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Lolabbey
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fellow nairalanders lets be contented wth what we have, take a look at this A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?" God Replied,"I didn't recognize you." THIS IS BECOS THE WOMAN WAS LOOKING MUCH YOUNGER AND BEAUTIFUL  |
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ituen (m)
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remixed but old sha
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chilla (f)
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hmm, y must it be a woman?
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richo (m)
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*hissin*
if i pour acid for your monkey face, who talk sey God no go recognise u?abeg no yab baba God, im be the wisest guy eva
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Lolabbey
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you wan make he be man?
i fit remix am
how much can u offer
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ituen (m)
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Did u want lola to use your own name, Richo?
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richo (m)
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ok, u hav a point jare |
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Lolabbey
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point ke?
i dnt understnd
shld i use yaa name
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richo (m)
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no use am abeg! if u use am eh! i go wax u one slap wey be say God no go recognize u when u want enter paradise |
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Lolabbey
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lol
wetin u com want now
na u sey i use woman name
ok what exactly do u want
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tytylayor (f)
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dnt use his name but u can use richoco, permit |
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Lolabbey
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@ tyty
good one i think richoco will be much much great
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ituen (m)
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richo will me more matured to use
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Lolabbey
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@ ituen realy?got an evidence  |
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ituen (m)
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My next post will prove that to you
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Lolabbey
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ok ooo waiting impatiently  |
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tj_tj (m)
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still waiting  |
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ifyalways (f)
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nice joke but seriously God pass us,make we leave him name out abeg.  |
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ituen (m)
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TJ kissing who?
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clemcykul
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people dey blow kiss from air teejay na from pant he blow hin own, ify u dey receive pant kiss?
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ituen (m)
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This is what happens when that Tj kisses from the pant   |
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ben~jay (m)
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@poster Nice one |
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nightnurse (f)
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fellow nairalanders lets be contented wth what we have, take a look at this A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?" God Replied,"I didn't recognize you." THIS IS BECOS THE WOMAN WAS LOOKING MUCH YOUNGER AND BEAUTIFUL that god na Aba-made god, because original Baba God still recognise Michael Jackson upon say him don turn to woman ride on Lola |
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Double N (m)
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Stale Joke!  |
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clemcykul
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stale joke please make it fresh |
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success123 (m)
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ituen u be jakass.
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tufe (m)
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lola, thats a nice joke, keep the flag flying
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tj_tj (m)
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jakass not jackass meaning jadakiss na your relation. succes jsut dey abcuse everyone. by the time we finish wit am, na failure go be it name
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