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Lolabbey
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there is this guywho needed a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, But Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. In d cause of doing these, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"  |
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ituen (m)
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Nice and old joke
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Nella (f)
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lol, ha, yea it is
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tj_tj (m)
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that must be ituen nd clem. nella is the zoo keeper |
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webdezzi (m)
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yes, we all know
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tj_tj (m)
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Preciate. now we will let them pick who is da gorilla nd the lion
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clemcykul
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teejay u don shit for body come run enter nld for cover abi? u no suceed
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tj_tj (m)
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wats cool folly? |
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Lolabbey
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i think it shld be u. aint u cool? |
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tytylayor (f)
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Preciate. now we will let them pick who is da gorilla nd the lion
tj tj and migines |
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Lolabbey
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teetee i no blv u sha,lets hear frm d horse's mouth |
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tj_tj (m)
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tt why all this confusion i said its ituen nd clem, abi u wan take their position, oya pick ur partner |
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tytylayor (f)
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ohh, ok sorry, but u shudn't av mention clem, that is my paddy hia nw, so choose somone else
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tj_tj (m)
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ok tytytaylor u take clem's spot
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tytylayor (f)
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olodo, not tytytaylor, its tytylayor
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tj_tj (m)
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i don be dey suapect sey u be former liberian president
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Lolabbey
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this one wey we dey argue sey na this one no b this one, abeeegi make d lion and gorilla show face by demselves before we hire police to fetch them out. |
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webdezzi (m)
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*anxiously waiting*
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Lolabbey
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we ar all waitin
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Lolabbey
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whre is nity now,i go vex ooooo |
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clemcykul
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nightie is now gunpoints prisoner of waar |
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Lolabbey
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that can't be!! whre is that hapening
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Lolabbey
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clemcy i dey wait
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tj_tj (m)
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confusion reigns in the land. the goriila nd lion escaped |
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Lolabbey
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@tj dey can never escape if at all dey do nrlndrs shal owe u responsible  |
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tytylayor (f)
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agreed, because he knows them
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