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Lolabbey
No Long Thing
« on: February 08, 2008, 12:56 PM »

hello ladies,

hope u don't share d syndrome NO LONG THING?

BECOS AS 4 ME IF LONG THNG NO DEY ,I NO GO STAY.

Oya now,lets hear your view.
Lohlarh (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #1 on: February 08, 2008, 01:56 PM »




True baby girl, d long thing na him be d koko(well it depends on d long tin u re talkin about o)

But as for me too, na LONG THING i dey siddon with o.
Next poster, what do u think?
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #2 on: February 08, 2008, 02:01 PM »

na true ooo my sister

long thng na d main thng girl

cnt imagine life wthout LONNNNNNNNG THINGGGGGGGGG Grin Grin
skysunny (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #3 on: February 08, 2008, 02:03 PM »

hhhmmmmm
very nice infact i love it when the girl's ask for the long thin Grin Grin
well ladies will u like to see some in riality?
if yes contact me through tufe or ituen Cool
i will the extra long one Wink
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #4 on: February 08, 2008, 02:07 PM »

SUNNY You DEY JUMP OOOO
who tel you sey d long thng our guy posses no fit swallow your own

no think am oooo
loruz (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #5 on: February 08, 2008, 02:08 PM »

can live with out it. though wish it was not attached to some bull-headed individuals!thank god for d alternative
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #6 on: February 08, 2008, 02:12 PM »

hmmm lorus tell me somthng

so alternatv they?]

abeg gist me,i cnt wait no longer
Spaghe
Re: No Long Thing
« #7 on: February 08, 2008, 02:32 PM »

All of una no serious!
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #8 on: February 08, 2008, 02:38 PM »

makaroni abi na spaghetti,

hmmmm

i pity you Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
blackracle (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #9 on: February 08, 2008, 02:46 PM »

Quote from: loruz on February 08, 2008, 02:08 PM
can live with out it. though wish it was not attached to some bull-headed individuals!thank god for d alternative

i can't believe u are interested in the alternative,instead of asking for the koko.there's nothing as sweet as the koko.u just need to go to the right source.the alternative is pretty boring.
Quote from: Lolabbey on February 08, 2008, 12:56 PM
hello ladies,

hope u don't share d syndrome NO LONG THING?

BECOS AS 4 ME IF LONG THNG NO DEY ,I NO GO STAY.

Oya now,lets hear your view.
i can see u are a freak for long thing.hope u no go swallow the one wey go make u regret
Lohlarh (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #10 on: February 08, 2008, 02:47 PM »



 Noodles or what is that your name? Wetin u mean?

 Nd na your own worse pass o  Smiley
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #11 on: February 08, 2008, 02:52 PM »

 @ lorlah
thanks so much my deary
ayusman16 (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #12 on: February 08, 2008, 02:55 PM »

Lola, u don't forget say your Popsie na pastor?
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #13 on: February 08, 2008, 02:56 PM »

@ ayusman

as i com be pastor pikin nko

does it mean i shldnt enjoy my mariage wth a long thnggggggg Shocked Shocked
Lohlarh (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #14 on: February 08, 2008, 03:07 PM »




HAIL  BE TO THE LONGEST, D MOST ENJOYABLE AND WONDERFUL THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
  ' we hail thee our night food' Grin Cool
elementus
Re: No Long Thing
« #15 on: February 08, 2008, 03:09 PM »

@poster i like yr post jare.
my dear sister the long thing na koko in short its more than the koko
but i want u all to know that the size of the longthing is not relevant oh
its  the efficiency of the longthing that matters.
please note that it can be small competent and powerful
it can be vry big and useless, it can be big, powerful and efficient as well.
the koko for the longthing is to be efficient and competent.
 Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Grin Grin Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #16 on: February 08, 2008, 03:12 PM »

Hmmmmm

Lola and Lola don come again.

Una for don form women liberation forum for Nairaland
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #17 on: February 08, 2008, 03:14 PM »

@ elementus

this na real expaination

i think hav learnt again

hmmm,d size doesnt realy m,ater na d eficiency mater

good one dere my sis Grin
ayusman16 (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #18 on: February 08, 2008, 03:41 PM »

See women wey wan spoil ooo Tongue

It is not the size of the barrel that matters but the volocity of the bullet. If na lie make una ask elementus
ituen (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #19 on: February 08, 2008, 03:51 PM »

Na true talk

Let size of barrel = Padlock

The velocity of the bullet is proportional to hw many times a key has been used in a padlock. una know say padlock no grt only 1 key
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #20 on: February 08, 2008, 04:25 PM »

hmm this is getin more intrstin

ayusman and ituen,

i dey enjoy d lecture,

abeg fire on Cheesy
ayusman16 (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #21 on: February 08, 2008, 04:28 PM »

Lecture over! Common over for praticals. Would do the velocity part while Itue would take u on the barrel Grin
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #22 on: February 08, 2008, 04:32 PM »

hmmm i never get enof theory ,u sey mak i com 4 practical

i no b failure ooo,and i no wan fail this course at ll

so give more lectures before practicals Cheesy
ayusman16 (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #23 on: February 08, 2008, 04:36 PM »

Power to pass and fail lies in my kini sorry palm Cheesy
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #24 on: February 08, 2008, 04:46 PM »

u never ready,

abeegi waaka far

make serious people com Grin
ayusman16 (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #25 on: February 08, 2008, 04:49 PM »

Infact, na carry over get u! Gbam!
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #26 on: February 08, 2008, 04:53 PM »

your own na extra year raise 2 power infinity
tytylayor (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #27 on: February 08, 2008, 04:54 PM »

Quote from: elementus on February 08, 2008, 03:09 PM
@poster i like yr post jare.
my dear sister the long thing na koko in short its more than the koko
but i want u all to know that the size of the longthing is not relevant oh
its  the efficiency of the longthing that matters.
please note that it can be small competent and powerful
it can be vry big and useless, it can be big, powerful and efficient as well.
the koko for the longthing is to be efficient and competent.
 Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Grin Grin Grin Grin
the size of the longthing is very relevant, av never seen d small thing that is competent and powerful, but d lonnnnnnnggggggg thing, no, de be comfirm ni  Grin Grin Grin
ayusman16 (m)
Re: No Long Thing
« #28 on: February 08, 2008, 04:56 PM »

@Lola

We shall see. Nobody talks back to Dr. Ayus and pass Grin

@TYtycapenter

I must report u to your papa! You too dey enjoy the long thing?
Lolabbey
Re: No Long Thing
« #29 on: February 08, 2008, 04:57 PM »

hmmm,
so lecturers plnty lik this 4 nrlnd

i never knew sha

tyty tell me more Cheesy
tytylayor (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #30 on: February 08, 2008, 05:10 PM »

@ lolabbey
enof jare, if u c a guy that is short and fat, no think twice that one na short thing, but if slim, still OK
but a tall and fat guy, just manageable, if slim, common, go confirm it, it is reaaaaaaaaaaaalllll long thing.  Grin Grin Grin
tytylayor (f)
Re: No Long Thing
« #31 on: February 08, 2008, 05:14 PM »

@anus man
i never get your time, i wonder where u belong, either long or short thing *wondering*  Huh
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