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uche_uche (m)
Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« on: February 20, 2008, 09:05 AM »

i tot i've posted this thread before. ok my igbo people in da please help interpret d following in igbo. try n say it aloud 2 yourself first den post it 4 us:

1. HE THREW ME HARD ON D BED.
2. I WAS BORN HARD ON THE BED.
Kashif (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #1 on: February 20, 2008, 09:17 AM »

Orally, they will produce what you expect but in strict, technical written Igbo language, it is somehow different. Sorry to disappoint you Grin Grin
oziomatv (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #2 on: February 20, 2008, 11:18 AM »

   I think your indecency is getting unbearable.
   Certain issues should adopt some cultural and parental care control before throwing into public and
   I'm highly ashamed to announce the disappointment of your tribal status which is uncultured to the true origin of this mighty tribe.

                 I hope you do take care of your Idiotpathic disease before it get you to another level.
amsky (f)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #3 on: February 20, 2008, 01:29 PM »

Ozi,you will be richly blessed for this reply to this guy.
oziomatv (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #4 on: February 20, 2008, 01:52 PM »

Thanks sister.
      I hate who subject himself to an object of mockery.
uche_uche (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #5 on: February 20, 2008, 02:55 PM »

i wonder what i've done 2 warrant this type of vituperations. i did a poser n una wan crucify me. tell me, is it wrong 4 someone 2 want to knw wetin im no knw? egba mi o.
oziomatv (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #6 on: February 20, 2008, 03:36 PM »

Please check yourself in the mirror and see if you're worthy to be insulted.
                If not delete your topics and represent the igbo in you with dignity.
amsky (f)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #7 on: February 20, 2008, 08:56 PM »

Thanks again Ozi. You have taken the words out of my mouth. Kiss
Kashif (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #8 on: February 21, 2008, 10:04 AM »

@All,

We all know where he is headed but the reactions are a little harsh. Nothing stopped me from 'interpreting' that but I knew it would be vulgar hence, my initial post. It is a free world and we should learn to accomodate each other.

Lets take it a little easy.

@Uche, that was x-rated so, don't expect a decent response from prim Igbos. This forum is meant to promote cultural values, ok? Wink
uche_uche (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #9 on: February 22, 2008, 12:17 PM »

ok KASHIF, TANKS 4 UR POST. NA ONLY You TALK LIKE BETTER PERSON HERE. NDI BE ANYI. UNU EWELA IWE O BKIO NU. please pardon my vulgarity. i actually went 4 a bachelor's eve n dos questions were posed there n i picked it up from there. bt obvoiusly it didn't go down well here, make una no vex 4 me abeg. because i be nwa-afo too.
uche_uche (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #10 on: February 22, 2008, 12:21 PM »


Cry Cry Cry Cry
Zandra1 (f)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #11 on: February 22, 2008, 11:45 PM »

 
Unu na atom ochi. Chai, I can't stop laughing. I didn't get what the dude meant till I translated the post in Igbo.


@ poster, ure one naughty boy  Cheesy. "He threw me hard on the bed" means 'nwoke' a tusiri mike na bed and not 'otu' siri mike na bed. LMGAO Cheesy.
loruz (f)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #12 on: February 25, 2008, 02:39 PM »

UMUNNE M! EWERE OFU AKA TI NWATA IHE,EWERE AKA NKE OZO GUGUO YA.
THE GUY HAS APOLOGISED,I EXPECTED THOSE CRUCIFYING HIM TO ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY.
IT TAKES A MAN TO SAY "AM SORRY"
UCHE,NWANNE KEDU? O NA AGAKWA?
TO BE FRANK,D FIRST TIME I HEARD THOSE PHRASES,IT TOOK ME TIME TO DECODE THEM
uche_uche (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #13 on: February 26, 2008, 09:19 AM »

LORUZ nwannem nwanyi, i dig u o jare. ihe n'ile n'aga n'anya ya. we bless God 4 little mercies. trust u're cool baby. all da best and congrats because u've just won ma heart over.
Kiss
Kiss
loruz (f)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #14 on: February 26, 2008, 03:22 PM »

 Wink UCHE,
WHAZZUP? ONYE NKEM. HOW IS ABJ TREATING You?
I NWERE MO AJO JOKES TO SHARE WITH US? (AJO NWA)
I COOL PASS THERMOCOOL JOO.NA ME N LG DE STRUGGLE FOR COOLNESS NOW.
TAKE KIA OF URSELF
grafikdon (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #15 on: February 26, 2008, 03:38 PM »

Well, it was a silly joke circulating when we were kids, but nothing close to the issue of a morning preacher waking us with the noisy bell, yelling to anyone who cared to listen ''Chegharianu! maka na uwa na acho IKPU''!!! Knowing there's more to 'Ikpu' than 'upside down', we all giggled until our lungs collapsed.  We thought the preacher should   have chosen his words carefully.
loruz (f)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #16 on: February 26, 2008, 03:51 PM »

yes,those were very funny when we were small.
we went a step further by pretending to be hard of hearing by askin d preacher to repeat what he just said!
d day d preacher found out,he repotred us to our indivdual parents n urs faithfully got 12 strokes of cane,complete hair scraping n a month of morning mass!
uche_uche (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #17 on: February 27, 2008, 10:17 AM »

LORUZ nnem, ahu dim nma. abuja is cool. we r in a frenzy about yesterday's tribuna judgment. i jst dey tank God say d tin went that way otherwise. kasala 4 dey o. bt we tank God say no lele. wats up wit ya ma sis. hope u dey gbadun every every. takia nnem oma.
Kashif (m)
Re: Ndigbo, Please Help Me Out Here
« #18 on: February 28, 2008, 09:44 AM »

@uche_uche,

One love! Smiley Wink Cheesy
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