The Best "dear John" Joke?

Thanks spikelord, it's all about nothing oooo. i only said "old joke" and they all came buzzing like a bee. Am i not meant to air my opinion. Pls ask them if in their villages ( cos they are not acting like city ppl ) democracy is a distant cry.

If they continue then i dont see how my brains wont stop replying them. If they stop I stop. It's them not me.

stop it man!

Begging!!!??? lol. Crawl, crawl afrodonkey, you convoluted Be**t of burden!

wetin be that afro probs ma

I am not offended at all,because I guess thats what u are good at so peace bro,  and by the way It does'nt matter whether the joke was about a SA girl,I am a proud South African take it or leave it. Peace

@ 40real Peace  Peace   Bro,

dont u ever get real?

its time for John to cry, i guess!

Wetin be your own now??After tha storm has calmed down,u decide to start your own.Did u even read the dates on the other posts at all.Are u tryin to gain your own 5mins of fame here??

@niterider
Niterider, I think u have said it all, she's trying hard to cover 4 a diss in anoda thread. Tanx Bro.

@DivineOke
I have no words 4 u here, go back to the other thread n lets get the party started there!

@Afrodonkey
Sorry, who must have resurrected you from the grave. . . do i need to feel goody goody with you, pele, bone-collector. I am not surprised you said "everybody", your understanding of English is light years behind. Abeg go rest, word is out on you, dont let MOPO c u ooo.

@O4fake
It's true that age has nothing to do with maturity, because how can a guy of 29 (almost 30) be behaving like this?
And I don't think you'll ever grow up. You this ADULT KID.

I'm pissed off with the guy. He insulted me in 'Have you ever sucked a female orifice'.
So, it's not as if I'm been nosy.

@Dodo-jolor
Your foolhardiness is your Achilles heel. This has driven you to check my profile to find a fault. But Brat, you aint game. Have you eva asked yourself why your parents die early. . . it's because they found it hard to be simply HAPPY. Do you know why i waste time enlightening you, it's because i dont really want you ending that way. Get real, my dear.
@afrodonkey
As for you, afrodonkey, how would you understand your own blabs? I dont blame you cos you hailed from a mentally challenged familial.  You c, I have been teaching my dog how to speak recently and he's doing beta than you rite now. Oh Cheapskate!  , that must have been the first word that challenge your stead. Ok it means "stingy". Then everyone = everybody = each one = ? . . . Let me allow U to fill in the gaps and c how bright U've been lately. So Honky Donkey, can you tell me the correlation btw what has been said and what you have just spoken. Really, if not for Trans-saharan trade and for the sake of the Bedouins, your intractable species should have been obliterated off the face of the earth just like the dinosaurs, you inconsequential, dispensed mule!

@Dodo-jolor
Insulted!?      , wake up, you started it on an innocent lady on N*****Land and I was born not to allow such impudence, boy!