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Lolabbey
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which one be your own,na u b clem
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success123 (m)
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her lawyer
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success123 (m)
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her personal adviser.
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Lolabbey
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i can see u are confused
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success123 (m)
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confused or not confused,orrrrrrr, u are only going to get the head of that turkey as promise.
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Lolabbey
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u are just making a hell of noise, lets hear frm d horse's mouth  |
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ayusman16 (m)
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hear from the pepeye's mouth |
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Lolabbey
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pepeye ke abi turkey
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Lolabbey
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no be ijapa na crocodile
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success123 (m)
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yes good joke from lola
audience clapping and lola is so proud right now
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zimit (m)
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other Problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'D have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed! Up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans",
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
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"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the US.?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
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Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
I love u all
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Lolabbey
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ohhhh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood, zimit this is hilarious, couldnt help lafing realy realy hard bt u lie ooo,na so we women be,i disagree wth u  |
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saucekid (m)
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na so una be
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tufe (m)
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seconded |
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tufe (m)
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fourthed |
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clemcykul
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*yaba yaba flings all into wheel barrow, pushes barrow staright to yaba right enjoy your stay in yaba its not easy to be yabalized |
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tufe (m)
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. . that na the position you been carry through out your primary and secondary school days |
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webdezzi (m)
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its better, tenth position out of 500 in class
na your own i no come know
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tufe (m)
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1st all through, even till my uin days. we be bad guys now  |
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Lolabbey
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lots of evidence are available
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tufe (m)
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please show him my credentials sweet heart
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