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Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #64 on: May 09, 2006, 02:16 PM »

don't u ever do anything apart from this O4real
O4real (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #65 on: May 09, 2006, 02:17 PM »

@Rhodalyn
Quote from: Rhodalyn on May 09, 2006, 02:14 PM
learn to respect urselves!!!
Tell them!
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #66 on: May 09, 2006, 02:18 PM »

Quote from: O4real on May 09, 2006, 02:17 PM
@RhodalynTell them!
tell who?Huh as a matter of fact, it was U i was referring to! Smiley
O4real (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #67 on: May 09, 2006, 02:18 PM »

@Rhodalyn
Quote from: Rhodalyn on May 09, 2006, 02:16 PM
don't u ever do anything apart from this O4real
Sure do, lady and being on N*****land has been dynamite!
O4real (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #68 on: May 09, 2006, 02:19 PM »

@Rhodalyn
Quote from: Rhodalyn on May 09, 2006, 02:18 PM
tell who?Huh as a matter of fact, it was U i was referring to! Smiley
Then are u sleeping.
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #69 on: May 09, 2006, 02:20 PM »

I'm actually doozing! Smiley
O4real (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #70 on: May 09, 2006, 02:23 PM »

 Grin,  u sure do, beaut. Sleep well. Sorry 4 stiring your immaculate peace.  Cheesy  Wink But what will one do when touts has invaded N****Land - D HOME OF UNITY!
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #71 on: May 09, 2006, 02:25 PM »

 '  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy '
africanboy (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #72 on: May 09, 2006, 02:44 PM »

hmm, your father must flog you for insulting thugs, have you forgetten your family has a proud history of them, with you and your siblings (if your impotent family head could continue after you) are the latest in the series.

just in case you can't spell naira, move your eyes to the top of your screen, unless ofcourse you are reading upside down explaining why your head refuses to hold the mass of mess you emulate other people who call theirs brains.

insuting someone who looked at your profile, ashamed of your picture (even after a professional had touched it with photoshop). besides, have you forgotten you followed a crow's path to view mine.

all other nairalanders, am truly sorry for this verbiage, but this vermin deserves it
O4real (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #73 on: May 09, 2006, 03:27 PM »

@Afrodonkey
Let me read you a letter from your species,

Dear Afrodonkey,
We know you are surely Johnny, now. Do you know that reading and writing has been artistic values made for humans, Donkey. Why should you be audacious enough to eva think of yourself as been equal to them. We, donkeys, are fools and so we will till we die and rut!
We learnt through divine means that O4real is teaching you English. Please learn. He is a good man and has been good to us. don't you know that all the hays u were raised on were provided by him. So listen, mule, to the words of your papa.
Now why are U disgracing our stead further, impotent means (of a male) being unable to achieve an erection or orgasm. If his G Fathers has not more than achieved this fit then they wouldnt have bred him in the series. Hope you understand "BRED", @sreHol*. because you might soon start flip-flopping like a bad switch!
And N****land, makes it funky, gives life to the PLACE OF UNITY. Where knowledge can't be stolen just like you did with your Dear John Shaggy's story. People with knowledge not just brains. Have you heard when humans say knowledge is POWER. Remember nitwit, that MEN has always read in the right direction!
You dare accused him of viewing your pix, naaaa, afrodonkey boi, you told us u tried to abuse him with his looks and that made him to check you out.
And listen and listen good donkey, our Masters name is O4real not O . . . . . 4real. Are you trying to abuse another person on N*****Land? don't you have respect for others!  Angry ama-wank-ya-@rse!
Your father,
Papa Bu Donkey.

So please N****Landers, lets give afrodonkey a chance to learn English with vile words . He is in a class room called "The Best "dear John" Joke?".




eveseh (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #74 on: May 11, 2006, 09:19 PM »

wow,cool
barinaadaa (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #75 on: May 12, 2006, 05:53 PM »

that dos it, don't u think we need a beef platform?  Angry  Angry  Angry
niterider (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #76 on: May 13, 2006, 10:47 AM »

We sure do.I hope admin would permit it because is alot of unsettled differences in this forum
naijafan (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #77 on: September 27, 2006, 04:20 PM »

I bet if africanboy and o4real meet each other, they'd be laughing their heads off,
africanboy (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #78 on: September 29, 2006, 02:00 PM »

wait? i did all of that, damn! am good!
naijafan (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #79 on: September 29, 2006, 03:58 PM »

Quote from: africanboy on September 29, 2006, 02:00 PM
wait? i did all of that, damn! am good!

as in Huh
Oracle (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #80 on: December 09, 2006, 04:34 PM »

Damn, she would kill John oooh
charla (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #81 on: December 10, 2006, 03:25 PM »

@ O4real 
theres no need to diss d boy jus because uve read d joke before.if u don't find it funni kip ur opinions and ur rude words to ursef instead of cursin everyone who thinks d joke is funni.
@ Africanoboy,i hve read this joke a million times before and i still find it funni jare.
bechex (m)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #82 on: December 16, 2006, 04:10 PM »

i would not want to be in either o4real or africanboy's bad books. This guys can yab. The yabs got me laughing more than the joke. The two of u are realy creative Yabbers. i am sure u have burried the hachet and i also agree that if u two meet u would be laughing at all this.
agnesoseka
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #83 on: February 11, 2007, 07:57 PM »

old gist!!
agnesoseka
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #84 on: February 11, 2007, 08:01 PM »

old gist!!
beyunce (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #85 on: February 12, 2007, 02:08 AM »

@ agnesoseka
2 u its old.
sweetberry (f)
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke?
« #86 on: November 26, 2007, 02:59 PM »

lol now that is a good one Grin Grin Grin
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