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4Him (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #32 on: February 27, 2008, 03:08 AM »

Alright . . . having read the last few experiences i think i would personally rush my wife in for a CS if she stays in labour for more than 1hr.
Rather that than pronounced limps, debilitating pains and bad pelvises.
amsky (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #33 on: February 27, 2008, 11:31 AM »

@ 4HIM

You have made a good choice my brother. If one is scard of not waking up after the CS experience, you might as well be awake and have the lower part anaesthesized. It was done here two days ago and the lady even helped to pull her baby out.

 I had my 2nd baby in an NHS hospital here. The doctor said i could have a normal delivery. My pelvic girdle is not so big and my baby was 4kg. She was resting on the left part of my pelvic, so that makes it painful for me even now,9mths after.
Apart from that,after the long episiotomy i had,I had to sit in a bowl of hot water. Shocked  it was not the best for me. I was almost raw down there.
One is adviced while giving birth not to raise the hip up while pushing. A woman did it here and her vagina tore right down to her anus. Tell me how(even after stitching) that place will be the same?
So once again,CS is my first choice. Wink
R-Dynamite (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #34 on: February 27, 2008, 02:11 PM »

Sorry ladies Shocked

C-S all da way. Ain't no tearing and stitchin baby! Grin
almondjoy (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #35 on: February 27, 2008, 04:55 PM »

All well and good!  Don't be like an unfortunate C/S patient our hospital.  For scheduled C/Ss the protocol was to use a paralytic(numbing agent to immobilize the patient) as well as a narcotic/anagelsic agent(for pain) for the operation.  Guess what?  The poor lady was only given the paralytic part of the deal.  The anesthesiologist forgot to turn on the pain pump that was supposed to infuse the narcotic/pain killer systematically into the patient.

Only for one of the resident doctors, just observing the procedure from the other side of the sterile field to look down at the patient to see tears dripping from the sides of the paralyzed patient's closed eyes.  Should not be happening right?  Sure it did.  Because the woman was paralyzed but could feel every cut, push, pull, tug, stitch, pain and all.  But because she could not move or speak---she had to go through all that.  Mind you--the surgery was almost over before this was discovered.  If you know what a C/S entails, it can take anywhere form 10minutes to 1hr, depending on what is going on, plus 2 hour recovery time, before she even leaves the recovery area near the OR to her room.

Another lady had her bladder punctured as part of her uterus being cut open and has to wear a "piss bag" for life.  Let us just say these women are multi-millionaires now. Cool  Their cases did not even make it out of the hospital to the court houses.  All the hospital could ask them was. . . . . NAME YOUR PRICE PLEASE!!!!. . . . . . . All settled out of court. Complications from C/Ss are rear but they do happen. Nothing to wish for at all.  All this dey happen for America here oooooooooooh!  You can imagine what is happening in Nigeria. Grin That one be say, na you and God!!!!! Cheesy

Please be careful what you wish for! Cheesy E no easy oooooooooooooooooooooh! Cheesy
stillwater (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #36 on: February 27, 2008, 05:45 PM »

Oh me gosh Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked. These are scary stories!!!!! And some women will give birth to ten children? God is wonderful!!!! You guys have finally scared me from pregnancy patapata with your descriptions!!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked But I will like to have two children, sha Tongue Cheesy Grin Cool Kiss
4Him (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #37 on: February 27, 2008, 09:04 PM »

I'm glad to have been born a man.  Wink Father you are wonderful.
Scarlett (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #38 on: February 27, 2008, 09:40 PM »

LOL

This forum has funny topics.
I really wouldnt know, but the thought of both is disheartening enough.
Natural sounds much better though
stillwater (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #39 on: February 27, 2008, 09:45 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on February 27, 2008, 09:04 PM
I'm glad to have been born a man. Wink Father you are wonderful.

I'm glad to have been born a woman.  Wink  Father you are wonderful Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

 
4Him (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #40 on: February 27, 2008, 10:00 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on February 27, 2008, 09:45 PM
I'm glad to have been born a woman.  Wink  Father you are wonderful Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

its not like you have much of a choice.  Tongue Now go practice pushing.
stillwater (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #41 on: February 27, 2008, 10:25 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on February 27, 2008, 10:00 PM
its not like you have much of a choice. Tongue Now go practice pushing.



I can't even think of an annoying response to slice your ego into bits Angry Angry Damn it!!!!!!!! Angry Angry
4Him (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #42 on: February 27, 2008, 10:28 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on February 27, 2008, 10:25 PM
I can't even think of an annoying response to slice your ego into bits Angry Angry Damn it!!!!!!!! Angry Angry

 Grin Cheesy awww now why would u want to slice my ego into pieces?
I'd gladly help u push if i could.  Tongue
R-Dynamite (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #43 on: February 27, 2008, 10:30 PM »

  Smiley Smiley
stillwater (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #44 on: February 27, 2008, 10:35 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on February 27, 2008, 10:28 PM
Grin Cheesy awww now why would u want to slice my ego into pieces?
I'd gladly help u push if i could. Tongue

Shut up Angry Tongue My husband will help me with his soothing, calming, sexy Tongue voice Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
R-Dynamite (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #45 on: February 27, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on February 27, 2008, 10:35 PM
Shut up Angry Tongue My husband will help me with his soothing, calming, sexy Tongue voice Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

You must be a really calm person. I watched a delivery one time and this woman nearly slapped the hell out of her husband when he came around to pet her meanwhile the woman was going through hell and hated the man for doing that to her Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #46 on: February 27, 2008, 10:43 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on February 27, 2008, 10:35 PM
Shut up Angry Tongue My husband will help me with his soothing, calming, sexy Tongue voice Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Lmao will he be singing "your body is a wonderland"?
R-Dy

You dey mind am? Everyone will claim they will be nice and sweet and what an ejnoyable occassion it will be. These women turn into monsters that sometimes the husband ends up in another bed in the hospital  Grin
Chacal (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #47 on: February 27, 2008, 10:45 PM »

@ R-Dynamite,

Why are u so interested in this topic?
I hope he didn't knock u up. Grin Grin Grin
stillwater (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #48 on: February 27, 2008, 10:52 PM »

@ R dynamite

lol.  Grin Grin Grin The husband did not have a soothing, calming, sexy voice Grin Grin Grin.

@ Dreloaded
Of course he'll be singing your body is a wonderland, I love John Mayer Grin Grin Grin






Still waters run deep any way so there is a probability of going just a little bit mad during that period Cheesy Cheesy
R-Dynamite (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #49 on: February 27, 2008, 10:55 PM »

Quote from: Chacal on February 27, 2008, 10:45 PM
@ R-Dynamite,

Why are u so interested in this topic?
I hope he didn't knock u up. Grin Grin Grin

Thanks for reminding me to start another thread where I'll tell you guys how it all went that one night. Mumu  Grin
R-Dynamite (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #50 on: February 27, 2008, 10:57 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on February 27, 2008, 10:43 PM
R-Dy
 These women turn into monsters that sometimes the husband ends up in another bed in the hospital  Grin

That will be ridiculous.  Grin
Chacal (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #51 on: February 27, 2008, 11:00 PM »

@ R-dynamite,

Don't even think about it.
You want to tell the whole Nairaland about your ménage à trois? Grin Grin Grin

How come u aint watching Barca's game?
R-Dynamite (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #52 on: February 27, 2008, 11:09 PM »

Quote from: Chacal on February 27, 2008, 11:00 PM
How come u aint watching Barca's game?

It's a long story but I know how far with them tho'
Chacal (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #53 on: February 27, 2008, 11:48 PM »

@ R-Dynamite,

What a game!!!!!!

Barca got the equaliser in the 94th minute.
Y'all got out of jail. Cheesy
spoilt (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #54 on: February 28, 2008, 12:33 AM »

im coming back as a man in my next life. i want to experience untold enjoyment.  Grin
almondjoy (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #55 on: February 28, 2008, 05:00 AM »

No thanks!  Ain't no way I am going to slug two balls between ma legs for the rest of my life.  I would rather carry them on ma chest without something pointing an accusing finger at everything that moves without any conscience.  I think back pain is better than a royal pain the the. . . . . . .  Hmmm!

Besides I would like to walk around without shuffling all the time, not walking like an "Egyptian" from birth to death. Cool

Thank you father!
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #56 on: February 28, 2008, 02:59 PM »

Hahaha Grin
spoilt (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #57 on: February 28, 2008, 03:22 PM »

almondjoy you no well.  Grin
almondjoy (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #58 on: February 28, 2008, 03:24 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmmm!  I know! Cheesy
LadieSeun (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #59 on: April 08, 2008, 09:35 PM »

natural birth
Ndipe (m)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #60 on: April 08, 2008, 11:31 PM »

Ete, and you wonder how our female ancestors went through when C-section was unheard of
Amiga (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #61 on: April 11, 2008, 12:40 AM »

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Akinagirl (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #62 on: April 20, 2008, 08:28 AM »

funny topic
JoyceAgim (f)
Re: Natural Delivery Or Cs?
« #63 on: May 10, 2008, 04:58 AM »

natural delievery by God's grace.
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