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olulu
Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« on: February 26, 2008, 07:59 AM »


Except u can be naughty without being vulgar, then u are welcome

otherwise "BAN"  Grin Grin Grin

FEEL ME FLOW




PLAY SAFE

I saw a girl in ekpoma,
Seated in a dark corner,
Chewing a nut called kola,
And sipping a bottle of coca cola.
As a true player,
An highly skilled woman hunter,
And a very successful toaster.
I stepped up to the sister,
In order to make her my lover.
Naturally am not a liar,
But I be sweet talker,
So I told the sister
My name na Michael Power
And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother.
Sharp, sharp she draws me closer,
Telling me her name na Tina
That she needs a black brother
That has the power
To make her feel better.
Since the weather was getting colder
So I took her to my quarters
So we could get a little bit warmer
I used my finger to check the sister’s under
But I discover
That my ten fingers
Enter the sister for under
Anyway I brought out my hammer
And ram enter the sister for under
I first started to go tender
Then I went faster
Na so she say brother you can do better
I then started to hammer harder
Na so she shout brother you are greater
And as I go deeper
Na so she scream brother
You are the real lover
That has the power
To take me to the ninth wonder.
Anyway, nine months later,
I was a father,
Cos I didn’t use the rubber.


lil_jaymz (m)
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #1 on: March 04, 2008, 07:19 PM »

   ololu nice shit your work is bright red furnace hot
      but hey aint nothing wrong in becomming a father
it just mean that your player days is all over
olulu
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #2 on: March 05, 2008, 08:18 AM »


I need to know if in your heart, u have a sign sayin to let
so i can make u my kokolet.
if u be my darling,
i will make sure there's nothing  u are lacking.
being a player was my name,
but for u i will quit the game.
am a very good lover,
willin to take u to the 9th wonder.
because am an excellent  tool user,
even though am not the tool maker.
Just let me a space in your life,
and i could make u my wife.


Grin Grin Grin
lil_jaymz (m)
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #3 on: March 09, 2008, 01:34 PM »

is this freestyle or does it take you weeks to compose
ANSWER HONESTLY
olulu
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #4 on: March 10, 2008, 08:19 AM »

Quote from: lil_jaymz on March 09, 2008, 01:34 PM
is this freestyle or does it take you weeks to compose
ANSWER HONESTLY


its more of freestyle,
i write it as it comes



doesn't take weeks,
its an area i ain't weak,
its a talent,
and i hope not to relent,
but because of my job
i seems the fun to be rob,
would want to start a poem mag or program,
though i ain't got the low down.
but stay tuned am going to the top,
and i wouldn't be a flop.



lil_jaymz (m)
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #5 on: March 13, 2008, 06:23 PM »

i can see for myself dude
i write peoms too check this out

           just strolling with this hommies
           then we saw this cutties
           damn i said what a beauty
           d kind of girl that could make aguy stay allnight on duty
           just workinglking on that booty
           mammi smiled and i smiled back
           then walk up to her just to stalk her
           said her name was mamacita come from argentina
           likes to take exotica
           was getting cold
           so igot bold
           took her to my bonk to c watbjunk shes got in her trunk
bgees (m)
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #6 on: March 13, 2008, 06:57 PM »

Nice one!
olulu
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #7 on: March 14, 2008, 08:21 AM »




Coooooooooooool, hommie

Grin Grin Grin
ifyalways (f)
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #8 on: March 16, 2008, 11:16 PM »

nice ones  Cheesy
lil_jaymz (m)
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #9 on: March 19, 2008, 08:38 PM »

hi olaolu its ya boy little jaymz i want to c more ryhmes from u please
hommie check this ouy
       this days i ave been lonely
       aint nobody call my phone lately
       then suddenly

       i got a call from this girl called zainab
       thogh shes not an arab
      shes got a pretty little smile that could make any guy go gaga
      omo this girl dey make me dey mara
      sometimes because of dlove i go dey on coma
      didnt tell ya that am in love with this diva
      whats worst is that in her side thereis a corma
      because soon she'll b relocating to lagos precisely egute meta
     
THIS JUST D VOL1 WATCH OUT FOR VOL 2
olulu
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #10 on: March 20, 2008, 09:50 AM »

@  Lil_jaymz

that is ws cool,
check this out, freestyle version

wish i could lie down on the beach sand,
just browsing and flowin on nairaland,

wish i could hook up with d lady ifyalways,
but she might not want to do tins my way,

wish i could sit in d studio with my hommie lil_jaymz,
and all day create our chart topping jams,

wish i could kiss d lady rebellious,
but that is a proposition considered dangerous,

wish i could sing like 2face,
but am just a guy with a black face,

wish i had d fame and wealth of Styl Plus,
but i would also want to b as tall as six foot plus,

but am just me, olulu,
d guy that is not a zulu,

kissing is my game,
olulu is my name,

i have no shame,
because am too sure i will soon get d fame.


 Grin Grin Grin


 holla back, later man.

olulu
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban"
« #11 on: March 20, 2008, 11:59 AM »



this are sum of my earlier works



MY KIND OF LADY

I need a lady that will match my actions
With the necessary reaction
To ignite my passion
Without any limitation
Or hesitations
But with plenty of imagination
Taking me to another dimension
And giving me her total cooperation
With enough vibrations
And gyrations
When am giving her the injections
Through my insertions
So as to grant me that satisfaction
That is devoid of lamentations
But that will get me into celebration
With plenty of jubilation
I need a lady with the emotion of affection
And not of infatuation
But with the emotion
That will give me the inspiration
For all occasions
A lady with conversation
To fuel my determination
A lady with the right fusion of perfection
To give me the perfect relaxation from emotional frustrations
A lady with no complication
But with the mental composition
That gets my appreciation
And gives me sweet sensation
In short,
A lady with the right motivation
Wicked intention
And solid reputation
For an all night action










Lead me not into Temptation, i can find it myself


i love it when a lady does d inviting,
makes the offer enticing,

but how can we get intimate?
without physically gettin into it?   

i love your body to explore,
taking things nice and slow on the floor,   

you on top,
or me doing all the work,
just as much as there is no flop.   

but if things are strictly intellectual,
and might possibly not get sexual,

then lead me not into temptation,
for i know temptation's destination.   

But then,
how can i pass up on a lady's offer?
when your world if i might still conquer.

Thus,
bring it on lady,
i will try to keep things tidy.

Hmmm,
when temperatures starts rising,
and we can't sort out our feelings.

Blame me not,
if i eventually get u twisted in a nut.

 for when we get in too deep,
i might just let it rip.     

 Grin Grin Grin
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