactly o.
Age 12-13, lol
i sometimes wear that size.

@Tkb
i don't know what you mean Huh

@Na2Day
ok o!
send me ticket money
i will reach yankee sharp sharp! Cheesy


Today that i just went for class
i was in pants and a nice lbaby sleeved top

A friend was like, You are thin when will you start adding flesh

i said, You talk like theres a place they buy flesh!
if you know the place, tell me o!

But im gona start by taking eggs and milk alot
that can't be too bad Undecided

funkybaby (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #67 on: February 22, 2008, 12:43 PM »

@gamine

drink lots of thick cocoa ( i recommend Nestle's Milo) with loads of milk. Take it about four times a day or more.  Hot or Cold, the choice is yours. Trust me, you will definitely add extra kilos. Do this for about two months and you will notice remarkable difference. 
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #68 on: February 22, 2008, 01:43 PM »

FunkyBABY i take it you have tried this method
Pitokwe (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #69 on: February 22, 2008, 02:25 PM »

HI, is it your picture i am seein on your profile? Eat Eba always and sleep regularly
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #70 on: February 22, 2008, 04:28 PM »

Eat eba??

i reli can't sleep regularly Undecided
madeonline
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #71 on: February 22, 2008, 05:13 PM »

Eat, sleep and rest (siesta) regularly and you would get fat. Am "slightly thin" and each time I descipline myself to follow this routine I add some weight.
lukmond
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #72 on: February 22, 2008, 05:26 PM »

how come nobody is really saying anything about this gamine's picture.
i magine that face on a fat body!!!!!!hha na wa for una sef.
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #73 on: February 22, 2008, 06:02 PM »

Lol


wetin concern my picture with My size

please oo!

@Made
thanks, i guess i hav to relli do smthing about d sleeping part
holythug (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #74 on: February 22, 2008, 06:05 PM »

get a vulcanizer  Grin  Grin  Grin
funkybaby (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #75 on: February 22, 2008, 07:21 PM »

@gamine

oh yes. i have tried it. infact, it 'over-worked' for me.  Sometimes, i break into the cup of thick cocoa- chocolate biscuits.  Believe me, it is filling and also fattening.
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #76 on: February 22, 2008, 08:16 PM »

Funky

omo i gbadun u o!

Thanks alot!

i will take it in moderation sha Wink Cheesy
holythug (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #77 on: February 22, 2008, 08:21 PM »

now am talkin to u try livin on cheese, milk, butter, margarine, whale's blubber, groudnut take this moderately because of pimples , pizza, chicken, den for enhancement of d tummy try gulder
darkey (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #78 on: February 22, 2008, 10:05 PM »

@ gamine
 do u think the same advice will work for me Grin considering the fact that my case might b close to that of jughead Grin
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #79 on: February 22, 2008, 10:10 PM »

Heh eh ehe

You can try na
darkey (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #80 on: February 22, 2008, 10:22 PM »

though people said that when i 'settle'( get married) down, i will add weight. i want to claim ignorance. what will i benefit from marriage that will make me fat
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #81 on: February 22, 2008, 11:30 PM »

Home cookin na Grin

Use your imagination!
pahtahkee
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #82 on: February 23, 2008, 01:48 AM »

Trouble dey lie fallow, you trying to put it on Lips sealed
WesleyanA (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #83 on: February 23, 2008, 06:44 AM »

find an 'all you can eat' buffet and go there 3 times a day, everyday.
exercise less and eat sweet foods and candy right before you go to bed everyday.
emiemi (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #84 on: February 23, 2008, 03:12 PM »

It's very simple, GET PREGNANT. Wink
Gamine (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #85 on: February 23, 2008, 03:33 PM »

@Wes
i don't exercise
i eat sweets n candy before i go to bed Undecided
the buffet thingy/ wont work in my school

@Emiemi
i ask again, what do i do with the baby??? Undecided
ronkybaby (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #86 on: February 23, 2008, 03:43 PM »

cool, im not d only one then!  Grin Grin Grin
remy_jims (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #87 on: February 23, 2008, 06:49 PM »

You can try these
Increase your ration
Drink milk or juice at meal time
Relax more
It works. You should see change within 3 months, if not them you are probably programmed to be slim, guess it's healthy to stay slim!!
Thug Life (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #88 on: February 23, 2008, 11:56 PM »

Drink Milk and ice cream everyday
na2day? (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #89 on: February 24, 2008, 07:52 AM »

donate the baby and then get pregnant again Grin Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: Gamine on February 23, 2008, 03:33 PM


@Emiemi
i ask again, what do i do with the baby??? Undecided
holythug (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #90 on: February 25, 2008, 05:48 PM »

lol  Grin
querida
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #91 on: February 26, 2008, 11:39 AM »

i think i av d same problem iv tried to eat things with alot of fat but instead i get pimples on my face which is worst
emiemi (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #92 on: February 26, 2008, 02:17 PM »

Quote from: Gamine on February 23, 2008, 03:33 PM
@Emiemi
i ask again, what do i do with the baby??? Undecided
What sort of question is that? You can drop the baby at the orphange if u are not ready to keep it, but then u would have achieved your objective: GETTING BOODILICIOUS Kiss Kiss
emiemi (f)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #93 on: February 26, 2008, 03:23 PM »

Quote from: emiemi on February 26, 2008, 02:17 PM
What sort of question is that? You can drop the baby at the orphange if u are not ready to keep it, but then u would have achieved your objective: GETTING BOODILICIOUS Kiss Kiss
On a more serious note, you might not be able to get fat if you are still a student (we weren't well informed of what u do) considering the kind of stress u are daily subjected to. I remember I had this ''kanga'' on my neck back then in sch. but now everywhere is covered up with flesh. So my dear don't stress yourself, when your body senses less stress for itself, it will adjust accordingly and you will be the happier. cheers  Wink Wink
choco4life (m)
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #94 on: February 26, 2008, 05:15 PM »

What an irony, when people would do anything to shed just 5 pounds. i think ushud rethink your decision
babylar
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat!
« #95 on: February 26, 2008, 07:14 PM »

@Gamine, different strokes for different folks. i'm not exactly on the fat side but wish i were a very slim person. please appreciate what you have, being slim has more advantages Cool
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