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nightnurse (f)
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Lolabbey was having an affair during the day while her husband,
Tufe, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,
ThugLife, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at ThugLife: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window my husband is home early!" ThugLife looked out the
window and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raining
like hell out there!" Lolabbey cried: "If my husband catches us
in here, he will kill both of us!" So ThugLife grabbed
his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside
he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he
started running along side the others -- only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
ThugLife answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?"
ThugLife answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
ThugLife answered, "Only if it's raining."
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ituen (m)
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thats my baby
go go go
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nightnurse (f)
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;d  |
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tufe (m)
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ituen, why you no go hail am, yeye guy:D  @nightie, i love the joke, but you sure say no be you and ituen e happen to, because u seem to have a full detail of everything |
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ituen (m)
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As far as say na 2 of us and u no follow, then all is well
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tj_tj (m)
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well i join  |
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ituen (m)
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e go cause fight na
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clemcykul
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for where   |
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clemcykul
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that is the phrase lol
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ituen (m)
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girls too like dreams
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saucekid (m)
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and that kain dreams dey affect them reality
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folly69 (m)
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haaaaaha nighty u ar crackin me up |
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success123 (m)
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lolababy you are a bad girl
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Lohlarh (f)
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Nightnurse, haba! wetin my paddy come do u like this
Anyway its a nice joke, but i doubt if na Lola sha
Abi Lola, u fit?
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Lolabbey
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no b new thng now, she b na only 3 men, wht about those that have 10 men to thmselvs? abi mak i begin mention names |
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Lolabbey
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lolly girl,
trust me now
anyway nity na my person,notin dey hapen
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saucekid (m)
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una don dey diverge to padi-padi level
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Lolabbey
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we be pady pady frm time
abi u no like am lik that
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clemcykul
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na enemy of pady padie |
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nightnurse (f)
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lola sorry mylove, i just thought i should shear the little secret because am tired of hiding it, hope u re not hurt still love and miss u |
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saucekid (m)
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awwww,and i wan dey cry
but government policy no go let me cry. . . . . i go buy you one rose for that
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nightnurse (f)
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wow, how did u know i love roses? can't wait to have it but it must be a black rose oooo
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Lolabbey
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its ok honey,
urs is comin soon
mis u too my love
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nightnurse (f)
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I never told u any of my secrets baibi so i wonder wht u re going to tell em. are u on YIM now?
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saucekid (m)
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*rushes to buy the only last black rose available*
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Lolabbey
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saucy,
how far?
u see d rose buy?
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