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MP007 (m)
Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« on: February 09, 2008, 06:14 AM »

A middle-aged man simply identified as Sunday recently died in Oke-Elerin area of Ogbomoso, Oyo State after having marathon sex with another man’s wife.

The deceased, a popular plastic dealer in the area, reportedly died after sleeping with the woman who was allegedly laced with magun charms.

Sunday was a strong choir member in one of the prominent Baptist churches in Ogbomoso before the ugly incidence occurred.

The said Baptist church, however, refused to handle the burial arrangement of the deceased based on the way and manner in which he died.

The church leaders could not believe the news of the death of Sunday, who was described as a committed and dedicated church member during his lifetime.

The deceased returned to Ogbomoso with members of his family as a result of religious crisis in the northern part of the country some years back.

Upon his return to Ogbomoso, Sunday set up a plastic shop, and settled his family members in rented apartment in Oke-Elerin area.

good days before his corpse could be discovered as the woman he contracted the charms from reportedly took to her heels immediately after the incidence.
 
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omogenaija (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #1 on: February 09, 2008, 06:16 AM »

where is your source ?
omobizle (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #2 on: February 09, 2008, 06:18 AM »

this is this heartening,  Cry
almondjoy (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #3 on: February 09, 2008, 07:44 AM »

If you have marathon sex especially on an empty stomach--the only sure result is death.  I do not know about this "magun charms".  Even in other countries many men especially have found their way to the hospital after marathon sex with Viagra and all sorts of sexual potency artifacts.  Would we say "magun charms" killed these men? Undecided  Who knows?

Many people are not in the best of health and embark on such strenuous activities without knowing what might happen.  This guy probably died of a spontaneous "pneumothorax"--collaped lung but in the absence of any definite diagnosis-all we can come up with is "magun charms" as the cause.  Well, this is a lesson to most people--before you decide to go sleep somewhere else other than your monogamous relationship--bear in mind that that might be your last trip and a death nap awaits.  Many sugar daddies with humongous pot bellies have died this way--and it sure ain't got nothing to do with "magun charms"!
darfur (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #4 on: February 09, 2008, 02:39 PM »

ebelebe igba Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
RichyBlacK (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #5 on: February 09, 2008, 04:33 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy on February 09, 2008, 07:44 AM
If you have marathon sex especially on an empty stomach--the only sure result is death.  I do not know about this "magun charms".  Even in other countries many men especially have found their way to the hospital after marathon sex with Viagra and all sorts of sexual potency artifacts.  Would we say "magun charms" killed these men? Undecided  Who knows?

Many people are not in the best of health and embark on such strenuous activities without knowing what might happen.  This guy probably died of a "pneumothorax"--collaped lung but in the absence of any definite diagnosis-all we can come up with is "magun charms" as the cause.  Well, this is a lesson to most people--before you decide to go sleep somewhere else other than your monogamous relationship--bear in mind that that might be your last trip and a death nap awaits.  Many sugar daddies with humongous pot bellies have died this way--and it sure ain't got nothing to do with "magun charms"!

Don't mind all these people believing in fairy tales. Magun ko, magnum ni. Rubbish!

Sex is a physically demanding act, which is - like many other things, food, drugs, etc. - prone to abuse. The guy probably died of extreme physical exhaustion after sex.
ifyalways (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #6 on: February 09, 2008, 05:16 PM »

@aalmond  Kiss Kiss Kiss spot on !
davidif (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #7 on: February 10, 2008, 01:54 AM »

For those  reading, sex should never be outside of wedlock or else if you die in the act, its straight to HELL FIRE. The guy is spending eternity in hell,  and i mean a long loooooooooong time. chai o ma se o, see how people don't think.
mazaje (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #8 on: February 10, 2008, 01:06 PM »

Quote from: davidif on February 10, 2008, 01:54 AM
For those reading, sex should never be outside of wedlock or else if you die in the act, its straight to HELL FIRE. The guy is spending eternity in hell, and i mean a long loooooooooong time. chai o ma se o, see how people don't think.

Who told you that? did you go and see him in hell?
ifyalways (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #9 on: February 10, 2008, 07:26 PM »

Quote from: davidif on February 10, 2008, 01:54 AM
For those reading, sex should never be outside of wedlock or else if you die in the act, its straight to HELL FIRE. The guy is spending eternity in hell, and i mean a long loooooooooong time. chai o ma se o, see how people don't think.
you can't be so sure of that.
the guy might have confessed and asked for forgiveness before giving up.every one that confesses would be forgiven,so said the bible.the thief at the cross had his forgiveness and redemption at death door so . . .  Undecided  judgement isnt for mortals to do.

@Topic,if you must do,be sure you are physically able and fit for the uphill task.  Cheesy
toshmann (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #10 on: February 10, 2008, 07:44 PM »

Quote from: ifyalways on February 10, 2008, 07:26 PM
.every one that confesses would be forgiven,so said the bible.

eeeeeh? Undecided so hope dey na Cheesy
ifyalways (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #11 on: February 10, 2008, 07:51 PM »

Quote from: toshmann on February 10, 2008, 07:44 PM
eeeeeh? Undecided so hope dey na Cheesy
hehe ,for who and who  Huh
you are on your own ooooooooooooooooooooooh  Tongue

yeah everyone that repents and confess would be forgiven !
faketan (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #12 on: February 10, 2008, 07:54 PM »

Quote from: toshmann on February 10, 2008, 07:44 PM
eeeeeh? Undecided so hope dey na Cheesy
yes hope dee. But you have to see me first oh.
You have to leave felibombo and wellwishers alone
toshmann (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #13 on: February 10, 2008, 07:58 PM »

BIA FAKETAN Angry
gwa akwuna gi ahu si ya kwusi ikpo number m Angry

and by the way, well wishers m di iche Cheesy
faketan (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #14 on: February 10, 2008, 08:20 PM »

Tosh jisie ike bia hu m. Ka iwee nwere hope
davidif (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #15 on: February 11, 2008, 12:25 AM »

@mazaje
For God to forgive you,  you have to turn away from your sins, that's the full meaning of repentance, if you still dey do am then God is not going to answer you. You guys must think God is a fool or something, you ask God for forgiveness but he already knows that after your confession you're going to do the same thing again, you think he is going to forgive you? you better go get your mind right boy.
MeDay07
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #16 on: February 11, 2008, 12:35 AM »

loool. i just think i should butt into this convo, dnt no what you guys av been talkin about tho,  but,, geshe talk about making man feel guilty!!! he already nos that God wnt forgive him na y make it worse???
babyosisi (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #17 on: February 11, 2008, 12:43 AM »

Quote from: darfur on February 09, 2008, 02:39 PM
ebelebe igba Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

ROFL.

This is not an uncommon story.
That's why men with advanced cardiac disease are advised to abstain from "rigorous sex"
All that heart racing and pumping can lead to sudden death from various causes in pe0ple with incompetent lung and cardiac functions.
Sex is no joke.
It can kill. Grin
babyosisi (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #18 on: February 11, 2008, 12:47 AM »

I have a patient who would never fill his Blood pressure pills but always calls in to get refills of his viagra.
His BP is off the charts but he doesn't care.
That is a heart attack waiting to happen.
In Nigeria where there's no proper diagnosis or autopsies,we are quick to blame any deaths on juju.
debosky (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #19 on: February 11, 2008, 12:54 AM »

what a pity  Sad

while the medical reasons being mentioned here could be the cause, It may well be that the woman was magun-ized and that resulted in the death by causing a physical condition/problem to occur. Sleeping with another man's wife is risky business even in good health. His children are the ones I pity, they might end up being labeled with their father's indiscretions.
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #20 on: February 11, 2008, 12:56 AM »

ahhahaha.

Another well deserved act. hahha


osisi, why are you back to your original moniker
babyosisi (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #21 on: February 11, 2008, 01:03 AM »

my dear na your brother o and this time I was totally innocent
babyosisi (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #22 on: February 11, 2008, 01:08 AM »

Quote from: debosky on February 11, 2008, 12:54 AM
what a pity Sad

while the medical reasons being mentioned here could be the cause, It may well be that the woman was magun-ized and that resulted in the death by causing a physical condition/problem to occur. Sleeping with another man's wife is risky business even in good health. His children are the ones I pity, they might end up being labeled with their father's indiscretions.

A good preacher I know, a man who preached at my grandma's funeral ,a father of 6 died the same way with some cheap floozie at a motel in Aba after telling his wife he was going to "visit his church member".
After he gave up the ghost,the ashewo tried to jump out the window and was apprehended by the attendants and when they went into the room,they saw the naked body of a "man of God" on the bed.
4 Play (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #23 on: February 11, 2008, 01:13 AM »

@topic

This is what I have been saying all along.Sex shouldn't last more than 1 minute.Having "marathon" sex can be deadly for the man,don't mind all these women insisting that they have to come. . . .if they can't come within 60 seconds,its their business.
babyosisi (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #24 on: February 11, 2008, 01:18 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on February 11, 2008, 01:13 AM
@topic

This is what I have been saying all along.Sex shouldn't last more than 1 minute.Having "marathon" sex can be deadly for the man,don't mind all these women insisting that they have to come. . . .if they can't come within 60 seconds,its their business.

ROFL
nothing is safe in this world ha ha ha.
debosky (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #25 on: February 11, 2008, 01:21 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on February 11, 2008, 01:13 AM
@topic

This is what I have been saying all along.Sex shouldn't last more than 1 minute.Having "marathon" sex can be deadly for the man,don't mind all these women insisting that they have to come. . . .if they can't come within 60 seconds,its their business.

 Grin Grin Grin

Maybe the dude was out of shape, he had neglected Mrs Sunday for a while and all of a sudden wanted to go into marathon modeyou should always build up your fitness - fr0m 1 min, to 5 min, 20min, and so on before you attempt a marathon.  Cheesy

Your forefathers were marrying virgins at 60 and could still go for marathons then, so why are you being such a weakling 4play? Sad
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #26 on: February 11, 2008, 01:24 AM »

4Play quit making excuses. Olodo.


shouldnt you be locked up in a room crying about ManU Btw :p
speciexl (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #27 on: February 11, 2008, 08:51 AM »

 Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

man, this is good,

Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
toshmann (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #28 on: February 11, 2008, 04:24 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on February 11, 2008, 01:13 AM
@topic

This is what I have been saying all along.Sex shouldn't last more than 1 minute.Having "marathon" sex can be deadly for the man,don't mind all these women insisting that they have to come. . . .if they can't come within 60 seconds,its their business.

speak for yaself man Angry wetin you no mean? in my village sex lasts a whole day Grin . .
i swear it takes a whole day to satisfy Toshmann Jnr Grin Grin Grin Grin or it may be better not to arouse Jnr at all Grin Grin

Quote from: babyosisi on February 11, 2008, 01:18 AM
ROFL
nothing is safe in this world ha ha ha.


BabyO Cheesy  you are back Wink this is the identity that i know. all these osisi+ and nwadu etc tend not to be the you i know Grin Grin BabyO, i'm going to get married this yr. before summer. i've seen the girl Cheesy Cheesy
almondjoy (f)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #29 on: February 12, 2008, 02:17 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on February 11, 2008, 01:13 AM
@topic

This is what I have been saying all along.Sex shouldn't last more than 1 minute.Having "marathon" sex can be deadly for the man,don't mind all these women insisting that they have to come. . . .if they can't come within 60 seconds,its their business.


What was that again?  abeg wey darfur?

ebelebe igba!!!!!! 

 Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin




Mortiple (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #30 on: February 12, 2008, 02:52 PM »

Grin Grin  Hahahaha    Grin Grin Hohohoho   Grin Grin Hihihihi! Grin Grin OKOKOKONU!!!!!! Grin Grin

Didn't Broda Sunday read the testimony of Prophet Samson in the Bible?

, direct VISA to HELL.

Azigbakwa!! Huh

Horus (m)
Re: Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex
« #31 on: February 12, 2008, 10:07 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy
  he he he he he he he!        Darling, I just came back from work okay?  And I am about to hit my bed.  You can come and smell my pussy there if you wish.  I did not take a shower.  Just for you--the way you like it!   Here, have a sniff in anticipation!  After standing for 12+ hours, you can imagine that the laws of osmosis and diffusion will be in the direction of your mouth and nose. You can be ma douche pot!  Boy! Am I ovulating too or what?   You know what that means if you have ever seen an ovulating Agenegbode pussy before.   
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