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smartshotz (m)
We Are Coming
« on: April 19, 2006, 02:19 PM »

A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a
man and a woman lying in the centre of the road, making wild and
passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times
as he was bearing down on them. He realised that they were not going to
stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just
inches from them. Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the
front of the truck. He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled,
"What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the
horn? You could have been killed!" Eventually, the man looked up at
the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look,
I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one
with brakes, "
lilred (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #1 on: April 19, 2006, 02:23 PM »

good one
diddy4 (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #2 on: April 19, 2006, 05:00 PM »

nice one.  Grin Grin Grin
Free (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #3 on: April 20, 2006, 02:59 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Undecided
sade511 (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #4 on: May 16, 2006, 01:11 AM »

good one,  . , lol
senisho (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #5 on: May 16, 2006, 01:29 AM »

Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
don_dee (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #6 on: April 01, 2008, 02:11 PM »

 Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
kronkykay (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #7 on: April 01, 2008, 02:40 PM »

good joke
clemcykul
Re: We Are Coming
« #8 on: April 01, 2008, 03:32 PM »

lmao
ituen (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #9 on: April 10, 2008, 07:16 AM »

poster well done Grin
Thug Life (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #10 on: April 11, 2008, 01:03 AM »

OMG
Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy    Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy   Cheesy
Rebellious (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #11 on: April 11, 2008, 02:34 AM »

Nice joke. I am coming too. . . .to congratulate you.
Thug Life (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #12 on: April 11, 2008, 03:24 AM »

Quote from: Rebellious on April 11, 2008, 02:34 AM
Nice joke. I am coming too. . . .to congratulate you.
I am coming to say Hi Cheesy
ituen (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #13 on: April 11, 2008, 08:39 AM »

Na wa. Na where the groovins dey na?
clemcykul
Re: We Are Coming
« #14 on: April 11, 2008, 09:32 AM »

i don come Grin Grin Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #15 on: April 11, 2008, 09:49 AM »

I cant remember anyone needing you Grin Grin Grin
princesa (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #16 on: June 07, 2008, 02:46 PM »

why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex  Angry
Jeovy (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #17 on: June 07, 2008, 05:02 PM »

Quote from: princesa on June 07, 2008, 02:46 PM
why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex Angry

I guess we all do it. Nice joke though
clemcykul
Re: We Are Coming
« #18 on: June 07, 2008, 05:57 PM »

good spanking jeaovy u re learning the ropes of survival  Grin Grin Grin Grin

*goes off to bla bla bla*
tilyb (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #19 on: June 07, 2008, 06:01 PM »

I dont get the joke Huh
krama (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #20 on: June 08, 2008, 01:00 PM »

Great one there! Grin  Cheesy  Grin
princesa (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #21 on: June 09, 2008, 12:50 PM »

must u then tear it out open everywhere on this thread


kene 20 (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #22 on: June 09, 2008, 01:12 PM »

Quote from: tilyb on June 07, 2008, 06:01 PM
I don't get the joke Huh
Hw old young re u?
krama (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #23 on: June 09, 2008, 01:29 PM »

Good question kene! Cheesy
olulu (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #24 on: June 09, 2008, 02:21 PM »

Quote from: princesa on June 07, 2008, 02:46 PM
why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex Angry


Quote from: princesa on June 09, 2008, 12:50 PM
must u then tear it out open everywhere on this thread


hey, sex sells,

if u don't like dis kind of jokes,
then close your eyes, and walk backwards away from the system
 Grin

well, u too young to knw abt sex anyway,
 Grin Grin


@poster
oldie
but still rocks
 Grin Grin
popsonj (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #25 on: June 09, 2008, 03:09 PM »

Nice one bruv,  Shocked
princesa (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #26 on: June 09, 2008, 03:17 PM »

u na no1 culprit na  Angry
jaymobb (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #27 on: June 09, 2008, 03:30 PM »

and u b d woman
simm (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #28 on: June 09, 2008, 09:30 PM »

pls,  give jokes inspire us not about sex
lexicon (m)
Re: We Are Coming
« #29 on: June 09, 2008, 09:56 PM »

ME I NO EVEN GET AIR HORN TALKLESS OF BREAK, AND I AM COMING TOO, LOL    Grin
oge4real (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #30 on: June 09, 2008, 11:43 PM »

Hey!I have come and now I am GOING!  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
princesa (f)
Re: We Are Coming
« #31 on: June 10, 2008, 10:59 AM »

@jay
no 2 culprilt  Cool


@newbies
see what i was complaining about shakes head
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