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Okay, if you think all is well with the shorthand spellings and careless punctuations we do these days, wait until you hear this. Johnny met this babe and after a dinner decided to write her a love note. He asked help from his linguistic friend, who promptly sent him the following draft:
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My Dear Pat,
The dinner we shared the other night – it was absolutely lovely! Not in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine
anyone as perfect as you are. Could you – even if only for a moment – think of our being together forever?
What a cruel joke to have you come into my life only to leave again; it would be heaven denied. The possibility of
seeing you again makes me giddy with joy. I face the time we are apart with great sadness.
John.
P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on earth.
_____________________
Okay, Johnny got down to business and copied the draft in his own handwriting. The finished product? See for yourself:
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My Dear
Pat the dinner we shared the other night. It was absolutely lovely – not! In my wildest dreams,
could I ever imagine anyone? As perfect as you are, could you – if only for a moment – think?
Of our being together forever: what a cruel joke! To have you come into my life only to leave again: it would be heaven!
Denied the possibility of seeing you again makes me giddy. With joy I face the time we are apart.
With great ‘sadness,’
John
P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t. Stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on earth.
____________________
What happened next? Your guess!
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micklplus (m)
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Johnny johnny ! this guy is always too much ! Nice one  |
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Z4M4eva (f)
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Some Kool Stuff.
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me,myself (f)
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omg! this is wicked! i love it  it made me look stupid, because i was really laughin hard |
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me,myself (f)
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omg! this is wicked! i love it it made me look stupid, because i was really laughin hard |
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spikelord (m)
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hahahaha, Johnny johnny ! this guy is always too much ! Nice one That is why HA is tripping! |
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Zahymaka (m)
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Johnny. I won't ever name my son John.
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4get_me (m)
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Ah-ha! why now, Zahymaka? Just a few punctuation bloopers and Johnny is already a bad boy?  |
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Zahymaka (m)
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Do you know the perpetually randy Little Johnny?
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4get_me (m)
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Oh, now u're talking - I get ur point!! |
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