Pákó Fekete Officially Crowned Dumbest Hungarian
By Pestiside Staff
They say that Hungarian is a difficult language, but if Nigerian singer Pákó Fekete can learn it, anyone can. The country's token black man and self-styled "nation's cock" (ország fasza) does everything to be accepted by his new-found countrymen, and recently took a history test on live TV to prove his Magyarness. Unfortunately, the interview on Cool TV showed once again that he is the biggest fool in Hungary of any color. Responding with utter confidence and gibberish to a salvo of spoof questions from rapper, host and former reality show contestant Majka, Pákó has really done it for race relations in Hungary this time. The second half of the cringefest can be watched by following this link, but hit continue for some edited highlights for those even more Hungarian challenged than Pákó.
• Celebrated poet Sándor Petőfi is head of the "Kisgazda Párt (the Smallholder's Party).
• János Hunyadi freed the black slaves in Hungary. Or was it the Turks.
• The current government of Hungary is a dictatorship.
• Maria Theresa is the current queen of Hungary.
• The Budapest Wall came down in 1848, 400 years ago.
• Pest is Hungary's second capital city, after Buda.
• The surname of King Mátyás is István.
The brutal train crash of an interview ends with the ultimate humilation for the poor Pákó as he is officially "knighted" Hungarian on live TV. Majka ask him to strip to the waist, kneel down, spit to his left and take a bite from an orange. As the black man himself would say, "Atya Úr Isten!!" (Father our Lord God!!)
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http://www.pestiside.hu/20060904/pako-fekete-officially-crowned-dumbest-hungarianA lot of videos of it in youtube, but in Hungarian