Who Is Smarter?

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear,  'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'D just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you,  she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either,  but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

webdezzi u sabi lie wit ur remix ooooooooooooo. u get girlfriend? nd this joke being here for a long time. u noe what u should havce just posted it

hmmm web

u sure sey na smartnes abi na mony no dey

i tot as much

hmmmmmmmmmmm

encoragement

we are waiting

@ituen no wahala now,lets meet there

@aisha2, thanks baby _{*gives aisha a hug plus numerous kisses*}

don't mind these guy, it will take us somewhere

I'll gun down any man that does that to me oh

and definitiely not in naija too

@Poster, remixed or not, that was a nice post.

Some chicks or chickens think all guys are mugus, them dey forget say we all na Nigerians.
Sharp people.

men should not forget that ladies are weaker souls. treat us wit respects and regards. don't use any mistake whether delibrate or not against us.

@janeluv
remember what a man can do, a woman can do better so say sumthin else

as ben jay will say the kpof kpof dropped frm my mouth because i was surprised

@Janet

Who told u women are weaker souls? Thats hw u go around putting yourself in bullshit.

And i hope you arent living ur life thinking a man will just come and marry you. Learn how to be independent and hw to survive in the harsh world without the immediate need for men. That way, a man will repect you and would not look upon u as a weaker sex/soul.

Remember, no be because of u them born another person for this world!!!!

FOCUS OH!!!!!