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klas (m)
Weird Sexual Laws
« on: February 07, 2008, 04:51 PM »

Many countries/states have weird sex laws describing in ridiculous detail what their citizens and animals can or can't do while lovemaking. Most of them are still practiced and followed with submission as the lawmakers have shied away from removing them, fearing conservative attacks. So, folks, make sure you follow these laws if you are in any of these states listed below, if not you may find yourself behind the bars or burning in the hell forever.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals. However the animal should and must be a female. Sex with male animals is regarded as a capital offense and the offender is imposed with a death penalty.

Under Guam law it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Therefore there are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.

In many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
    
    
    
    
In Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

In Arizona keeping more than two dildos (adult toys) at home is prohibited.

In Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top", during lovemaking.

In US having sex with a corpse is forbidden

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband but by using only her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow mouse to have sex on city streets.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

Do you know of others?
ibkaye (f)
Re: Weird Sexual Laws
« #1 on: February 07, 2008, 04:54 PM »

 Shocked at the 'Cali, Colombia' one, woooow  Tongue
jassie
Re: Weird Sexual Laws
« #2 on: February 07, 2008, 05:04 PM »

Yeah! The Cali, Colombia one is freaky,  Like a Pervert's dream job.  Cheesy

In Bahrain, the law is crazy, how can a doc. treat a patient's pussy by the reflection?  Grin
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