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obaonline
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Hello my fellow nigerians. Pls kindly help me out here. How do you toast a girl because i do fair. Pls just send some methods or ways that i can be using to the email obaonlineng@yahoo.com. Thanks |
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feco304
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u mean u can toast a girl
ha oga o just to call a girl and said i love u can i go out with u or can i date u
then is left 4 the girl to say yes or no
secondly, just call a girl and said o girl u are not looking bad, moreover u have a sexy eye etc. very simple just remove the shy 4rm your face
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.
wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent.
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oloriooko (m)
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Is this what you want to do in your entire life? With the community money that was used to send you to school, this is what you came out with: asking help on how to toast a girl. Which school did you go self? Anyway a candid advice for you: Check out the suya man or road side roasted chicken seller closest to you and they will gladly put you thru. Olodo like you.  |
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Faitymine (m)
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Haba!
Why the yabin in the house now? If you can help then stay OFF!
OBAONLINE, with courage my brother, go to her and tell her you cherished her being a friend, from friendship, confidently you'll tell her to be your LOVER! 
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Busta (f)
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put her in a toasting machine. When she comes out, she's all urs!  |
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jkpretty (f)
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well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.
wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent.
Wow!!! i cldn't have thot of any thing better than this. Nice toast. |
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menix (m)
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May be this can help u, Babe each time i see u my something tells me u re meant for me and having faith in god i know its time for we to manifest your golden relationship. Can u be my miss world so that i would cherish & monopolise u.  |
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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May be this can help u, Babe each time i see u my something tells me u re meant for me and having faith in god i know its time for we to manifest your golden relationship. Can u be my miss world so that i would cherish & monopolise u. . . . . . . . . and this has helped u?  @jkpretty  |
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Rich Dad
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@all, Stop all this non-sense replies,The poster ask for help, you dont know his age or how bold the poor guy is, common!!! people Rome is not Build in a day, If you know you can't help this person why can't see move on with your Too-Know life and stop discouraging the guy, @ Poster, Just believe in Yourself , the strongest woman in th world needs a man |
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justbones (m)
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well u could try telling her this "I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE EMBRYO" then when she is shocked, throw her into the microwave |
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tkb417 (m)
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well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.
wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent Now Naja Haje, this is how to play the game ure doing it my style on NL. Pls, keep it up @Poster first off, Vals day is next week thursday get all these: Perf, tops, wristwatch, box of chocolate, cake, pizza from debonairs and then take her to numetro to see a movie. A day after, tell her you love her so so much that u can kill your mother on her request. she will say yes especially if shes the hungry type |
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Klemente (m)
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E get one cool chapter for book of Solomon wey you fit use.When i ask my pastor,i go hit you back.
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almondjoy (f)
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@poster, Don't mind them jo! Some of us love little "explicit" love notes describing your moves first--like what you would like to do when we are alone together. Then a little touching here and there. In other words leave a lot to ma imagination how romantic you will be. Subtle moves like rearranging my hair or picking up crumbs off my face and stuff like that. Taking my hand and stroking my fingers while talking to me. I think that worked for me in secondary school. ---you don't want to know what works now. Eye contact! Eye contact! Eye contact!--is everything. Just to let me know you gatz confidence and you are not the shy type! Goodluck! May work for you. Others may need recharge card or a trip to "Golden Gate". Some of us are well fed at home so do not need those. Just show us what you are working with!  |
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amguud (f)
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@all,
Stop all this non-sense replies,The poster ask for help, you don't know his age or how bold the poor guy is, common!!! people Rome is not Build in a day, If you know you can't help this person why can't see move on with your Too-Know life and stop discouraging the guy,
@ Poster,
Just believe in Yourself , the strongest woman in th world needs a man
cant u see, this guy needs to toast a girl, not to woo a girl
and its simply simple, but her in a toaster with sum flavors to make a
perfect toast, or put her in an oven if the toaster is too small
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The Sly
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just tell her the magic word!  Me I be Obaonline , me jamo friends dey call me Obaoffline I don get degree for womanology I don study the woman phisinomy Shay make I tell you d koko,make I tell you d koko then say. . . . . . .Tongolo se wo le tongolo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Omoge wa je ka tongolo and then add this rap to itListen listen Mo wa talented Yes mo wa gifted Seri kini mi,o ma gbe e lifted Seri hips e ma file shifted Oju e ma file tinted Boyfriend e gon o wa evicted seh o mo pe Obaonline is addicted Te ba sope no,maa wa persistent Mo ni iyawo n ile,don’t get it twisted hope that helps! |
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morenike09 (f)
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:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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Now Naja Haje, this is how to play the game ure doing it my style on Nairaland. Please, keep it up i just got tired of reading the word 'toast' being associated with gyals. . . . .  just tell her the magic word! Me I be Obaonline , me jamo friends dey call me Obaoffline I don get degree for womanology I don study the woman phisinomy Shay make I tell you d koko,make I tell you d koko then say. . . . . . .Tongolo se wo le tongolo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Omoge wa je ka tongolo and then add this rap to itListen listen Mo wa talented Yes mo wa gifted Seri kini mi,o ma gbe e lifted Seri hips e ma file shifted Oju e ma file tinted Boyfriend e gon o wa evicted seh o mo pe Obaonline is addicted Te ba sope no,maa wa persistent Mo ni iyawo n ile,don’t get it twisted hope that helps! kai . . . . . . . . i think I just sneezed out my food. |
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The Sly
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lol. . . . |
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ibkaye
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@Sly ROFLMAO! |
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Mr.Info (m)
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Toasting A Girl  |
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router (m)
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Tell Her this Evertime that i look into your eyes i see fire in there fiiire If luving is a crime then i want to be wanted.
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router (m)
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Tell Her this Evertime that i look into your eyes i see fire in there fiiire If luving is a crime then i want to be wanted.
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