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bigold (f)
Chrismas Gift
« on: February 18, 2008, 12:26 PM »

John and Jack were talking about the Christmas
gifts they were getting their wives. John said,
"I got Kathy a pair of slippers and a dildo."

"That’s a strange combination," said Jack.

"It’s a great combination," replied John, "if
she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go mess
herself."
ituen (m)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #1 on: March 01, 2008, 09:44 PM »

smart. i guess the "messs" was auto corrected
ifyalways (f)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #2 on: March 01, 2008, 10:52 PM »

ofcos.that lirrrrrle boi sef  Cheesy
nice joke.but if am d wife sha. . . . . . hmmmn  Undecided
ituen (m)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #3 on: March 01, 2008, 11:02 PM »

. . . u go give the man Toothpaste n Brush

If he complains, he shld brush his teeth to erase his curses Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
ifyalways (f)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #4 on: March 01, 2008, 11:18 PM »

Ituen lmao  Grin
see ya morrow after church  Kiss
ituen (m)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #5 on: March 01, 2008, 11:23 PM »

ok lady,

pray for me and you.

see ya and sleep tite
Thug Life (m)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #6 on: March 02, 2008, 12:16 AM »

cool
kronkykay (m)
Re: Chrismas Gift
« #7 on: March 02, 2008, 12:53 AM »

hehehehehehe

nice joke
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