Useful WAP/MMS tips on Glo plus everything you need to know

my dear fellow nairalander Kingron, if u think i'm goinno waste ma time in responding, i'm afraid you'll have to think again. we're certainly not on the same level, bro. so my advice: look at my signature. when u're now able to comprehend, maybe u'll start making sense. i've got work to do aight? and what i do, is something u'll only dream of knowing how to do, and i have a few beta tools to test, don't let me test them on u.

P.S: i'm afraid you'll have to talk to the hand from now, because u're certainly below average, u can't talk to me.

@Info
thanks, but i'll pass. i don't know about u, but i have just 24 hours a day, work has collected 9 hours, sleep will collect a quater of an hour, girlfriend will collect the 24 hours somehow, this laptop still has to collect 22 hours a day, so u see how complex it is? not to mention, nairaland collects everything. i can barely have time to do that.

SOS!!!

I just got this phone, Fly SX390, GPRS enabled. I manually put the settings correctly but when I try to browse it says:
"GPRS NOT SUBSCRIBED"

Could anyone please suggest why this could be so.
I did this but then the reply was from 5353, repeating the same message.