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MP007 (m)
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A man in his late 20s is writhing in pains at a Lagos hospital after his live-in-lover nearly bite off his manhood for bringing another woman into their home. The young man, identified as Femi Sunday from Badagry area, is under sedation at Milla Hospital, Awodura, Ajegunle while the woman escaped being lynched by a mob having been rescued by policemen from Ajeromi Police Station. According to neighbours who witnessed the early morning bizarre act, the woman, in her late 30s used her teeth to bite Sunday’s manhood during the fight. read more of this funny but tragic story on http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2006/sept/05/national-05-09-2006-02.htm |
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tpia
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almondjoy please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to stay serious on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have me in stitches!!!! And you'll give some men nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!them go dey look them girlfriend with bad eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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ifyalways (f)
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ROTFLMAO @Topic,eyaaah an accident on the highway. |
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oziomatv (m)
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That's why I never like BJ. one day I had some disput with my girl that we later settled with ***.
She came up with an unplanned BJ. My brodas una fit imagine the wey I jumped out of bed and ordered the match to be cancelled.
I no fit operate with stitched d**k.
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oziomatv (m)
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I no talk sey ino good.
I'll accept it on a clear ground but after quarel no.
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ikamefa (f)
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he! he! i can't fit to laugh jare @ topic the 2 lovers were prolly fighting or the woman get dracula issues ,  |
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D-reloaded (f)
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well deserved.
and what concerns the stupid mob? they should have beaten him up for brining in another women. Imbeciles.
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oziomatv (m)
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you're giving me an impression negative to what I have of you. do you hate men? If s** start with kissing/l******* then enter BJ. that could be fine and acceptable but telling me after a misunderstanding you come up for reconciliation to the extent of given BJ. I no dey. I still have 50 more years to dance kongo music in bed. |
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oziomatv (m)
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D-loady
ke nke na eme nu?
ihe ibu na ukwu na ebu m aju.
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toshmann (m)
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lol. things de happen ooo |
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almondjoy (f)
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D-loady
ke nke na eme nu?
ihe ibu na ukwu na ebu m aju.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Still on the subject. |
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ifyalways (f)
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@AJ yeah,still on the matter |
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D-reloaded (f)
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ozii, I'm Yoruba!
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babyosisi (f)
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ozii, I'm Yoruba!
ozii my brother has been drooling over your picture Is this a true story? |
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D-reloaded (f)
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osisi, For all I know, they could be calling me a winch
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oziomatv (m)
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ozii, I'm Yoruba!
Who told you that you're yoruba? are you not nwachukwu nwa aturuocha daughter osisi, For all I know, they could be calling me a winch
why? |
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D-reloaded (f)
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Who told you that you're yoruba?
are you not nwachukwu nwa aturuocha daughter
ozii, you dey craze. I'm as Yoruba as they come. daughter of Ekiti chief(s)  |
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oziomatv (m)
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ozii, you dey craze. I'm as Yoruba as they come. daughter of Ekiti chief(s) ebi like sey I dey craze self. Anyway you're comming to Mbaise Imo state to be crowned princess of umu mmiri onicha. elewe ukwu egbuo ewu 1 of onicha. |
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babyosisi (f)
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can I be the matron of honor
or lady of the wardrobe?
I love happy endings
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oziomatv (m)
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God they don catch me.
I was doing this in secret who let baby o know about this, hope she no read the hole story?
hemmm My sweet sister Babyosisi wetin dey happen now? this one you pass my corner hope there is no problem?
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