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ifyalways (f)
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Subject: Learn To Listen Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Anne in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, " At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was! at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Pat used to do when Daddy was in the Army ."BUT MOMMY USED TO CRY A LOT WHEN UNCLE WRESTLED AND PINNNED HER DOWN LEGS UP AND NO CLOTHES ON EITHER OF THEM. I THINK THAT WAS A WRESTRING GAME WHICH UNCLE ALWAYS WON, Who won yours daddie?  |
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ituen (m)
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Johnny needs 2 hot slaps from both parents
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naijababe2 (f)
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that is ko-ba-li-za- tion
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tope_teadr (m)
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@poster, I'm lmao
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PurestBoy (m)
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oldest joke ever told. Ify find another for us
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ituen (m)
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no be yesterday u register for here?
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amodu (m)
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Why u dey yab am now.  and u too Purestboy how u take know say na the oldest joke ever told? |
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jaymobb (m)
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nice one
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ifyalways (f)
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that is ko-ba-li-za- tion
. . .now why do i like the sound of that ? @clem,yeah babe i would keep them coming if you keep bla bla bla-ing  |
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folly69 (m)
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haaha funny stuff girl keep it coming |
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success123 (m)
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and he will keep receiving it.
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kola oloye (m)
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Whaaao! Johnny has seen a lot.
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imelachi (f)
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yeah, that is a nice joke, LOL, he spiol everything but disposing the mother also
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Lohlarh (f)
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d woman for listen to d story before she ask d boy to narrate it before d dad.  Nice jokes, |
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ituen (m)
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d woman for listen to d story before she ask d boy to narrate it before d dad. Nice jokes, We all knew that but we didnt say it |
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Lohlarh (f)
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Ituen how u dey, so why didnt u say it |
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ituen (m)
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Hi lady,
i dey kampe. I been get muscle pull for mouth so i cldnt say it
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Lohlarh (f)
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its very obvious   |
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ituen (m)
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thanks for noticing. In he next 5 mins, i wont see u again
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Lohlarh (f)
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its over 5mins u know? |
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ituen (m)
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Yes because u begged for more time or
abi u used up 2mrws time for today
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tufe (m)
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sweet ify, how are you doing?
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ifyalways (f)
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am fine and you? you almost broke my heart,just disappeared since Val  |
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tufe (m)
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. . . .awwwwwwwwww no wthats abotu the sweetest thing you have said to me. so how you and gunny digging it . .lol i hope the bla bla bla has started |
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ituen (m)
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one- minute man
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