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smartshotz (m)
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One day Jesus and his disciples went to preach but they left peter. Jesus told peter to buy some chickens and fry them. So when peter bought he was frying itd and after frying he said "let me taste this for My lord will not like a bad dish" after tasting he he said let me take another bite after tasting and tasing, he ate 4 chiken laps. When Jesus came back they distrubuted the laps. Jesus now said where is the remaining 4 laps my self and and some diciples have not eaten. peter pronouced "Master when i got to the market i saw chickens withn only one lap. Jesus disagreed and then decided to visit the market. When they got there (in the cold wether) they saw chickens with standing on one leg Jesus now said "My Father never created chickens with one leg" he decided to chase them ( to check for the legs) when he chased them peter pronounced Master Master Master you have made chikens with one leg have two legs glory be to God. And he got away with it
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diddy4 (m)
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resign from posting you.
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osholey (m)
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There is no homour there
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Franknerd (m)
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@ poster
You better get a life!
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boysgofolo (f)
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hey. go easy on the guy. tasteless joke, but some people have a weird sense of humour.
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Modups! (f)
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this so called "joke" is ridiculous & blasphemous  |
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mdsocks (m)
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@clemcykul its only a joke dude  |
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Migines (m)
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Its not only a joke considering d gravity.
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ituen (m)
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don't worry,
when time reach, the poster go face panel of heavenly beings
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ituen (m)
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make una no crucify am
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lancaster (m)
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every is claiming pius cus Jesus was in the joke,get a grip the guy never meant any harm, just encourage him (he who is without sin cast the first, , )
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brimbrack (m)
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@ poster
1. the topic has no relationship with your post.
2. it is not funny
3. it is blasphemous
4. u have no sense of humor
5. u need to get a life
6. improve your grammar, (it currently sucks).
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skypower (f)
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If u think its all a joke then put Mohammed instead of Jesus and wait for the result.
It not funny at all. May God forgive u.(amen)
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kingdons (m)
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Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b]
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otuwe (f)
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Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b]
WORD!!!! I was actually about 2 laff at d funny joke then i started seeing the comments and suddenly the joke turned bitter this is a typical example of kettle calling pot black. you feel he insulted Christ and the only way to tell him was to insult him  so wats the difference b.t.w u and him |
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excel12 (m)
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Mr Poster,
I am ashamed of you.Your joke i so dry,
It would have been funny if the story is well told.
The flow is not just there,
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ioday (f)
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SOME people's sense of humor needs to be flexed.
The guy just posted a good joke. I just love it
As for me, i'm still singing O
So so miracle Jesus dey do singing
So so miracle Jesus dey do
He butter my bread and sugar my tea O
So so miracle Jesus dey do
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confiritch (m)
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My prayer is that GOD will deliver you and forgive you for the blasfemy.
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tope_teadr (m)
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You guys can't blame him. He has been give a post in hell fire.
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ploduwa (m)
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Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b] |
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tope_teadr (m)
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@poludwa you are taking the footstep's of my younger sis, it ain't doing your ass any good. And i assure you it woun't get you anywhere.
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ploduwa (m)
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you sound much like bad news, what's she done now, stole you guy? Tell me who she at once, i am sure I'll like her steps anyhow.
Anyway, say what you like but I am warning you, do not start another battle. Man J. has said "it is finished"
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