Useful WAP/MMS tips on Glo plus everything you need to know

my dear fellow nairalander Kingron, if u think i'm goinno waste ma time in responding, i'm afraid you'll have to think again. we're certainly not on the same level, bro. so my advice: look at my signature. when u're now able to comprehend, maybe u'll start making sense. i've got work to do aight? and what i do, is something u'll only dream of knowing how to do, and i have a few beta tools to test, don't let me test them on u.

P.S: i'm afraid you'll have to talk to the hand from now, cuz u're certainly below average, u can't talk to me.

@Info
thanks, but i'll pass. i don't know about u, but i have just 24 hours a day, work has collected 9 hours, sleep will collect a quater of an hour, gf will collect the 24 hours somehow, this laptop still has to collect 22 hours a day, so u see how complex it is? not to mention, nairaland collects everything. i can barely have time to do tht.

SOS!!!

I just got this phone, Fly SX390, GPRS enabled. I manually put the settings correctly but when I try to browse it says:
"GPRS NOT SUBSCRIBED"

Could anyone please suggest why this could be so.
I did this but then the reply was from 5353, repeating the same message.

Just to let those dat can browse on their fones that a new mobile phone game called Village Boy is out from the makers of Baba Naija (came out last year for those of us who don't know). Very interesting. I've played it. All you need to get is a Java enabled fone and a working GPRS connection. It's only available on the Glo and Zain networks (it looks like they're still working on MTN codes, dats why they haven't started advertising). To get it, type get village in a text message and send to 35810 (costs N100, same as Baba Naija). U guys tell me what u think of it,  I think it's cool.