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toluxa1 (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #96 on: February 13, 2008, 09:06 PM »

That guy really has a bad mouth. I wonder what kind of girl allowed Him to sleep with her (Maybe na lie sef). But this is my question. I stay in Niger state and my girl is in Ilorin. What can I send to her. I am thinking of recharge card. Abi wetin you na suggest?
hilli666 (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #97 on: February 13, 2008, 10:53 PM »

Toothbrush and a shaving stick.
soulamanne
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #98 on: February 13, 2008, 11:33 PM »

well it all depends on how close you're now.this my first real val in time so i got my chic a box of nice chocolate and will take her out.thats all.try somtin like that
soccerchic (f)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #99 on: February 14, 2008, 02:02 AM »



How about  you cook for her a nice dinner ( candle light and all), feed it to her and then give her a lap dance   Grin Grin Wink
baby4u2 (f)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #100 on: February 14, 2008, 03:22 AM »

so vals day don reach, what did u get her or do?
Echidime (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #101 on: February 14, 2008, 08:55 AM »

If you can make her PREGNANT that will be lovely ,as nothing is more valuable and gives more joy than a CHILD
emmeno (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #102 on: February 14, 2008, 09:38 AM »

Quote from: Echidime on February 14, 2008, 08:55 AM
If you can make her PREGNANT that will be lovely ,as nothing is more valuable and gives more joy than a CHILD

This is the most Hillarious and most horniest, craziest idea i've eva gotten in 16 years Grin
cyprianjr (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #103 on: February 14, 2008, 09:48 AM »

Ok take my advice if you can :

Buy her a pink Hummer or a pink Range Rover sport and then have a driver deliver any one of the two mentioned rides to her door step with ribbons tied around


,  you will receive a phone call in less than 5 secs of the delivery and guess who would be the caller, HER FATHER!!!!!!  yup her father and you want to know why he's calling huh?   He wants you to come and take his daughters hand in marraige today today and pay the bride price installmentally !!!

He would also beg you to go home with your girlfriends younger sister as jara.

Now thats my kind of idea of a perfect gift for val Wink Wink, don't hate

emmeno (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #104 on: February 14, 2008, 10:00 AM »

Quote from: Echidime on February 14, 2008, 08:55 AM
If you can make her PREGNANT that will be lovely ,as nothing is more valuable and gives more joy than a CHILD


BUt i think i like the idea Cool

Quote from: cyprianjr on February 14, 2008, 09:48 AM
Ok take my advice if you can :

Buy her a pink Hummer or a pink Range Rover sport and then have a driver deliver any one of the two mentioned rides to her door step with ribbons tied around


, you will receive a phone call in less than 5 secs of the delivery and guess who would be the caller, HER FATHER!!!!!!  yup her father and you want to know why he's calling huh?   He wants you to come and take his daughters hand in marraige today today and pay the bride price installmentally !!!

He would also beg you to go home with your girlfriends younger sister as jara.

Now thats my kind of idea of a perfect gift for val Wink Wink, don't hate



Now this is really Crazy, lmao
enkae (f)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #105 on: February 14, 2008, 12:11 PM »

Ahemm! @ Lami4life n aisha2

i forgot to mention, he is his own boss  Grin Grin Grin

Make plenty of money too Grin

his staff can do without him for one day
and they will be the better for it too,
imagine working for a happy and satisfied boss Wink

@soulstar
thanks dearie

@ dremoney

ya mama should have washed your mouth out with soap and water,
get a life bro!
Rhemagirl
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #106 on: February 14, 2008, 12:43 PM »

I assume that the person that posted this Topic is a guy and that's why the Topic is "What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?''Anyway, i am a babe and i think the best present u can give her apart from gift is your presence.Some guys in trying to double date will tell their babe they have a meeting or have to be somewhere but meanwhile they are just letting another babe know they are more special.

Happy Vals Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
albridge (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #107 on: February 14, 2008, 12:55 PM »

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tunaps (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #108 on: February 14, 2008, 01:07 PM »

   Pull a joke on her Cheesy Grin Grin by giving her a call or paying her a visit, call it quits, what out 4 her reaction its possible  she's  already fed up wit u Huh. Men can't think of a better gift Tongue, d memory would linger  4 a long time. Cry Cry
dee02 (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #109 on: February 14, 2008, 01:59 PM »

you may want to give her HIV or STD, that would be grand,
if you havnt got HIV or STD, get a needle from a crack addict, stab at it, or berra still visit a prosser and bang her bareback,
goodluck


Grin
debsade
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #110 on: February 14, 2008, 02:07 PM »

get her something uyou think she likes the most and trip her out.u guys should have some fun
Da Junta (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #111 on: February 14, 2008, 02:36 PM »

@Dee02,

Which wan com be make him give am HIV? Huh

We should stop the circulation of HIV and u are promoting it. Shocked

By d way, e be like say u be HIV carrier. Undecided

dee02 (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #112 on: February 14, 2008, 03:11 PM »

@da junta
for the records:not an HIV carrier dude and wont be caught out cold!
i said u "MAY WANT TO"
he doesnt have to, everyone is entitled to their opinion,  Grin
idupaul
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #113 on: February 14, 2008, 03:16 PM »

If u stay in Lagos you could take her to a  cinema like silverbird or u give her a missionary treat at SILVERBED.  lol
saucekid (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #114 on: February 14, 2008, 04:06 PM »

give me a matching pair of bra and undies and see her reaction
tommyex (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #115 on: February 14, 2008, 04:14 PM »

Give her a condom and tell her to use it outside your relatnshp
dantolee (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #116 on: February 14, 2008, 08:59 PM »

 >:(you people are all NOT SERIOUS!!! for St. Val's sake, stop being HYPOCRITES!!!! like any of u really mean whatever are behind your so called gifts and intentions, i mean really, a saint got burnt to the stake for all your pathetic sakes, and all u talk about are your stupid undies, imbecilic wastes of money, and outlandish displays of affections you don't really mean, be honest with yourselves and humbly reflect on the reason someone even bothered to defend what you indecisive wastes of DNA are callously perverting, by tomorrow more than half of you will not even remember what ever even motivated you to think of such impudent and arrant nonsense!!!!!!,  you perverts!!!!



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coolkaboom (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #117 on: February 14, 2008, 09:12 PM »

bro,
what's your beef?
seems some little girl got your undies up in a bunch.take a chill pill before u hurt yourself.
coolkaboom (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #118 on: February 14, 2008, 09:14 PM »

best gift, as earlier said by some peeps, is to be there. 100% attention and quality time. d best gifts don't necesarilly hav to cost a fortune if it's real love (maybe its d ijebu man in me talking) Grin
sundaydu
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #119 on: February 15, 2008, 05:42 AM »

Every buddy ,plz tel me what should i do ,in valentine's day ,he made me feel so embrassin,nd he didnt gave me any gift ,enven no any wishes from his mouth ,he told me he never celebrate valentine's day ,it s so hard for me to understand ,i want to break up with him ,but i feel i love him ,every buddy ,tell me what should i do ,he doesnt love me really?Huh Embarrassed
Builder
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #120 on: February 15, 2008, 09:13 AM »

What an ignoramus question asked by a challeged-man. If at this stage and age in your life you don't know what to get your gay partner or your so call babe, maybe its high time u donate your brain for some medical experiment. Besides, valentines day is an european concept why can't we africans come up with an annual dedications rather swallowing whatever ideas the white man comes up with however senceless.

its the whitemans culture to make the spouces special for 1 day and beat them senceless for the other 364day ,  i just hope some so called african-european start using their brains ,  oh,  before i forgot, the europeans would be celebrating , beat-your-mums day,  march 21, i wont be surprised if the poster asks what kind of cane he should buy.
Builder
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #121 on: February 15, 2008, 09:16 AM »

Gonorrihea isnt a bad idea. oponu rederede
omowon
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #122 on: February 15, 2008, 01:11 PM »

What a woman appreciates most is his SINCERITY

Promise her that you will always be sincere 2 her  and take a walk with her
Resources (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #123 on: February 15, 2008, 02:02 PM »

Buy Guguru ati epa for her.



Boda yi otie le
BTT (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #124 on: February 15, 2008, 06:18 PM »

Take her to a cybercafe. And let her read all these posts all in the trouble of trying to buy something for her on Valentine.

Nairaland is tha place to be.

If u feel me tap your keyboard. . .
mekoyo (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #125 on: February 16, 2008, 03:45 PM »

So what did you give her at last?
tonmandy (m)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #126 on: February 16, 2008, 09:05 PM »

nnaa nawaa4u.must u give her smthng.what has she given u.
bebe4u (f)
Re: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day?
« #127 on: February 16, 2008, 09:52 PM »

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