How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage

LMAO. . Cowards on rampage 


You? Wow! Been ages man! How've you been?

Rofl. . .Tiffy, you must have hit the vagus. 

PLC, that's alright. 

You haven't changed 

Don't worry I'm back to make you happy again.

CHEI!!!! almondjoy
na so so ten ten Naira i dey see for ground o!! na so so poor people come yua wedding??
i go report you to soludo na na!

let me use my microscope 

Do we look like we need the money?  Those na for the househelps to pick. We had a fully furnished home and 2 cars for starters as gifts. The real bundles of money done waka tey tey.  All that na for show to make pictures.  Don't you trust me?  Don't joke with me please. I say everything get level. Tell your spinster friends to catch men first before we talk wedding. That one for ground na for area sons and daughters so they do not come and burgle you at night after the wedding.  Honey moon in Jamaica!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Who dey pick money from ground?

Pre-marital sex can only bring you blessing if you do it with a clean heart not with a hypocritical one,  Make una learn. Awon holy holy!!!!   Phock with a clean heart.

BONAFIDE AND SANCTIFIED!

_{Chai!  This man don come back from grocery store.  I am supposed to be sleeping so he can cook the okro soup.}

Abeg make a dey go pretend say a dey sleep. . . . . .we are both off for some marathon phocking all day today.

Thank you ma darlings.

I am not proving anything. Where is your sense of humor?  I am just having a good time as freely as I can express maself on Nairaland. I just wannno teach these fake born-agains, that the bible they are reading is upside down! They need to stop all that garbage--can only lead to more frustrations.  Nothing to prove at all. Entertaining maself on ma Nairaland playground. Those that like to download and upload should feel free. Anything I post on Nairaland is accessible to all. Proud of all my pictures anyday! You can't intimidate me with that or anything in this world for that matter. You guys can publish them in city people for all a care!   No shaking. . . . nothing deeey kpa!

Have a good day all.  I got some serious phocking to do.  Wish me luck. . . . .this man is very hungry!

This is the news @ 4:06
em em em em, the highlights

Our able corrrespondent Holythug on ground have confirmed what really happened @ almondjoy's wedding ,
No love lost between AJ and nairaland spinsters,
Nairaland spinsters adviced to catch men first before talking about wedding,
Demand for ten naira Electron Microscopes hightens tension in Nairaland,

Now the Details,

AJ shioooooooooooooooo, you na uniben babe,  Me a bi engineering for life, UNIBEN fa EVA

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE PEACE ONCE AGAIN.
         This is what i call MATURITY.

                   chai, this is gething sweeter
                            go go on,
                           more plsssssssssssssss
                         keep it coming u fuckerffelas

Hmmmmmm

woman, I don't know whom you are but whatever thing you are. You are really a disgrace to womanhood.

If you are type are the only ones in this life , I can bet one of my sons that all bachelors will prefer to be celibate to having your type as a wife.

*spits out and shrugged*

I'm going to go 'phock' my boyfriend tomorrow.

can't wait, 

not married, don't even want to get married.

@almondjoy, you made me laugh so much. I'm so sick of all the sanctimonious pricks on this board

I get the gist. No names mentioned but we all know who we're talking to.  I wonder why 

Anyway, about using multiple IDs? I already explained why but your stupidity wouldn't let you reason properly.

My age is constant and if you want to know then ask. You think marriage is everything? Among all the married women on Nairaland you're the worst. In fact, none is even close to what you are. You claim you're "happily married and loving every bit of it" but all I see is a frustrated woman.Which happy woman behaves like you? I'm yet to meet your twin. Frustrated pig.

I've told you not to worry about me and marriage. We singles are looking up to the married ones but ummseems there's no hope at all 

Just because I spoke up for a few people means I'm born again, f*cking and repenting? You must be very stupid seriously. If you were sensible enough you would have just whisked your foolishness to another thread if this one didn't go down your system well.
If you don't believe in the Bible then that's your own palm of slap. Allow those who believe in it practice what they believe in. Must everyone agree with you? I will never if you're not making sense to me. I don't care about others who can't tell you to your face.

Btw, I'm still waiting for my YIM convo. Who doesn't play on Nairaland? whatever happened to the sense of humour you preach everyday.
I pray one guy from Nairaland will just testify to your accusations. I promise to leave this land for you. Bloody animal. If what I do with Osegwu on Nairaland justifies your accusations then you must be realy daft to say the least. Grow up woman!!! You such a disgrace.

The last thing I'll do is to bring my family into Nairaland just because I have to prove a point to faceless people. Is that how low you can go? I really wonder how u react in real life. I would never want to know your type

Who takes Nairaland so serious but you? Continue. Like I said, that's the only thing that makes you happy and of course you don't pay a dime for it.

As for me in Nairaland, I deh big time! If I get banned=new ID otherwise, I'll be cruising with "Radiant". What about you? Are you using your old ID? Just as guilty as I am but I understand it's Seun's making. QUIT BEING STUPID. It doesn't pay.

Now, go cook for your family and stop flipping burgers for them. 

People need to stop boasting about their marriages and relationships.  You don't know tomorrow.  Yorubas say when your yam is cooked you cover it when you are eating it. 
Radiant take no notice.  But is that your baby?  Shes cute!!!