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Resources (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #160 on: March 05, 2008, 03:18 PM »

I just want to stand in the gap betwwen AlmondJoy & Ujujoan This thing we are discusasing her need no fight, is just an opinion on what you want and what you hate, what suppose to be and what suppose not to be and lot more.
  Let me start to make both of you understand some things according to posters topic which says How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage, I hope if both of you could understant the literary meaning of this topic you don't need quarelling with each other.
   The poster is just given an advice you take it if yoy want and you leave if if you want and you can decide to ignore it is a choice too.

Please babes come on and stop quureling.
I know both of you are beautiful.


I will marry both of you
efuah (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #161 on: March 05, 2008, 03:21 PM »

hmmmmmmmm
almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #162 on: March 05, 2008, 03:29 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  This is prime time.  No comments for now! Lips sealed


Quote from: Resources on March 05, 2008, 03:18 PM

I just want to stand in the gap betwwen AlmondJoy & Ujujoan This thing we are discusasing her need no fight, is just an opinion on what you want and what you hate, what suppose to be and what suppose not to be and lot more.
  Let me start to make both of you understand some things according to posters topic which says How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage, I hope if both of you could understant the literary meaning of this topic you don't need quarelling with each other.
   The poster is just given an advice you take it if yoy want and you leave if if you want and you can decide to ignore it is a choice too.

Please babes come on and stop quureling.
I know both of you are beautiful.


I will marry both of you




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Ujujoan (f)
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« #117 on: Today at 10:45:37 AM » 

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I can see you are actually jobless!! I bet one of those three checks is from the prostitutes’ office.

Madam intelligent!! I wonder why you’ve refused to learn tact from a poor Nairalander whose only crime is to teach you a little sense.

The way you are accusing everybody of screwing pastors, its obvious it your area of specialty. Incase you desperately need something to do, you can go take a hike in the lagoon, that’s where you’ll find your likes


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Ujujoan (f)
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« #140 on: Today at 12:08:20 PM » 

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Beware Nairalanders, there’s a Rabid Dog on the loose by the name ‘AlmondJay’. She eats her shit for breakfast and takes crap for dinner. She also accomplished a very great mission in Nairaland – displaying herself as the jobless-no good-slut. Her followers are dried up retired prostitutes like herself. She displays her ‘intelligence’ by posting garbage she picked up from the ghetto. Rumour has it that she has a really wide vagina which she claims is from childbirth but we Nairalanders know better. And oh, did I mention she’s miserably unhappy in her ‘supposed’ marriage? Yea!! That’s why she’s busy ‘phocking’ around instead of tending to her husband and kids.


Quote from: almondjoy on Today at 11:06:45 AM
Ooooooooooooooooooooh! Baby Ujujoan.  Please where is the wedding invitation?  Have you been jilted again.  You will soon set a record on Nairaland. Most eligible Nairaland religious "phock and repent" spinster!

he he he he he he he!  I don close you matter you here.  Go and phock all you want without repenting. It won't kill you.  You are just doing the only thing you know how to do and you are so gooooooooooooooooooooood at it. The reason your lover jilted you, after dumpin' all that mileage on your filthy arse!

Next!  I say!


I can see you are obsessed with me any my upcoming wedding, get a hold of yourself girl, if you are good, I just might send you that invitation.
 




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« #134 on: Today at 11:35:03 AM » 

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Quote from: almondjoy on Today at 11:31:28 AM
Which new topic.  Seat here and gossip!  Let me thrash that your PID infected uterus full of abortion scars!  Ashewo dustbin!!!!

Are you tired I say!  BLOCK HEAD!!!!!


Forget abortion and prostitution. Where's the YIM convo? Yes I'm tired of the 'old' topic. I'm very interested in this new one by you. Please, let's discuss it. Don't 'shame' away. You bloody animal. I hate lies so, please I begging for the 

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« #154 on: Today at 01:19:52 PM » 

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The funny thing is that, the poster didn't even say we should stop. He freaking wanted to tell us how we can stop premarital sex (from the biblical point of view) and still enjoy our relationship till marriage. Only for this dirt of AJ to turn it into a "phockers" club. Who cares how much you f*uck? Save the details for your sorry self. You're married so u can f*uck as much as u want but allow those who are not practice what is right but wrong in your world. Bloody looser of a mother.

Reason before you post. Don't be voracious with words/replies. You don't have to prove anything to us. We already know you as AJ, what else d'u want? You want my "unintelligent bitch" title? OK! have it as long as you don't give up your life while craving for it.

Even those weh get mouth for Nairaland deh do am with style and class. The humour sef you go trip.

Keep barking. I see you've gone to get some rest. You need it after staying up all night replying me. Animal. What else are you good at?





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« #136 on: Today at 11:39:43 AM » 

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Quote from: almondjoy on Today at 11:31:28 AM
At least I have posted ma pics and family pics here.  You cannot even boast of a phocking potted plant to call your own.  You lonely, miserable spiritual harlot!


Good for you. I'm sure that's all you've managed to achieve in your sorry life. Don't worry about me. Fix your head.

You think shouting about means you're sane? You got it all wrong. Keep ranting. The more you misyarn the more I step on your carotids.

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« #147 on: Today at 12:27:10 PM » 

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PLease stop the Ranting!!!!!

@almondjoy
i understand your position but which one consain u with the hypocrites???
leave them alone
david slept with Uriah's wife and she became pregnant. he put her husband in d frontline so he'd be killled. david wore sack cloth and repented of his sins,  and God forgave him
God refers to david as "a man after his heart"   David wasn't perfect!
so there's nothing wrong in falling and repenting;its just a step towards perfection just like David

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« #137 on: Today at 11:41:18 AM » 

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@Almondjoy.

I was really impressed with the first response you posted on this thread.But now I must say I am a bit disturbed.I always say God's greatest gift to mankind the gift of freewill,and so we are all entitled to ours,don't you think so?I am disturbed because you say you have kids(4),I wonder what any of them would think if they see any of your numerous scathing posts replete with all known (and unknown )swear words .I think parents are supposed to teach children how to deal with issues and not persons and in a civil way.And as the saying goes,'you cannot give what you don't have'

Its just an observation from a 'new' member of Nairaland


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Chigotex (f)
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« #150 on: Today at 01:01:56 PM » 

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 @Poster's post is not bad at all. It only admonishes us on what we can do to help ourselves out of this sweet devil that is capable of robbing us God's Kingdom.

AJ, I just want to drop this for u: There er those who really want to please God but because of the weak body they keep falling. But if one falls and gets up, there is hope. But the tragedy is when u fall and remain at the pit claiming its right.

May God have mercy on us all. Amen

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« #156 on: Today at 01:34:47 PM » 

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BREAKING NEWS!!!
oh! sorry, the war between AJ and everybody tears nairalanders apart


"WE THE PEOPLE" VS. . . . . AJ.

Home work for tonight!  This is prime time Nairaland.  Time to have some fun first! Lips sealed
 

D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #163 on: March 05, 2008, 03:32 PM »

I think PLC needs to be cured of his obsession. Perhaps one of you can pray for his tormented soul?

PLC
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #164 on: March 05, 2008, 03:39 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 05, 2008, 03:32 PM
I think PLC needs to be cured of his obsession. Perhaps one of you can pray for his tormented soul?



Shaarup there!  Pickin wey say him mama no go sleep – him too no go sleep.  Ashawo like you. smelling  Prostitute – Imbecile.
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #165 on: March 05, 2008, 03:43 PM »

*yawns*

How about sending some missles that arent redundant. All you've been saying is "ashewo this, ashewo that". You're boring me

Try again.
Resources (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #166 on: March 05, 2008, 03:43 PM »

Almpndjoy
I will fight you oooo
Y yabing again, enough of that.
PLC
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #167 on: March 05, 2008, 03:46 PM »

@ D-reloaded,

Your tout father dey mess him kolo ashewo wife wey come born another ashewo D-reloaded. Cheesy  PLC the silly clown know say your mama pussy dey smell, your own dey smell and magot dey dance Awilo for your Papa prick. Cheesy
almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #168 on: March 05, 2008, 03:47 PM »

Quote from: Resources on March 05, 2008, 03:43 PM
Almpndjoy
I will fight you oooo
Y yabing again, enough of that.

I just dey arrange some things no comment I promise! Grin
efuah (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #169 on: March 05, 2008, 03:56 PM »

chai!!! Grin
almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #170 on: March 05, 2008, 03:58 PM »

Quote from: efuah on March 05, 2008, 03:56 PM
chai!!! Grin

It is not what you think! Grin
efuah (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #171 on: March 05, 2008, 04:00 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy on March 05, 2008, 03:58 PM
It is not what you think! Grin
What do u think am thinking? Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #172 on: March 05, 2008, 04:01 PM »

Still boring
almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #173 on: March 05, 2008, 04:02 PM »

Quote from: efuah on March 05, 2008, 04:00 PM
What do u think am thinking? Grin

Nothing at all.  Just keep smiling. Grin
PLC
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #174 on: March 05, 2008, 04:08 PM »

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Just watch ugly D-reloaded displaying the milk industry on her chest.

If you doubt say no be you be that – pull off and snap, then show us make we see. Cheesy


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kola oloye (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #175 on: March 05, 2008, 04:09 PM »

YOU PPLE ARE TOO MUCH FOR ALL THESE NOW. NA BEG I BEG ALL OF YOU
WHO DEY VEX PLEEEEEEEEEASE LET THIS THREAD REGAIN ITS PURPOSE.

IF YOU PEOPLE MUST CONTINUE,KINDLY CREATE ANOTHER THREAD FOR IT.
THEN YOU CAN INVITE THE REFREES, COMMENTATORS AND SPECTATORS.
                                         THANK YOU.
thresa8 (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #176 on: March 05, 2008, 04:09 PM »

lol. Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #177 on: March 05, 2008, 04:10 PM »

Is that all?

Gorgeous l'omo  Kiss
PLC
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #178 on: March 05, 2008, 04:15 PM »

If you want me to stop just curse my silly ass back.  Mugu like you! Cheesy
efuah (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #179 on: March 05, 2008, 04:20 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy on March 05, 2008, 04:02 PM
Nothing at all. Just keep smiling. Grin
Ok ma Smiley
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #180 on: March 05, 2008, 04:23 PM »

stop what? You're an omo ale if you do. Actually you've been an omo ale from day 1, so it doesnt even matter.

Still lacking creativity, I must say. I guess this is a prime example of the 85% unemployment rate in Nigeria. Dont worry, we understand your frustrations, it will get better. Elebi  Grin
PLC
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #181 on: March 05, 2008, 04:26 PM »

Ok, I will stop for now but I'm not happy seeing that milk industry on your chest.  So, how can you liquidate the milk industry?  I pity you because I'm a born again Christian.   Cheesy Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #182 on: March 05, 2008, 04:29 PM »

Cowards are so boring.
efuah (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #183 on: March 05, 2008, 04:32 PM »

Dee, must u always reply? Undecided
PLC
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #184 on: March 05, 2008, 04:34 PM »

I will come back - let me hustle a little.  You know we hustle in Sweden.  I'm quite comfortable any day, any time and I visit Nigeria every month.  Forget unemployment! Cheesy  Mugu, I dey come. Cheesy
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #185 on: March 05, 2008, 04:42 PM »

Lmao so because the moron found some clueless white woman to smuggle his ass to sweden, he's feeling all happy with himself. alabajo

efuah, I suppose you're right but the dude is such a painful dork and it's kind of obvious he's in dire need of attention, MY attention since he has a crush and like any retard, doesnt know how to put it into words, It's almost cute really.

 Embarrassed <------ blushing. Awww
Reacher
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #186 on: March 05, 2008, 04:48 PM »

To Olulu,

 AIDS is man made from the west and they have used that as a biological weapon to exterminate Africans. They have done so by injecting our Men, women and babies under the pretext that they are carrying out vaccination. That is why the disease can spread through having sex because what it does is the HIV Virus kills the white blood cells that protects our immune system, leaving us extremely vunerable to the slightest bout of cold, headaches fever etc, 

Haven't you heard of Depopulation of the world? that is exactly what is going on in the whole of society today. It might sound far fetch but this is the true reality on what is going on and because a lot of the world is completely ignorant to reality, the Western World has taken this opportunity to create deception among us all, especially in Africa.

Look at South Africa for example,  All the Blacks are in danger of becoming extinct because of AIDS but the Whites are not infected because they are protected from it. Another thing,  there is a cure for AIDS but the WESTERN WORLD will not admitt it. In london there are people living with the virus but are being cured because as i said,  AIDS is man made, Made in the Scientific Laboratorys as a Biological weapon.

Think about what i've said ,  Remember there is a bloody war on terrorism going on around the world and the Western World is at the Heart of the whole Chaos and Mayhem. Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed

almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #187 on: March 05, 2008, 05:01 PM »

Quote from: efuah on March 05, 2008, 04:32 PM
Dee, must u always reply? Undecided
Believe me, it is easier written than thought! Kiss
efuah (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #188 on: March 05, 2008, 05:08 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy on March 05, 2008, 05:01 PM
Believe me, it is easier written than thought! Kiss
madam "spokesperson". . .  Grin i have to pick ya boy from sch. . . byeeeeeee Kiss
mellow (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #189 on: March 05, 2008, 05:09 PM »

i THINK IF WE HAVE THREE MORE GIRLS/LADIES ON THIS LAND, IT

WILL BE A BETTER PLACE TO RELAX AND HAVE FUN
Ujujoan (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #190 on: March 05, 2008, 05:37 PM »

Whats up AlmondJay? Tired? Or u’ve run out of swear words, c’mon, go dig deeper in your slum, u’ll definitely find more. What happened to the ‘bring it on,  bla… bla…. bla’ you were spiting out sometime ago. Ewu!!! abeg go to a quiet place and hang yourself jooo, let the likes of us have peace. hisssssssssssses Tongue
almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #191 on: March 05, 2008, 05:39 PM »

Yes!  Go and phock like I am doing! Kiss  We have nothing to offer each other anymore since we have proven that we are both whores.  Bye! Kiss
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