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skysunny (m)
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Funny temptation A certain boy was severely warned by his dad not to go for swimming again he disobeyed and came back home all wet his dad asked him why have you disobeyed me despite my warnings he answered I was tempted by the devil I will not do it again his father said good next time you are tempted by the devil tell him NO that he should get behind you The next day the boy did the same thing again then when he got home his father was disappointed and asked him why he disobeyed again the boy answer when the devil came to tempt me I said no get behind me you devil then he went behind me and pushed me into the water.
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tysolo (m)
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Cool 
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ituen (m)
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cool joke
NB: sunny please learn to puntuate your sentences. Som1 hust keeps on reading
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aisha2 (f)
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Good one today
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ituen (m)
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even if e no make sense, love go cover your eye to say "lol"
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aisha2 (f)
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even if e no make sense, love go cover your eye to say "lol"
E easy, fall in love if e easy. Leave me and my Baby Boy alone
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ituen (m)
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I go leave u and your maiguard alone
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aisha2 (f)
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I go leave u and your maiguard alone
Thank you, now we can have peace
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ituen (m)
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Look am well Sunny,
Na laughing but serious matter
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nightnurse (f)
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very nice joke, thumbs up
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skysunny (m)
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@Tufe how u dey long time abi your wife don send u go peace keeping for her village? 
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bazii80 (f)
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@Tufe how u dey long time abi your wife don send u go peace keeping for her village?  iF DEY SEND AM GO PEACE-KEEPING DAT ONE GOOD; ATLEAST IM GO DEY SAVE MONEY! ABI NO BE SO. SHEBI  NA THE CURRENCY FOR THERE?!! 
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tufe (m)
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@sky, omo men i just dey. no mind my wife people. them talk say make i come for peace keeping fro their family. telling me to bring hummer 4 if i still want my wife. imagine that shit
@bazi, i don't think we've talked before, how u doing?
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ituen (m)
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@Tufe
Dat hummer u dey dreamm well well, may it come to pass in Jesus name. Amin
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tufe (m)
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thanx o, u guys. e dey come. life na jeje, small small. no hurry in life
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ituen (m)
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Take life easy means that u must manage the wheelbarrow u have
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skysunny (m)
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@ituen yes my guy na true u talk but remember no condition is permanent 
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ifyalways (f)
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ROTFLMAO. @Ituen hehe,haha 
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ifyalways (f)
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. . .why i no go laugh 
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ituen (m)
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well its free sha
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