Nairaland Tribune

We are not sure how Dr Ferlie aka F erlie overlooked this hot news on Nairaland. . . but we are very sure its due to his
news of      E Don Happen Again!( Lamidebaby and tkb417 ). . . .a piece of this news can be viewed on this site:
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-110583.0.html


but anywayz, i was lucky enough to be nominated to observe and publish this extraordinary news on Nairaland:

Young Lovebirds On Nairaland. . .

Interview:

Me: so how did you guys know you had atrraction for each other?

eldee aka elderz: well, it all happened on Nairaland, when we first started posting to each otheri'll call her ole ajibole, and she'll giggle and lol.
(Mrs Eldee aka Ibukun giggled)

Ibukun aka Ibkaye: yea, i could not stop directing my post at himit was fun sha *smiles*


Me: awwwww. . . am glad to be able to reveal this news to our NLers, hope you too last long oeya, awwww. . .

stay tuned . . . . more news to come. . . ^{points at audience} it could be you!! 

boy, you are so late!! 

i've told u before, he only sold my handle, he never got banned
the guy nor get that kind liver jare

@topic
hmmn, eldee come and handle your marrer ohh

back to the news   

eh en? so you think the Nairaland Tribune will keep such a delicious secret under lock and key? ah ha, this is the news of the ages na!!


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lmao

Una no well

hmmmmmmmmm  , who is this 'ibukun' you speak of?  because, i have no clue, at all at all,

            _{no comment}

abi o. . ,  when they told me to investigate the story, i was shocked too 

@bouya
u want to join my own company, the nairaland vanguard
infact i'll make u chief editor

now let's get to work on toyin and * *

Oya, elderz,,,,let's get started! You said Toyin and,,,,who? _{(should I make up any guy or is there one you have in mind?)}

But, wait o, have we agreed on the salary? Contract terms?
$2000 per story, 8 months' paid vacations every year, two year's maternity leave (paid, too), a company car, housing allowance, health insurance, children's education allowance, security allowance,,,,what else?

what???  plz o, i'll give you my hubby name. . . .i surrender!!



a pay them $60 a paper. . .$2000 ke? haba 

I think, I'd rather work for elderz. $60 ke! Person no go live? Besides, shebi na rumours you want? It costs money to create rumour o! First we have to pay some people to accidentally-on-purpose do something rumour-worthy. otherwise how we go get good story? You want pictures,,,,we go pay people to pose. All of that eats money,,,,not $60 wey no reach pure water money.

Ole! Barawo! You know exploitation na against the law, abi? I fit report you to police for "attempted subjugation and exploitation of my inexperience coupled with an offer of work in slave-like conditions". That sounds good, man!
Morenike, enh, I don talk am finish. Instead of increasing the offer, you dey reduce am, abi? Wait till the new story comes out. You will beg me to accept $3000, I no go gree.

hehehe this booyaya is tough ! toyin better get ready for d worst 'cause u started this rumour thing o.  _{oya let the show begin}

haha,,,,I've got my ways._{(how does US get info from its reluctant prisoners?)} I'm not starting the story yet until elderz and I have finalized the deal. Once that happens, make una watch out for stories!