Eldoublo Vs Po-deep The Scared One Should Not Back Out .

Well, where's d dude @?

Hey, eldoublo, wassup? If u don't want to battle, u don't have to. Don't let bolajibaok control you, he's a knowm Nairaland slave & nuisance.
If u really want to battle with d mind of a honorable mc then make a call-out & if u don't want to, u don't have to.
Peace.

Bolajibao* we know u are addicted to nairaland, there is this adage that goes"wetin dey sweet small pikin
na him dey kill am".Now i see some people have being cursed from birth, yaba is even going to reject you
because your madness is not ordinary.

Cant you see that u making this Battle Forum disorganise, we all know your childhood dreams taking over from Seun
but nobody is against you ok.  

Aight, kick game.

Bsides, why don't u go cast a vote for who u think was betta on my battle wit bolajibaok so I can wrap that up before ours begins.

Not only are u retarded and a pathetic wussyou're a spammer, scammer and a sexist/male chauvinist and an imbecile extraordinaire. . .

Rflmao 

of course you are not in bolajis class. so stoop low and battle the eartworm clown olu

Well, I guess you should go first! And by the way, ignore Bolaji - he is a waste of thread space and letters

You know the house rules:
Basically;
- No biting
- Nothing less than 10 bars
- No feeding(line referal)
- No hate votes
- Bolajibaok/flowshow/edioso and the other clones are kindly banned from voting.
- NEVA COME LAME!

Here goes:


Hmmn. . . El - doubl - o, dosent that spell LOO??/
must be why u'r so "full of sh*t", now lets quickly expel you/.
I'm like your school teacher, my pen determines your fate/
I know why u'r so "full of yourself" because I served u your ass on a gold plate/.
Word has it that u got murked by a female, well if that's so/;
it means u'r "lower than p*ssy", and if we check a woman's body, that would make u an ass-hole!/(get it?)
When I call u 'homz', it means HOMO not homie/
Dat's why u swallow so much siemens(semens) till u start actin phone-y(phony)/.
You've been such a bad kid, now its time to chastise you/.
In a pool of your own blood I'm gon'na baptize you/
Lemme just advise you//
I don't need to type in block-letters to "Cap-Size" you!/(capsize)
I stay sharp like the protudin horn// of a unicorn/
& make your wackass wear a frown like its a uniform/.
I'm like a trip to the sun, u just can't survive me/
I got more flow than the high sea/
Eldoublo couldnt give me 'double trouble' if he had two IDs/.
When u rap to a crowd, u get BOOs(booze) like  alcohol/
Dont make me have to tell nairaland how u lost your virginity to a barbie doll/
You winning me? GROW UP man, u gotta be "kidding" me/
I mean, its bad enough that u "piss me off" but now u're 'SHITTING me'?!/
Its Po Deep yall but I electrocute this wussy and I aint even Po-Lite/
Put you 6 feet undaground to make u a "low life"/
You remind me of the donkey from winnie the pooh, a HE-WHORE!/(ee-yore)
Actin gay porn is the only time u get hardcore/.
Now let me put you to sleep to end the story/;
the only way you put me to sleep is when u bore me!/


Goodluck.

Eldoublo??

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I fcuk a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this fag nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they come on//
You want to put my privates in your ear boy? – So you can fcuk what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real  niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your fag partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipshit hoe gotta go…

(that part in bold was changed by the thread automatically, )

Nice. I see u obeyed the last rule "NEVA COME LAME". Cool.
Aight, where them votes at??

BITING OBSERVATIONS
1. THE FIRST LINE WAS BITEN FROM RAKIM'S SONG. WORDSMITH TAKE NOTE
2. THE TELL-A-TUBBY LINE WAS BITEN FROM BOLAJI VS PO-DEEP . SAME THING WORDSMITH REFERRED TO AS BITEN FROM PROVERB OR MODE OR WHO ?

FINALLY MY VOTE
PO-DEEP WINS COS HE HAD MORE STRONG PUNCHLINES.DISSES AND RHYMES  . NO BEEF .

@Bolaji

1. Rakim's line was
"Put my dcik in your ear/ fcuk what you heard" (but that line didnt originate from Rakim between, its a punchline from a joke about a prostitute and a news anchor)

2. The teletubbies line is all mine --- look up Teletubbie online fool and get back at me,

3. And I apologise if you wanted to drink your own Pap Smear dude, next time I'll leave it out of talk