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folly69 (m)
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A happily married couple(ituen and tessybaby) having their first baby, were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still there was no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the Wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener(saucekid) was lying almost dead at the gate  |
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Pamperme
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folly69, LMBAO  i have heard this before but you still cracked me up by adding the names. lol |
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nightnurse (f)
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laughing my flat butt off nice 1 |
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bazii80 (f)
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@Folly69
Cool thing you did with the names but I sure as hell wish the whole thing was real; or what do you think fellas- wouldn't it be nice to have the guys share some of the pain since,well um, it was a two-man affair(you know what i mean?!)
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ituen (m)
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@Bazi Can i substitute your name and pray for the scenario to be real? Old joke but funny sha  |
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elementus
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@folly that was a nice one am still laughing my ass off @ iteun so yr baddy dey do yr wife & u no know well sha what are friends for?  ( helping each other out) i wont be shocked if it was clem because that guy is a fag for sure |
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folly69 (m)
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@ITUEN knew u had a good sense of humour bt, don't kill the sauce pan boy o, u know say na your boy just take it as 1 of those things.@least what is his is urs.  |
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ituen (m)
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Saucekid na my man, so i believe all those yarns na heresay.
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folly69 (m)
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yeah yeah,i understand the loyalty never wash your dirty linen in public u ar a true freind. |
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djcrooky (m)
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@Bazi Can i substitute your name and pray for the scenario to be real? Old joke but funny sha is this the product weird |
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ituen (m)
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Folly
Saucekid may be doing my cooking staff, i don't care. he is a man and he needs to put his thing to use
My wife is in the UK for d delivery of our baby. So look for something else
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ituen (m)
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Na wa in resspect to you oh. Notin do me as per jokes oh. I no dey like some people |
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minute (f)
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very funny. good job folly.
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Lolabbey
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thanks |
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clemcykul
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elementus its okay now when your eyes are cleared from the dope u took u remember ure the fag in qtion, crazie crack
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tufe (m)
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clemcy, i think u should confirm her sex before calling her a fag |
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webdezzi (m)
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thats a good joke
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clemcykul
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tufe i know she is a female. now close your trap mr busy body  |
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tj_tj (m)
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then why call her a fag, lesbian cud be better  |
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folly69 (m)
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hmmm i can c u kids ar havin fun keep it up |
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ituen (m)
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Na who u dey call pikin, folly
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ifyalways (f)
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@topic,remixed version tho still manageable.
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tj_tj (m)
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foly u don dey show yaself again abi?
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Lolabbey
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hmmm,na wah ooooo
so pikin dey nrlnd
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ituen (m)
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Pikin heap well full for this Nairaland
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segunpc (m)
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rotflmao that i started  good one |
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tj_tj (m)
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i wan meet this folly wey think say elders no dey im house |
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ituen (m)
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Just capture aisha and the Folly go show by magic instantly
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clemcykul
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lol |
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ituen (m)
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Clem,
na lie i dey talk?
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