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nightnurse (f)
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A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her
turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The PhD asks her:
"Well, what can I do for you madam?".
The patient blushes and the PhD sees that apparently she is embarrassed so
he says: "You can discuss any matter with me, everything is strictly
confidential."
So the patient says: "My husband complains that my pussy smells bad, is
there a cure for this?"
"Sure", the doctor says, "It can be a fungus, or a little infection,
nothing unusual, please undress and lay down, so I can examine you and
prescribe a treatment."
The woman undresses, gets up the bed and with her legs spread waits until
the doctor attends her. He comes in, walks towards here, starts gasping
for air, covers his mouth and nose with a hand and runs out of the office.
After a minute or so, he enters again, covering his mouth and nose with
one hand an a 7 feet wooden stick with an iron hook on it in the other
hand.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what will you do to me?" shouts the patient.
"Nothing", says the doctor, "I'm just going to open the roof window a
little."
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sincity (m)
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aaaaagh, abaa nightnurse, u'r just too good. so when can i come see u for my medications  |
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nightnurse (f)
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ituen will give u the appointment so call him
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folly69 (m)
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hmmmm no wonder ifyalways never got a date on nairaland so this is what she's goin through eeyaa pele ooooo.i feel ur pain  |
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clemcykul
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something is brewing
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sincity (m)
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folly becareful, talking about a chick like that could be badnews.  |
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folly69 (m)
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listen rooky this is nairaland good and horrible things happen and if u ain't gat de guts look 4 anotha thread  |
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Lolabbey
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@night nurse,u no go kill person ooo since u'r a nurse have u had a patient lik that before? it will be realy terible,cnt even imagine it.  |
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tufe (m)
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folly, leave ify out of this. u got a problem with her, you settle it with me.  @sin, who put ya mouth here now |
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folly69 (m)
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really i'll prefer not to hav a problem with u or her bt she has this nack 4 cusin trouble |
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sincity (m)
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Dude settle ur scores and stop fossing.
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tufe (m)
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aiight folly, we are good.
you guys will get along with time, trust me.
@sin, u sound like a kid
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sincity (m)
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i don't sound like a kid, i'm just kidding around  |
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aristole (f)
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
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tufe (m)
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then ride on that being the case. . . . . . till you start adulting around |
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ifyalways (f)
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hmmmm no wonder ifyalways never got a date on nairaland so this is what she's goin through eeyaa pele ooooo.i feel your pain yes folly you got it right. babiee girl aint here to look for any chicken headed tittle tattle like you. being who i am, i would get back to you prolly when you are present. ciao. |
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ifyalways (f)
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@folly,guess you are looking for attention but you are doing so the wrong way.
thank your stars for NL,i say thank your stars,if not for NL ,me and you wont and would never be in the same enviroment.lucky you.
while at it go take a long look at yourself and that mirror and say with confidence"i am somebody" little twerp itching to be recognized.
ofcos,i would be back from sch earlier morrow so we can see eye 4 eye.GAO
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folly69 (m)
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and get it rite sista i aint lookin 4 no cheap attention like u ar, i post to make people laff u don't like it?comment u don't hav to b sarcastic and for ur information u shuld b honoured that i'm on nairaland.i am proud of who i am, u look @ yourself in d mirror ar u proud of ur slobby self? i guess not.anyways i'm a peace lovin person lets hav peace bt u want war bring it on sista. i still remain folly69 4 life. |
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sincity (m)
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Please don't involve Peace in this matter, u guys need to go one on one for this issue to be solved
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nightnurse (f)
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injects fighters with Vol 50 so they can sleep off and stop fighting
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Lolabbey
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i wonder y ify and folly wldnt wnt 2 mak peace wth each oda
abeg make una keep d fire burning
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ifyalways (f)
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you M/F-ing piece of cow dung.learn to type with disseration and stick to your lane and i would put my temper where it belongs. |
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ifyalways (f)
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Please don't involve Peace in this matter, u guys need to go one on one for this issue to be solved
it started here and would end here .thank you ! |
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ifyalways (f)
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and get it rite sista i aint lookin 4 no cheap attention like u ar, i post to make people laff u don't like it?comment u don't hav to b sarcastic and for your information u shuld b honoured that i'm on nairaland.i am proud of who i am, u look @ yourself in d mirror ar u proud of your slobby self? i guess not.anyways i'm a peace lovin person lets hav peace bt u want war bring it on sista. i still remain folly69 4 life. Jesus on a bike ! guy stick to your gang and don't involve me in any of your sarcastic comments.don't you owl have my name on your write ups to boost your ego or wadever,billy goat. good to hear that you heeded ma advice,now start working on your personality gently,get a lyfe,you old confused bily goat.not your fault anyway,things like you ought to be flushed down the abortionists table.learn to get your filthybackyard of ma way,kololmenatal son of a bi**h |
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ifyalways (f)
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good to have you around,wasted sperms.i know yout type,product of a leaked condom.i say,be happy for Nairaland,items like you can now talk and people like us would even read.its a priveledge,enjoy because you might never get another,goat. |
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folly69 (m)
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what is it with all this wasted sperm or being flushed down the abortionist whatever i guess u just came out of a biology class or u just went for an abortion and de experience got ur brain messd up  |
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