I Smoked With An Orange Because I Have Amazing Boobs.

Here's how it works.

1) Pick the month you were born in

Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I jumped off a bridge with
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with


2) Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a porn star
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a Jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the Trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crack head
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a French fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - your grandma


3) Pick the color of the top your wearing now.

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the little people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Thanx!!!!

~Lawdy Lawdy    ~

~Lol i did !! I guess you didnt see the topic,check it out ^^^^^^^^!!

I stabbed santa claus because I love marijuana. So not true 

~Ookay for the benefit of those who need blinkers to read this

~ I Killed A Condom Because Am Beautiful!!~

~Dam I must be Rilly Beautiful to kill a condom,LMAO

I cuddled with an orange because thats how i roll God forbid oo

I cuddled with an orange because i have AMAZING boobs (yea, i could agree to that)

This is a nice one AKO, very nice! I'll be back tomorrow.

I killed a pickle because i'm sexy as hell,

lol, well it "IS" is a valid reason for killing anything or anybody

I ran shirtless with a ninja because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

I jumped off a bridge with YOUR MOM (mam) because I love marijuana

you're all goats - stupid goats for that matter.

I ran naked with your dealer because that's how I roll and I'm a pimp and you are jealous!

I jumped off a bridge with a jar of honey because I love marijuana

Lord hav mercy!

i needed a porn star, because am as sexy as hell!!!