This Is Not Ify's House

ifyalways is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "N1000"

A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:" N5000"
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for N6000"
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that,  N6000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your "SINS."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"


THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT IFY'S HOUSE!

folly, i have told you b4, that if u have a problem with ify, you settle it with me.

But the joke tight sha, just wish u had used someone else's name

@lola,
plz feel free to yarn

merix / remix

oh boi, i don see o. make una fire on jare

u can still get in touch with da mom


aisha2 my love where u @ i'm missin u

Baby see me oh, i ful ground for u

feelins? u must b kiddin me never had never will gat dat strait aaiiight

probably teach him to sell his toys 

@joke nice one.
@poster,see you where we stopped 

@ ify will b waitin

so folly nd ify being dey fight

Two kissers wey no dey brush

I noe them for boot camp

at tht time bones was the head of recruits until dem put sauce kid nd migines.

Nd they live happily ever after

and a fairy godmother came and turned sauce into a frog with goatie