Omo Eko Weds Kitaun

@ Islander,

Kit and Omo Eko/E-baby?
Puh-leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, Kit can't cope. . . . . .
Someone like Azeezat will do for Kit. . . .

  , Is this my baby daddy? Where the hell have you been?? So wait, now you have changed my dress size, you are MIA? Baby Jackals need lots of diapers and formulars, so you better find your way in Old Mill Basin before I call the Po Po, 


@tbk, Where is the "OKO" I mean the wannabe Oko? Ask Ferlie, Ferlie Knows best!!


@Ferlie, I have already sent your information to the CIA and the FBI, Told them to bring you in dead or alive

@Kit, the offer still stands, My caliherb is volcanic rich, so you better let's get this ball rolling, 

@ Islander,

Dont call the old bill, please.
Erm, erm. . . . . .Stay on point. . . .The delivery van is on its way to deliver em stuffs.

As per your dress size . . . . You know how i grind.
Tell em babies to relax . . . Daddy is coming home soon.
Lemme do a bit of paper chase.

@islander
u've brought the jackal out again
hmmn, now take him to the island otherwise. . . 

@tkb
bawoni, so wapa

i'm aight
so how our wife?

hmmn smart answer,
now your learning how to deal with this situations
your gettin diplomatic, see how i'm rubbin off on you

@Eldee
rubbing off on me i rest my case

@Islander
erm, by the time you grant all the heavyweights on Nairaland citizenship, ull see how your island will fare afterwards

lets see how it goes

haba, make me? Look here my friend, I was BORN ambassador

@tbk, ga lang bwoy, don't let this one Elderly contradict yo, yo ear me ??

erm ermmmmmmmmmmmmm.  That thread and its contents are so below me( if you know what I mean . Trust me if i ever were swing that way, it would be with a hot babe, not some turkey who shags everything that crawls, LOL

As for your enquiries about my romance, c'mon don't give these nosey people anything to sing about. Afterall, you are going to my chief bridesmaid,  . 

sharrap Kit 

Those same words you are claiming to despise now are the very ones that turn you on and take you to CLOUD 15 

And don't even try to deny it because I have it ON TAPE  Onitsha Ovation doesn't carry false rumours 

Latest update:

The concierge at the Dubai hotel (honeymoon venue) has reliably informed us that Dr. Kit and his bride were evicted from the hotel for being a nuisance and a disturbance to the other guests in the facility. Complaints of a man screaming like an Alausa Guinea Fowl and frequent need to replace the telephone cords (used for tying person(s) to the bed) on their floor.

This unsightly event has led to a BAN on Nigerian holidaymakers/honeymooners using this hotel 

@Debosky

surely . . .u came to post here so I will notice that I have forgotten to give u your usual weekly medication       

u sure say no be wetin happen to u over the Xmas festivities in Onitsha u write so ?   

@D-reloaded

ki lo n pa e lerin ?  nkan ta mi ri e si naa ni yen   

@ Islander da diva,

I can now confirm Dr Ferlie was arrested at about 6.32am around Gatwick airport this morning.
He was apprehended while trying to ghost past immigration officers dressed-up like a pregnant woman.
Ferlie is being interrogated as we speak and he is refusing to speak to anyone until his lawyer is present.

Erm, i can now come home now that Ferlie is cooling his nasty ass in a jail cell.
Prepare some Peleau and crunchy pig-tails.
Lest i forget, put the BUBBLY on ICE.
Ferlie's incarceration is something to celebrate.

yes. Dr Ferlie has been arrested.

let him rot in jailwas even thinking of paying him a visit in October but hes been moved again. . .
he deserves it

Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is what i call miscarriage of justice.
I hope u got tagged so u don't jump your bail.

@ tkb417,

Dont despair!
I will have to kill Dr Ferlie maself.
Ma Desert Eagles are trained on his forehead . . . .I have dots on his forehead like a Hindu.
If he violates . . . . . he goes 6 feet under.