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clemcykul
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bad omen!  |
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tufe (m)
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. . just like you are |
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clemcykul
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just the way u were once |
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tufe (m)
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but i repented. now you should
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segunpc (m)
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tufe repent???  it means i can also repent |
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webdezzi (m)
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how we go take know say you no be, afterall, the guy go dey online too
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segunpc (m)
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me call u satan? noooooooooooooooooooo i no dey look face? i cadun't fit call u that o. but u dey wear black and black plus u ve horns and tail and ya eyes dey red  |
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tufe (m)
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Jah almight 4give you. because if me use me tongue curse u, Rastafarin will carry it out. go in peace my child  |
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saucekid (m)
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see as sinners dey confess
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ituen (m)
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Na so Tufe Life dey since I'm commot for belle
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segunpc (m)
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10x mr. tufe
its rare to find ya kind of faith and believe on nairaland and for this ya discretion has made u whole.
plus u ve the kind of jesus character. 10x again my laud.
if na ituen or sauce walahi them go don spit fire and rage like dragon.
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ituen (m)
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thats the way to survive, man
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ituen (m)
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good, so just siddon look
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segunpc (m)
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siddon look for what na?
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ituen (m)
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good girl |
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clemcykul
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thanks dear ill be good as long as bla bla bla exist |
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segunpc (m)
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clemcy ya mind needs cleansing! so i ll say u come with me because am going to ve mine cleansed |
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clemcykul
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nevr!
why shuld i clean my mind?
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folly69 (m)
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lailai why shuld u?doesn't he know dirty minds have de best humour
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segunpc (m)
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nevr!
why shuld i clean my mind? ok am sorry clemcy and folly . that means i llgo alone. |
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folly69 (m)
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ok now take care
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segunpc (m)
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mater folly won't u see me off? |
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saucekid (m)
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na him see you when you come lagos from aba?
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ifyalways (f)
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. . . .with leg too. heard he trekked from aba to lag,the journey of 40 days segun with his wilderness journey |
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ituen (m)
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He was my forerunner
He came to deliver the good news that i was coming to Lagos
Unfortunately, i used Bellview airlines and i got to LAgos before him and i have left Lagos and the good news hasnt yet been proclaimed
Chaiiiiiiiii
When will naija develop? Thank God, John d Baptist aint a nigerian, else Jesus for come before am
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gilgee (m)
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Ituen make una join hands develop am na. Nobi to destroy with chicken yanshed mouth . |
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webdezzi (m)
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no mind am
*dials my maga phone number*
Hello, yes its me
Olusegun yaradua obasanjoe
Have ya made the transfer to my account?
no?.,.,., why?
I have told ya, the millions will reach youa account by friday, just for ya to send a little something for my deputy
he will not release the funds to youa account until we pay him
ok.,.,. good, so we can make my travel arrangements to ur country
, ok haa, small thing, the moment the money reach youa account, Nna ehn, ya go have course to laugh
*Hangs up*
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