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Lolabbey
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Boss : I'M giving u job as a driver, starting salary 10,ooonaira- is it o.k by you?: temy: you r great sir ! starting salary is O.K. but how much is my driving salary ?  Interview : wt is your qualification ? santa: sir I'm Ph.d. Interviewer : wt do u mean by Ph.d. santa: (smiling)Passed High School with Difficulty. Interviewer : just imagine your in the 3rd floor, it caught fire & how will u escape ? sadoh : it's simple sir I will stop my imagination? muhat proposed a Girl, Girl said I'm 1 year older than you muhat said thats no problem girl, I'll marry you next year. folly sitting on the top of the mountain and studying, when a person asked what he was doing he said oye, higher studies yaar, |
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ituen (m)
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Lola
Come to me for some hugs
You got some cracking jokes there, baby
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tufe (m)
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the polygamist is at it again lola, the jokes are tight. keep it flowing |
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Rebellious (f)
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The third one is funny but truesimply stop your imagination. lol
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sincity (m)
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I'm feeling the jokes man,
ituen, are u a ture polygamist
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Lolabbey
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hmm i no care weda ituen na polygamist or polythenegamist,
all i knw be sey my arms are opened apart waitin 4 his hug
oya come closer and,
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tufe (m)
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@sincity,
ituen is a polyandrist. that abotu describes him. but eim be correct guy sha
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ifyalways (f)
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* * * *out comes tessy baby and fires you a hot slap** @jokes,there are so nice,sweeeeet and hilarious.moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  @poster,nice jokes from a husband snatcher .  |
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Lolabbey
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habba ifyy i never sey i wan snatch am now
just passionate hug can't take him away frm tessy baebe.
abi now?
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ayusman16 (m)
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Lolabbey! No be only hug Ituen say him want, why u come dey unbutton his zip now |
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Lolabbey
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ayusman abeg no put me 4 troubl eooo
i no fit shout.
tessy dear no mind them
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tufe (m)
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**slap misses target and lands on clemzy's face
anusman, na that kind thing you dey like
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tytylayor (f)
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no mind lola, she don dey trip for ituen since, so this na great opportunity. @lolabbey its a free world joh  |
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tufe (m)
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clemz, you are twisting the story, why na. you've 4gotten that you are the one that got caught in the barbed wire. i think u need to be seeing the doctor more often , so that these your memory losses can be controlled @tyty. why u dey attack my lola like that. i'll table your matter at the board of directors meeting if you continue this way. |
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tytylayor (f)
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haba! tufe, no be like that o, mee ke attack wu?  i only dey pitty u, if u kno say na u get am, hold am tight  |
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Lolabbey
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teetee thnk u ojere--its a free world and sure shit apens
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tufe (m)
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yeah, thanx for the advice. you are OK, no wahala for you again |
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tytylayor (f)
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yeah, thanx for the advice. you are OK, no wahala for you again Oh yeah!  so u wan do wahala before? chinekeeeeeeee |
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Beebsyn (m)
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you guys are were{mad people} all una life no pass joke na when una go repent?
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tufe (m)
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@tyty
na u sabi.
@beeb
i dey watch you
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tufe (m)
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now you are coming through. thats good |
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ben~jay (m)
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hmm so ituen is now the hot guy on NLD ? wonders shall never end  |
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Lolabbey
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benjy she no b sey e dey pain u sha?
anyway forms are out for the next hottest guy on nairaland
aplication is 5ooo naira only
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saucekid (m)
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uhm. . . . . . . .
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tj_tj (m)
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hmm so ituen is now the hot guy on NLD ? wonders shall never end who dash monkey banana. he is the hottest guy meaning hes in hot water |
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Rebellious (f)
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who dash monkey banana. he is the hottest guy meaning hes in hot water don't see the connection . . . |
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Ninjabyte (m)
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I no fit shout. Borrows his Grandma's Cane mini stool and squats down
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tj_tj (m)
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u can't because u just came in, sit like ninja nd watch |
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Rebellious (f)
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Ain't got the timeso much is going on for me to sit and watch.
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