Don’t Lie To Kids!

     
DON’T LIE TO KIDS!!!

There was this guys sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little Girl asked, “What is under there?” he answered and said, “it’s a bird”.

The girl went away and the man fall’s asleep. When he wakes up; he is on a hospital bed and in great pain.

A doctor came up to his bed and asked, “what happened?’ The man answer, “I don’t know” I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.”

So the doctor went and report to the police and they went to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they got there, they saw the little girl that the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answered, “I didn’t do anything to him, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed all its eggs.



Nice day!!

lol
love the first one

heard them before but its nice

ituen, another old papa youngie on nld