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kingsikaz (m)
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my pastor called me last week and informed me that my sexy lips is causing confusion amongst d sisters of our church. he said that no single day will pass without one or two sisters telling him i am her husband 2 be. though he (my pastor) had called me several times asking why my lips is so sexy and tempting. i told him it's natrural ( though i do put some gloss on it).things had become so tough now to d extent that they are even fighting each other just because of an innocent lips of mine.
i am disturbed and i don't know what 2 do. please i need your help!
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aisha2 (f)
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At last, this is why i love Nairaland, I have been bored all day, no i have finally got some spice. Sexy lips ke, No be small thing my Brother. God Who gave you sexy lips ill give you Grace to overcome the sisters fighting to kiss them sexy lips
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4Him (m)
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You don't know what to do? You seriously need help?
Kiss them all! Problem solved.
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ibkaye (f)
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roflmao my ribs are cracking See the beautiful gift God has given you?  Use your 'sexalicous' lips wisely 
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Busta (f)
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still wondering why your pastor would call u and ask u several times "asking why my lips is so sexy and tempting"??
what brand of lip gloss do u use?
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ibkaye (f)
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still wondering why your pastor would call u and ask u several times "asking why my lips is so sexy and tempting"??
what brand of lip gloss do u use?
*giggles*
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Bolarge (m)
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If your right eye lips cause you to err; cut the damn thing off!!  It is better to enter heaven with no lips. . . . . .  Both you and your pastor need to get more worded! 
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kingsikaz (m)
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At last, this is why i love Nairaland, I have been bored all day, no i have finally got some spice. Sexy lips ke, No be small thing my Brother. God Who gave you sexy lips ill give you Grace to overcome the sisters fighting to kiss them sexy lips
Amen You don't know what to do? You seriously need help?
Kiss them all! Problem solved.
is that holy kiss or what? roflmao my ribs are cracking See the beautiful gift God has given you?  Use your 'sexalicous' lips wisely  that's true my sister
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opokonwa (m)
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Simply paste your lips make we judge. Another vain glory post. 
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aisha2 (f)
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I can't get over this topic
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father ab
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Brother/King Sikaz, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You need to be born again again  @Hajiya/Mallama/Alhaja AishaTU, No trip 4 d unseen lips oooooooooooooooo 
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kingsikaz (m)
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If your right eye lips cause you to err; cut the damn thing off!!  It is better to enter heaven with no lips. . . . . .  Both you and your pastor need to get more worded!  so that's all u have 2 say.cut mi lips ke. o ti o.i still wan use praise God (i 'm a praise worship leader Simply paste your lips make we judge. Another vain glory post.  not vain glory, it's real.
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ibkaye (f)
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how sexy are they? please describe them 
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father ab
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Aisha, talk abeg. No vex 4 me o o o. You know say I de play. Me no wan respoil ya day. 1 LAV! I'm talking like EFUAH a ghanian abi? 
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kingsikaz (m)
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how sexy are they? please describe them  you are trying 2 compound my problem- help me out please.
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chuckdee4 (m)
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@ poster Having seen your profile pic, my own advice is to stop rubbing that lip gloss, your lips worse pass ashawo own, that may help Sexy lips my rah 
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kingsikaz (m)
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@ poster Having seen your profile pic, my own advice is to stop rubbing that lip gloss, your lips worse pass ashawo own, that may help Sexy lips my rah  sometime i don't use it but it still have d same effect!
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Rebellious (f)
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Sexy lips? That's not what your profile pic tells me 
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crazykid (m)
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Am not buying this story; no pastor would call a member and tell him his lips is sexy and is also causing confusion in the church; because the devil can use that a point of entry to cause confusion in that church; unless that pastor is after the girls of that church.
Try and make your lie a bit more advanced next time ok?
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abdddone (m)
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i beg i no fit check my GCE RESULT.D SITE DEY FUCK UP,HELP ME OUT
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kingsikaz (m)
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incredible!  when has kingsikaz become a pretty lady on nairaland. egba mi  . ds one na serious matter.
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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rontflmfao!!!!!!!! kingsikaz did you use eyeliner to color ya mouth? By the way What kind of pastor would actually say your sexy lips are causing confusion? Damn this is soooooooooo funny. It can't be for real!
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TOYOSI20 (f)
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Continue "shining those lips", like some one that just ate fried chicken,
But remember, make sure its to the Glory of God, Broda
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larekey (m)
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wetin person no go hear again, sexy lips ROFLMAO
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tkb417 (m)
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your Pastor actually said that to you  damn!!
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TOYOSI20 (f)
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rontflmfao!!!!!!!! kingsikaz did you use eyeliner to color ya mouth? By the way What kind of pastor would actually say your sexy lips are causing confusion? Damn this is soooooooooo funny. It can't be for real! Oh my Goodness, I just looked at the guy's profile, now I see what u mean, HEHEHEHEEE, 
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tonia2000 (f)
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@poster What sort of pastor have u?  and these deceptive lips of urs wl soon get u into troubles:'( very irritating 
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