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smartshotz (m)
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A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the centre of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realised that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them. Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck. He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!" Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes, "
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sade511 (f)
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good one, . , lol
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ituen (m)
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poster well done 
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Rebellious (f)
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Nice joke. I am coming too. . . .to congratulate you.
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Thug Life (m)
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Nice joke. I am coming too. . . .to congratulate you.
I am coming to say Hi 
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ituen (m)
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Na wa. Na where the groovins dey na?
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princesa (f)
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why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex 
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Jeovy (m)
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why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex  I guess we all do it. Nice joke though
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tilyb (f)
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I dont get the joke 
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princesa (f)
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must u then tear it out open everywhere on this thread
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kene 20 (m)
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I don't get the joke  Hw old young re u?
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krama (m)
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Good question kene! 
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olulu (m)
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why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex  must u then tear it out open everywhere on this thread
hey, sex sells, if u don't like dis kind of jokes, then close your eyes, and walk backwards away from the system  well, u too young to knw abt sex anyway,  @poster oldie but still rocks 
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popsonj (m)
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Nice one bruv, 
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princesa (f)
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u na no1 culprit na 
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jaymobb (m)
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and u b d woman
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simm (m)
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pls, give jokes inspire us not about sex
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lexicon (m)
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ME I NO EVEN GET AIR HORN TALKLESS OF BREAK, AND I AM COMING TOO, LOL 
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princesa (f)
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@jay no 2 culprilt  @newbies see what i was complaining about shakes head
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