can't Help Laughing

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Akin: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Akin: No hair, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything.

EXACTLY that

nice

thats ma lollypop. always keeping it real

plz don't, your post depicts an epitome of a unique lady with so much potentials

Copied and pasted but still kool to read.
@Poster: keep it coming

you're damn right! lol

thanx Rebel for seeing things from my perspective, these guy are good at lol-ing at anything as far as its coming from a girl
they all have inner wussies

It would have been no crime if you had copied, edited and paste. But you just copied and pasted and thus i will sue you for that.


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Nice oNe!
Cheers

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darn this is getting interesting

lol