Don't Lie To Kids!

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude @d beach,well,this little girl comes up to him,so he covers his privates,
with a newspaper.
the little girl say,''whats under there?''
so the man answers,''A BIRD ''.
the girl goes away and the man falls asleep.when he wakes up,he is in a hospital and in great pains.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks,''what happened?''
The man answers,''I don't know,i was @d beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl.''
     D doctor tells this to the police and they go to the beach 2find any witnesses.,on getting there they saw the little girl the man was talking about.
SO they asked her if she did anything to the man,,
SHE ANSWERS,''I didn't do anything to the man,but while he was sleeping,I PLAYED with his BIRD,after a while,it spit @ me,so i broke its neck,burned its nest ,and smashed all its eggs.''

lol 

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Boronze

That was hilarious. I needed that laugh. Thanks for that.

the bottom line is to tell our kids the truth all the time. Good post though