What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?

How u go feel,

to go they price woman pants,

Let alone asking for a particular sexy type

U NO THEY SHAMMMMME?

Them they advise u, u they do like mugu.

@trukoments
 

Frankly now, I've gone through the entire thread and the only posts that make some "romantic" sense (IMHO) are those from:
emiemi,Maleeq and babycool

As for the rest, una try. As for me, I sure have picked the trick from this thread to trip her with 2moro!!!

Hi folks,
i have been away a long time but this topic just made my day and i had to say something,
Ladies , why don't we do something for the brothers this time around, some of them seem to have a hard time deciding how to treat us so lets show them how it should be done!

@ poster,
Here is what i would love  to give my sweetheart for valentine

1. wake him up in the morning with a sweet soft kiss, i.e after making sure his breakfast is ready, then feed it to him, of course with soft music playing in the background, all curtains closed and with soft light so that nothing spoils his breakfast. then make sure he has a nice relaxing bath , massage afterwards and send him back to sleep (for a short while).
Of course he wont be going to work!

2.  take him out, maybe to the beach or somewhere pleasant that he has always desired to go ,  suprise him with a personalised gift , ok, maybe three or four

3. give him a choice of my cooking his favourite meal(3 course) or a dinner at any restaurant  (my treat), strictly for two, no kids, no friends
    (note: i am a "calabar girl" )

4. take him home and, do whatever else comes naturally.

The whole point is, i just want him experience the heaven he has brought  into my life and i will do that as if tomorrow wont come,

@enkae

hi dear

Hey, never knew Valentine day was a national holiday. Hope you will still lovbe him when Val is over and his oga don sack am. After all he skipped work for love
Calabar Girl

you may try absence!, i.e, tell her that you wont be around on that day and see if she won't appreciate it.

St. Valentine's Story

Let me introduce myself. My name is Valentine. I lived in Rome during the third century. That was long, long ago! At that time, Rome was ruled by an emperor named Claudius. I didn't like Emperor Claudius, and I wasn't the only one! A lot of people shared my feelings.
Claudius wanted to have a big army. He expected men to volunteer to join. Many men just did not want to fight in wars. They did not want to leave their wives and families. As you might have guessed, not many men signed up. This made Claudius furious. So what happened? He had a crazy idea. He thought that if men were not married, they would not mind joining the army. So Claudius decided not to allow any more marriages. Young people thought his new law was cruel. I thought it was preposterous! I certainly wasn't going to support that law!

Did I mention that I was a priest? One of my favourite activities was to marry couples. Even after Emperor Claudius passed his law, I kept on performing marriage ceremonies -- secretly, of course. It was really quite exciting. Imagine a small candlelit room with only the bride and groom and myself. We would whisper the words of the ceremony, listening all the while for the steps of soldiers.

One night, we did hear footsteps. It was scary! Thank goodness the couple I was marrying escaped in time. I was caught. (Not quite as light on my feet as I used to be, I guess.) I was thrown in jail and told that my punishment was death.

I tried to stay cheerful. And do you know what? Wonderful things happened. Many young people came to the jail to visit me. They threw flowers and notes up to my window. They wanted me to know that they, too, believed in love.

One of these young people was the daughter of the prison guard. Her father allowed her to visit me in the cell. Sometimes we would sit and talk for hours. She helped me to keep my spirits up. She agreed that I did the right thing by ignoring the Emperor and going ahead with the secret marriages. On the day I was to die, I left my friend a little note thanking her for her friendship and loyalty. I signed it, "Love from your Valentine."

I believe that note started the custom of exchanging love messages on Valentine's Day. It was written on the day I died, February 14, 269 A.D. Now, every year on this day, people remember. But most importantly, they think about love and friendship. And when they think of Emperor Claudius, they remember how he tried to stand in the way of love, and they laugh -- because they know that love can't be beaten!

Give her an engagement ring if you are ready for marriage. If you are not give her a pair of gold or silver earrings.

 

switch off ur phone and run far away. . . .then come back after 7days and tell her you were kidnapped. . . .  (tell her say na God save u, them for don kill you.  . . .and make u see wetin go happen next, u go see say na hot coffea she go give u  . . ) 

 na wetin person no go hear for this land. . . . . . .

Give her a kiss, because that is one thing you can give and be sure you will receive back. 

Please can I buy some gifts for a girl I meet a day before the VAL day? Or we should postpone that till next year? I need a serious answer please

purest boy,
don't make that mistake and end up a mugu. u don't know her from Eve and you want to give her what? u'll end up in her book of jokes.
and sowing money doesnt produce love anyway.

Wow, I guess a guy should what to give a girl,  I think there are so many things more better than buying her material things. GIVE HER A VERY HOT S E X and make her beg for more. When you do that, she will never forget that day. Thats all I can offer.

If you know weytin I do my girlfriend the last Val, I F You C K her sotey, her PUSY dey comot SMOKE. Grin Grin ;Dlol. Grin Grin Grin Sounds funny ehn? Its not.  She soaked her PUSY with ICE BLOCK due to the effect of Over F You C KING.

Try it,

Oya clap for yourself, foool, imagine someone doing that to your sister. How will you feel?

@Queen

Welcome to Nairaland oo.land of intellects and baboons.A place to learn or get corrupted , whichever u choose,i advise u pick wats useful to u hear and send d rest back to sender, 



good for you, y u sef dey meet woman  before val?u 4 bone am till after val bros,u mumu small o!!! buy am gift noow, make she label u MAGA of the century . Gift ko,gift ni, i wont pick her call sef
u 2much my guy, your mouth sweet!!!


thank u o my sista, so because of Val,make her husband no go work? na wa 4 that calabar babe o
If d guy looses his job,her pussy must suffer 4 it, i.e na f**k f**k day n night until d tin hot come blow commot


oomo,u fit get slap in return o!!!!no go think am,beta respect yourself n watch,

As 4 me,

I received a Gucci black wallet and she's gt an Armani Black jacket from me as well, i deliberately exchanged the gifts before-hand to avoid disruptions for the dayz match, e go 2 bad, i never near am 4 9days nw, her bodi sef don dey hot

hey i don't think u guys should make fun of these but anyway
what am going to say is just follow ur heart.