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kola oloye (m)
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John, who was just returning from the village met his friend Martins, fighting with the wife
asked his friend `what was the cause of this trouble again?. Martins responded by telling
his friend that he had no idea at all.
John now asked his friends wife the same question,he was surprised that his friend does
not understand the meaning of NO from his wife. Martins has abandoned the wife for almost
2 months because the wife said NO to his desire one night.
John shook his head and started giving his friend some interpretations to female`s words.
FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
5 MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
LOUD SIGH : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
THAT`S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
WHATEVER : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
DON`T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
FOR GOD`S SAKE WHY CAN`T WOMEN YES BE YES & NO BE NO?
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tope_teadr (m)
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because they were made that way.
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kola oloye (m)
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Who made them that way,GOD OR MEN?
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ituen (m)
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Na money make woman like that oh
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Lohlarh (f)
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:ona wah o  |
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kola oloye (m)
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@ ituen,
i hope you are talking from experience because a lady once said that
all that women are (good or bad) are the handworks of men. I`m
praying that no woman will challenge you o.
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ben~jay (m)
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I believe its because d female brain dey trek when it comes to reasoning. Thats why them be like that.  |
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clemcykul
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na true sha women no dey ever think
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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na true sha women no dey ever think now this kind of stereotyping does the womenfolk no good, maybe some don't rationalise stuff as well as others, but that don't mean that you should generalise does it. now, assuming that you really a lady, would you categorise yourself as a nincompoop or a true certified dunce? |
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success123 (m)
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no, they wont, they will generalize u as the nincompoop, and i am glad u are not a man, because u are just a rotten turkey
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holythug (m)
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na true sha women no dey ever think
i think u r right  |
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clemcykul
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sucess why do u hate turky? turkey is very sweet o |
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success123 (m)
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i will think about it
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ituen (m)
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Clem,
his parents have promised him turkey since he was born on the condition that he passed his exams.
he has graduated from university and uptil now, he hasn't tasted a turkey before
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ben~jay (m)
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What a shame. |
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success123 (m)
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shame on u ben, have u forgotten that we use too sell chicken at mushin market, why must u allow me to say it out, now so many people are going to know about it and will start buying turkey for free.
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Benjis
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what kind of thinking is that, ?
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clemcykul
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*goes to bennie's stall to buy turkey* clem-good afternoon oga, how much for this turkey? ben-turkey cost o, this one na three niara fifty kobo clem-chei na so turkey cheap reach? ben- yes na this one na divorced turkey, and only am remain after the turkey genocide and moreover people no want am bcuz e get grammar virus and tumour of the tongue clem-okay just gimme make i feed my dogs |
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kola oloye (m)
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Oh my Gawd,where is mr turkey?
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clemcykul
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he is busy eluding  |
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elementus
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turkey is preparing for a beta come back |
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ituen (m)
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that last comback was gunpoint's fault
he shld be probed because he took our money for the hit contract on turkey
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ben~jay (m)
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@clemcykul I will pretend i didn't see that post.
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success123 (m)
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no , problem ben, but u wont be pretending when we slaughter mr turkey.
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gunpoint (m)
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that last comback was gunpoint's fault
he shld be probed because he took our money for the hit contract on turkey
@iteun i wil pretend like i didnt see ur post, Turkey(mr) is a VIP on this land, i'd appreciate if ya'll treated him thus As 4 d rest of u turkey meat lovers(clems & crew), ya'll gon eat that in hell(aftr i'v had all ya shot)!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  |
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ituen (m)
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gunpoitn
if u like dey learn how to get blind, i say its ur fault turkey is still alive
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success123 (m)
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gunpoint how are my sure that u don't have a poultry at ur backyard
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ben~jay (m)
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gunpoint how are my sure that u don't have a poultry at your backyard. @success123 Man feel free to use pidgin. No be force to speak english. |
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success123 (m)
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oma lakuje, oma gbokumuni ben.
you that ur vertebrae has dislocated telling me rubbish.
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tufe (m)
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. . . . idiot, how far?
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