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bolajibaok (m)
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eldoublo and chiogo . eldoublo goes first. please note chiogo is a lady
here are the rules-
1. 16 Bars (32 Lines only) please note 32 lines only .
2. No irrelevant talks/comments
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. Battle of 2 rounds. in case of a draw or tie round 3 settles it .
5. Voting begins at the end of the second round.
6. The final winner would be decided after the first 5 votes.
7. no whining in the case of defeat
8. no reference whatsoever to your opponent lines.no biting
9. no external interference.
10. fair play
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FLOWSHOW
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everyone is battling nowadays. i need an opponent too,
and who is eldoubol? chiogo will sure whoop her ass silly
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chiogo (f)
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Bolaji, bolaji, when did i agree to battle a person named Eldoublo?? yo, u need to chill out with this. don't be typin' my name like that. C'mon, it's too unique 
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eldoublo (m)
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Goodluck Lady!  To all you cynics, and them critics of my lyrics BEWARE! I’m ‘bout to heat Nairaland up out of this atmosphere// But first I gota – swoop – as I scoop - my Chiogo beef soup out my plate I spit shit impregnated with so much meaning, like Chiogo’s period – ITS LATE!// You niggaz want punchlines? Don’t worry - I serve her up like its lunchtime I’m greedy – So drop your forks! Pass me a spoon, this bitch is all mine// mess ‘Global Warming’ its Doublo Warning this chick to cease Go do some nail polish – ‘fore you catch slap epidemics like some freak disease// mess rap – sing some *Sam Song – but I *knock ya – if you ‘Call My Name’ (Samsung*Nokia) Like Styl Plus – in addition to being a chick with no game -// You’re just clueless – useless, so I guess its best I confess - Let me tell everyone here why you seem so excess in your chest// You stuffing your breast! – Oh Yes! – cause like your head, they ARE compressed But between your legs is a different story – its like a ‘Free Federal Express’// They pass out, and pass in – each and every passing day I won’t talk about your ass now – that’s a story for another day… www.myspace.com/olou1ne check out my music!!! |
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bolajibaok (m)
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@ELDOUBLO -ETHER
SHIT . OLU .DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THIS ILL .
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY MAILMALC SIGNED YOU UP.
JUST BE CAREFUL because WHEN CHIOGO SEES THIS SHE WILL SURELY RETAILIATE. AND SHE'S KNOWN TO WRECK THE MIC WITH A UNIQUE STYLE SECOND TO NONE. because SHE REPS THE MURDA INC FAMILY . OL BOY YOU MAY BE LYRICALLY MURDERED SOON .JUST WAIT FOR CHIOGO TO ARRIVE WITH HER VERSE.
@FLOWSHOW
ELDOUBLO IS A GUY.
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eldoublo (m)
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 been waiting all day Chiogo lady, where you at
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chiogo (f)
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Here.
Eldoublo?? what the mess??, yo kim, this nigga need a spell check
You ain't gotta tell me, i spell it out for u:El-to-the-double of wack
Whatchu thinkin' battlin' me, the flyest chick of all fly chicks
Your time's almost up, i hear the clock goin' 'tick-tock'
mess your punches/metaphors, I straight up give u kicks
Also used for fly sneakers, those u ain't got
You throw so much similes/hyperboles but yo ass still ain't learned in the english aspect
A Known batty-buoy,how long does it take for u to pick a sex??
Bitch-ass so gay, he prefers to wear skirts
I ain't even a dude but i've ordered more tuxes
Only time u're ill is when your ass is severely kicked by little girls
Now, i totally get Hov's point, youz a 'lost' one
Battle ain't even started but I've been handed the crown.
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bolajibaok (m)
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chiogo that is so sick !
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eldoublo (m)
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Niice, well I guess you're going first next round,  |
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chiogo (f)
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here's my 2nd verse, wann@ get this over and done with.
I warned this hoe, i give out lashes
My hand work so good, he want more whips for his crooked ass
Don't be overly intimidated,let it out, pain's only human nature
And don't even expect mercy from me, I aim to torture
Am your oppressor, kind@ like columbus//don't see me as a lady because right now am your fuckin' boss
Like Ross, even them popos ain't stopped me, I speed and then i floss
Even if i gave u the bible, u couldn't spit a decent 'verse'
I give u teachings and analysis of your life like I was Confucius
Told ya your time is tickin ,the audience is bored//damn, u're so 'minute'!
Just to decipher your shit, I gotta put you on 'mute'
Insignificant as u is, don't try falsetto like Dream//I want a total hush!
Like a burnt dinner, I scrape ya because uz a waste and dump u in the trash!
I ain't God but am close to 'perfect', ask reggie & Jamal: 'Chi is the shit!'
Nah, too good to be faeces//Although the discardin' of minez is your forte
your pleasure it is, I know//Right now i bet u're havin' nostalgia
Even on nairaland, Eldoublo ain't known, am recognized worldwide like i was on d media
Battlin' u is like carryin' out a chemistry lab experiment
My conclusion:'Wackness' was your threshold; 'double(doublo) wackness' was your endpoint
Enough info, now let me go write the lab report!
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OldSYNC (m)
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Let the reply come up, I'll give my vote
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eldoublo (m)
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Listen - I can’t waste flows – take some straight punchlines so you can taste blows
I agree with one fact – you ARE the flyest – when we count the all ‘First-Placed-Hoes’//
Jog out quick – leave this thread – I'm afraid, your flows are out of shape
Stop all the monkeying around – you looked better when you were an ape//
When I spit sick flows like toxic waste – you start loosing excess body weight
You heard that I spit ‘ill shiit’ and you went to paste your face with body waste//
Chiogo, your stupidity can’t be replaced, I set the basis of the pace you’ll be disgraced
I told you to save face, in the first round and just go on and throw the race//
Now there’s no way to escape – it’s futile – like racing against a clock
She going into shock – for *racing a *hard nigga – cause I *run the *block//
“I am he - who decrees to banish this banshee from ever be-ing an emcee”
It’s a sure guarantee you’ll be a victim of my slapping – as its sure you’re a boobie amputee//
This chick is on a ‘Free P*ssy Spree’ – she begs “Reggie and Jamal” to fcuk her peepee for free
Her legs so wide and full of debris – when men go in – police declare them ‘lost at sea’//
Your verse is really the shiit – impure and reeking deeply of manure
I really am not sure – how much more of this pummeling your poor immature self can endure…
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chiogo (f)
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let the votin' begin
@Eldoublo, u wasn't s'pposed to refer to my lines----- rule#8. u know the 'reggie/jamal' part??
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bolajibaok (m)
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ping el is busted! minus one for eldouble. line referral or line biting  jamal/ regie line . i vote for chiogo . more straight disses, chiogo is going to win the disser of the year |
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eldoublo (m)
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Line referral would be if I said - "you said I should ask Reggie and Jamal, ' That wasn't a referral, that was more of just using your guidelines within the frame of reference |
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Sharn06
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Lol, Chi, that's what we talkin bout. Give em girl venom!
@eldoublo, you got your ass kicked by two girls in a row. Do you still battlin is your prowess?
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Family Guy
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I'm new here, but a huge fan of rap. I think ElDoub takes it, his disses were much more funny and his lines more complex. Chiogo's were sometimes hard to understand. Who wants to battle me?
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eldoublo (m)
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Its funny cause the 'girls' here have more balls than the dudes, Where are wordsmith and spottie?
;Dby the way, I got my ass kicked by you, you shouldn't play the 'girl' card, it just makes your victory seem smaller lady,
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Oilman (m)
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ARE Y 8)U PE :oPLE BLIND??? This ElDoublo won here clearly! Ma guy, you have my vote abeg - no mind all the rest, you be bad guy
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chiogo (f)
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well,u're right, Eldoublo but still, u used my words. D whole point of goin' 1st is to give d other opponent a chance to think and if i didn't use d words jamal/reggie, u'd never have used it either,it's not like regular words. I don't even bother readin' my opponent's lines before goin', i just skim through so as to avoid bitin'.
@Family guy/oilman, am sorry y'all but the votin' is restricted to emcees only. where the real emcees at??
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OldSYNC (m)
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@ El
you cud have prevented using any noticeable word(s) from the other mc
@ Chi
you were more quiet in your diss, it looked like you didn't want to end up paying a fee,
& my judgement
El got the day (he disturbed most of Chi's (initial) confidence in the second round.)
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Po Deep (m)
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To be frank, it should be clear to any real mc that Eldoublo took this hands down.
Peace.
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Wordsmith
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^Co-sign with that sh*t up there.
El takes this hands down. Battle was kind of easy. What happened Chi?
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Po Deep (m)
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Hey smith, NL on a sunday morning! U no go church?! Lol
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bolajibaok (m)
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lol maybe he went to saturday night vigil.
@eld doublo
your second verse was iller . so u took the battle. but only bad thing i saw was the line referral. u know we don't allow anyone to bite or refer to any word of an opponent that goes first. the person going second usually has an advantage to attack the first person's creativity. just note it , listen and learn for other battles in future.
and which of the guys were u referring to,?because 2 girls already gave u headache i meant migrane, call out whoever u want to battle . niggas don't run up in here .
@chiogo
this verses obviously aint from the chiogo that battled bolabroke,.wetin dey happen . you don lose skills?
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chiogo (f)
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Well, i guess Eldoublo won  congratu , . . . nothin'. 
@Wordsmith, i don't know what happened, i guess i'd stick to R N B. nywayz, thanks for votin'.
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eldoublo (m)
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@Chiogo, good Battle Lady! @Bolaji, why are you changing mouth now? A few posts up you said Chiogo should win disser of the year, and now you're clearly contradicting yourself. @Everyone else, Especially WOrdsmith, Spottie and Hybrid X, Whenever you're around, I'm waiting,  |
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chiogo (f)
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Don't mind bolajibaok, that's why i said he has no stance in our battle, always gallivantin'. anywayz, nice battle, i ain't mad at'ya. Beyonce don't rap but she's still d queen.
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Alexpissu (m)
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Its funny cause the 'girls' here have more balls than the dudes, Where are wordsmith and spottie?
Dude u better watch what u say |
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eldoublo (m)
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Alexpissu, maybe you could prove me wrong homie 
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Wordsmith
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@ eldoublo,
i wouldn't have commented if not for that piece of shit u wrote. Learn some respect son. . .
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