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africanboy (m)
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A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Mary
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If you guys have more, please post.
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spikelord (m)
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She wants to kill John.
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kajad (m)
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lol  |
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micklplus (m)
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great and that was a wonderful attack on John ! i hope the guy wont die from heart attack ! Nice joke |
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O4real (m)
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Old joke!!!  |
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dm (m)
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WOWPayback Time 
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africanboy (m)
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Old joke!!! it may be old, but it was my first time reading it, as sure as it was the first time for some others. its not like you havent type "Old joke!!!" before. |
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O4real (m)
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@africanboy Cry africanboy, cry for the demise of your jokes. Mama's boy!  instead of keeping quite and giving us classic jokes he goes blabbing about how funny he finds it. Tell me: - WHO CARES!!! hen, hen, hen!!! WHO CARES bro if u laughed off your sorry self!!! |
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diddy4 (m)
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;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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africanboy (m)
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@africanboy Cry africanboy, cry for the demise of your jokes. Mama's boy! instead of keeping quite and giving us classic jokes he goes blabbing about how funny he finds it. Tell me: - WHO CARES!!! hen, hen, hen!!! WHO CARES bro if u laughed off your sorry self!!! unlike you, am not a CLOWN. i don't tell jokes. i saw on the net and shared. have you told someone this joke before? "copyright infringement?". WAKE UP BRO! |
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africanboy (m)
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@barinaadaa, thanks
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O4real (m)
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@africanboy
Yes, keep up your sorry old, clownish jokes! Clowns like you will feel U. Get current and move on!
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Reba (f)
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Way cool mh nice one African boy,send some more  O4real go suck the lemon  |
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O4real (m)
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@reba Oh so you've been there to know how it feels!? |
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africanboy (m)
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*sits here wondering if O4real hasn'tgot anything else to do*
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O4real (m)
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then u must be jobless africanboy because am working and u sit just like your jokes!
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africanboy (m)
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hmm, i see, moving around the forum dissing people's jokes is WORK. Whose paying you?
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O4real (m)
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i think u just want to increase the tread of this sorry joke so people will feel there is much to it!? isnt it? Sorry you got the wrong guy! But I wondered who pays you to sit and wonder!!!  |
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lauryn (f)
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Put a sock in it and move on please, nice joke still!
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Reba (f)
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@Lauryin girl, u rite very nice joke I love it 04real,still go suck the lemon it seems that u haven'nt sucked it at all |
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nuggard (m)
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@Reba. . . .local is lekker.
But african boy and O4real you guys disses really cracked me.keep at it please.
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O4real (m)
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@nuggard @Reba. . . .local is lekker.
But african boy and O4real you guys disses really cracked me.keep at it please.
oh nug, u again, ok ok i can ovastand, u want to go clapping those miggets. No fighting, i said noooo figthing in here, @haters I said it before now i can c it coming: someone with a multi-faced ID is here tricking afroboy into being happy. Reba go into your SA shell, lauryn put on yours socks and start clapping because your hero just arrived!!! |
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lauryn (f)
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@nuggardoh nug, u again, ok ok i can ovastand, u want to go clapping those miggets. No fighting, i said noooo figthing in here,
@haters
I said it before now i can c it coming: someone with a multi-faced ID is here tricking afroboy into being happy.
Reba go into your SA shell, lauryn put on yours socks and start clapping because your hero just arrived!!!
LMAO, and who on this planet is the hero ???lol |
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jayemkay (f)
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john must have gone absolutely crazy! hahaha serves him right!  |
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jayemkay (f)
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john must have gone absolutely crazy! hahaha serves him right! and no fighting here please! |
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Reba (f)
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@ nuggard
U rite local is lekker,but hey u know where that applies only where we live (southern zone)
@ O4real Manchester United suck, I think its u who to go in your Shell where ever u are.
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Z4M4eva (f)
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l.o.l. Kool Joke Africanboy.  |
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emmeno (m)
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Men she's the smartest babe in the whole wide world
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O4real (m)
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@Reba
While your G-papis were hunting 4 gold-dust in the past, If i just put a J*** in 4 that Reba of urs, surely, u'll be eating saw-dust back in SA. That I said a simple statement "old joke" doesnt deserve all your hate words. It meant i read it before but If you are hunting 4 afrodonkey's Green Card this is not how to go about it. Consult Doctor Moon, he'll surely know how to help ya, sissy.
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O4real (m)
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@Reba
Oh Mary, I 4got the "Old Joke" was about a girl in SA. Are u so sour from being bruised don't worry u'll find comfort in N*****land! 4 further e-motional advise just don't b shy to call 4 help here.
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