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sleekmike (m)
Secret Things Men Do
« on: February 15, 2008, 11:48 AM »

What are the secret things you have done in your love life. I want to hear from the men now.
What are the secret things you know that some do do too. It must not be you, it could be someone else but I want to hear it.
el-rufai (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #1 on: February 15, 2008, 10:35 PM »

Humpin' your wife!!!
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #2 on: February 15, 2008, 10:41 PM »

Quote from: el-rufai on February 15, 2008, 10:35 PM
Humpin' your wife!!!

Okay,
tommyex (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #3 on: February 15, 2008, 10:49 PM »

lol
what a reply
gentleaura (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #4 on: February 15, 2008, 11:45 PM »

Jerk off without the lady!
creamdream
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #5 on: February 16, 2008, 01:22 AM »

nOTHING SECRET, JUST IN THE MIND
soulamanne
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #6 on: February 16, 2008, 09:40 AM »

visist ashi joint!noe dont think bad about me
NaJa HaJe (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #7 on: February 16, 2008, 12:30 PM »

Quote from: el-rufai on February 15, 2008, 10:35 PM
Humpin' your wife!!!

Is it a secret because it's a dream or a fantasy?Huh
OMO IBO (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #8 on: February 16, 2008, 02:19 PM »

i hang out with my friends or go to the stadium to watch footie if i dont want to go shopping with my girl friend. obviously, i tell her im up to something else
The Sly
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #9 on: February 16, 2008, 02:24 PM »

i dont want to destroy your life. . . . . .let it remain 'secret' Cool
besides. .  .im now a reverend  Cool Tongue
ty4real (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #10 on: February 16, 2008, 02:54 PM »

@Poster,
Why you kno talk first, u for tell us first the secret things wey u don now before hearing others!Abeg the secret thing that I have done is the same reason why you didnt talk about yours! Grin Grin
evergie (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #11 on: February 16, 2008, 03:15 PM »

@ty4real
You over correct
doggyall
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #12 on: February 17, 2008, 01:07 AM »

 i slept with two sisters without them knowing it, but i love the senoir one better.
Cheekyminx (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #13 on: February 17, 2008, 01:59 AM »

@doggyall

clap for yourself
morenike09 (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #14 on: February 17, 2008, 02:02 AM »

Quote from: doggyall on February 17, 2008, 01:07 AM
i slept with two sisters without them knowing it, but i love the senoir one better.

and some men wonder why some women voodoo-fy them. don't worry, one day you'll  wake up one morning and wonder why your phallus got SMALLER  Lips sealed
theboy0808 (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #15 on: February 17, 2008, 04:39 AM »

Hmm,
Wouldn't wanna say
It would be too outrageous!
doggyall
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #16 on: February 17, 2008, 02:20 PM »

cheekyminx, am clapping already, but do you have reason why i should clap.
oziomatv (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #17 on: February 17, 2008, 02:37 PM »

Quote from: morenike09 on February 17, 2008, 02:02 AM
and some men wonder why some women voodoo-fy them. don't worry, one day you'll wake up one morning and wonder why your phallus got SMALLER Lips sealed

        If na date one D**k enlagement don dey now.
el-rufai (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #18 on: February 27, 2008, 09:10 PM »

@ Naja Haje
Is it a secret because it's a dream or a fantasy?Huh

Its no longer a secret since I've spilled the beans. Dude asked a sick question, demanded for an answer and got it. Now wtf is your own? Silly-arse youngin!!!
uspry1 (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #19 on: February 27, 2008, 09:33 PM »

I bet @sleekmike has secret things he do at below:

1) has crush on Denex, fancying his debate style on NL posting he miss so much!

2) has desire to date huge busty big bone lady. Not accept dating slim lady.

3) possible to consider alternative lifestyle if not found right soulmate.

4) has sex fanasty all the time! But not much interested in sex.

DISCLAIMER: his secret is out revealing somewhere---NL knows how good I am! Maybe i am wrong!!!  Smiley
NaJa HaJe (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #20 on: February 27, 2008, 10:11 PM »

Quote from: el-rufai on February 27, 2008, 09:10 PM
@ Naja Haje
Is it a secret because it's a dream or a fantasy?Huh

Its no longer a secret since I've spilled the beans. Dude asked a sick question, demanded for an answer and got it. Now wtf is your own? Silly-arse youngin!!!

demented pig  Grin   The art of communication is clearly lost on you.

All you had to do was give a simple effortless answer but as that is soooooo demanding for your peanut sized brains you have clearly out-done yourself.
ty4real (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #21 on: February 28, 2008, 10:22 AM »

@ Poster!
I still dey wait for your response, wat is the secret you have done ooo Wink Wink Wink
2dye4 (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #22 on: February 28, 2008, 10:50 AM »

what happens in vegas stays in vegas, remember? Wink
el-rufai (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #23 on: February 28, 2008, 07:56 PM »

demented pig  Grin   The art of communication is clearly lost on you.

All you had to do was give a simple effortless answer but as that is soooooo demanding for your peanut sized brains you have clearly out-done yours.

The qualities of the virtuous woman are clearly lost on you.

Your brazen display of coarseness, incivility, rudeness, ill-manners  and worst of all your lack of respect for elders leaves nothing to be desired. Vulgarism and use of gutter language is not expected of any decent woman. Now, you had better padlock that running mouth of yours before you get some spanking.(obviously you need it badly) Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
michelin89 (f)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #24 on: February 28, 2008, 08:20 PM »

Quote from: el-rufai on February 28, 2008, 07:56 PM

demented pig Grin The art of communication is clearly lost on you.

All you had to do was give a simple effortless answer but as that is soooooo demanding for your peanut sized brains you have clearly out-done yours.

The qualities of the virtuous woman are clearly lost on you.

Your brazen display of coarseness, incivility, rudeness, ill-manners and worst of all your lack of respect for elders leaves nothing to be desired. Vulgarism and use of gutter language is not expected of any decent woman. Now, you had better padlock that running mouth of yours before you get some spanking.(obviously you need it badly) Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Shut up jare!
el-rufai (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #25 on: February 28, 2008, 09:32 PM »

@ michelin89

who are you? Do I know you from somewhere? It seems you're as morally debased as your friend.
holythug
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #26 on: February 28, 2008, 09:45 PM »

LMFAO  Smiley  Smiley  Smiley  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Grin  Grin  Grin
tommyex (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #27 on: February 28, 2008, 09:54 PM »

Man must strong 2 contest 4 Mr Naiaraland with the daily fights Cheesy
henry007 (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #28 on: February 28, 2008, 10:00 PM »

hmmm s&m is coming up sha but many women r 2 blind 2 see it. its a fetish(not babalawo kind oh) 4 men who like pain so badly and women who like control and dominion. then there's feet sex, its fun enjoyable but can only be done hookers since wives and girlfriends dont stoop to such supposed insanity and stupidity. finally costume fore play(maybe sex) ,seems the most ridiculous but most widely enjoyed in the states, naija den no really send aspa moni no dey 4 costume. costume makes sense to u and i, but u just dont know it yet
holythug
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #29 on: February 28, 2008, 10:04 PM »

sleepin wit your wife's friend, cld even b her sista or mum  Undecided
fortunes05 (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #30 on: February 28, 2008, 11:18 PM »

Spying at your girlfriend's pal,wishing you could just have her in bed.  Wink
4gotnheros (m)
Re: Secret Things Men Do
« #31 on: February 29, 2008, 01:46 AM »

Fingering a 5years old girl!!! a friend younger sis Grin
Was 15years old then!!! DAMN,  she was too FLIRT!

Planning on FUCKING the older one at the moment,  we missed, cause I was busy HUSTLING HARD, we have had a lot of smuching lately!  Grin
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