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Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #352 on: March 06, 2008, 08:44 PM »

@Sly

as if there are tall people in Togo  Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #353 on: March 06, 2008, 08:46 PM »

Quote from: ®~^Sly^~® on March 06, 2008, 08:42 PM
Midget kini? so r u trying to tell me that David is a *coughs* Midget Cheesy

Bro is that true? Huh

NO!  Shocked Shocked
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #354 on: March 06, 2008, 08:47 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on March 06, 2008, 08:43 PM
shut up 4him, my mama is ijebu what do you know Mr.Collins  Grin

What part of ijebu you this bush girl?
Our people don't have that cover your yam eat with your toes proverb.
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #355 on: March 06, 2008, 08:47 PM »

I'm not a "swallow" person but now we're talking akpu I miss my dear grandma
stillwater (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #356 on: March 06, 2008, 08:49 PM »

What's wrong in being a midget? Be proud of yourself, bro Grin Cheesy
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #357 on: March 06, 2008, 08:51 PM »

Quote from: nwando on March 06, 2008, 08:47 PM
I'm not a "swallow" person but now we're talking akpu I miss my dear grandma

Tell me, akpu is garri with palmoil right?
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #358 on: March 06, 2008, 08:51 PM »

4HIM you cannot know all proverbs, if i said it to you in yoruba you would get it.  But i can't can I?

leave me alone jo before i bite you!!! Grin <<<< see my teeth
Busta (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #359 on: March 06, 2008, 08:53 PM »

wondas shall never end on Nairaland
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #360 on: March 06, 2008, 08:54 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on March 06, 2008, 08:51 PM
4HIM you cannot know all proverbs, if i said it to you in yoruba you would get it.  But i can't can I?

leave me alone jo before i bite you!!! Grin <<<< see my teeth

Is that another proverb? I can't see your teeth through your lips.  
Oya say it in yoruba i'll try and decode it.
The Sly
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #361 on: March 06, 2008, 08:56 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 08:46 PM
NO!  Shocked Shocked

Ermmmmm. . . . . .i tot as much. . . but that ""NO'' is fishy. . .  Cheesy

Quote from: Radiant on March 06, 2008, 08:44 PM
@Sly
as if there are tall people in Togo  Grin

Yes alot of them only that the ratio is a bit ermmm ermmm . . whatevermidgets are also people remember Tongue Tongue
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #362 on: March 06, 2008, 08:57 PM »

How wont it be fishy

Denial na.
debosky (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #363 on: March 06, 2008, 08:57 PM »

Mr Collinsfowl yansh don open!  Grin Grin

I don dey suspect tey tey say you resemble Charles Taylor, them don confirm your Lliberianity now  Cheesy

LadyT have you used close up todaythose teeth resemble mallam own, wey don dey chop gworo for the past 30 years  Grin Grin

I heard James Peter (naija boxing champion) eats akpu daily to keep his muscles hard, so Mr. Collins try that one to reduce your pot belly.  Tongue Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #364 on: March 06, 2008, 09:00 PM »

*sings the asiri nla theme song*
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #365 on: March 06, 2008, 09:00 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 08:51 PM
Tell me, akpu is garri with palmoil right?


noooooooooo
that one is Igbo garri
akpu is smooth,silky and smelly
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #366 on: March 06, 2008, 09:01 PM »

don't talk about my lush lips worlds best kisser.


Debo me abi, *snaps fingers?*

Grin Grin Grin Grin
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #367 on: March 06, 2008, 09:03 PM »

biko TOH you seem to know David well well
post picture let's measure him together
if it's  a wedding picture,the better Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #368 on: March 06, 2008, 09:03 PM »

Quote from: debosky on March 06, 2008, 08:57 PM
Mr Collinsfowl yansh don open! Grin Grin

I don dey suspect tey tey say you resemble Charles Taylor, them don confirm your Lliberianity now Cheesy

LadyT have you used close up todaythose teeth resemble mallam own, wey don dey chop gworo for the past 30 years Grin Grin

I heard James Peter (naija boxing champion) eats akpu daily to keep his muscles hard, so Mr. Collins try that one to reduce your pot belly. Tongue Grin

I know say u sef go show up . . . yeye osun flirt. Wetin you know?  Grin

@ sly . . . i wont even bother to defend myself again o jare. The people peddling the "midget" story about . . . make i no just open my mouth . . . God dey.  Grin

eh wait . . . Adebayor is from Togo.  Cheesy He's a gunner . . . end of story.
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #369 on: March 06, 2008, 09:05 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on March 06, 2008, 09:01 PM
don't talk about my lush lips worlds best kisser.

you can't make such a claim without proof.  Wink you know what to do.

Quote from: nwando on March 06, 2008, 09:00 PM
noooooooooo
that one is Igbo garri
akpu is smooth,silky and smelly

ah i think its yoruba lafun. I know it . . . smelliest food i ever ate.

nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #370 on: March 06, 2008, 09:08 PM »

See how this simple thread don dey metamorphose.
we've gone from larva stage into pupa
I love nairaland
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #371 on: March 06, 2008, 09:09 PM »

osisi, all this was told to me by his wife toyinrayo  Grin

apparently every morning she has to postrate on the floor to give him a kiss
The Sly
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #372 on: March 06, 2008, 09:11 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 09:03 PM
I know say u sef go show up . . . yeye osun flirt. Wetin you know?  Grin

@ sly . . . i wont even bother to defend myself again o jare. The people peddling the "midget" story about . . . make i no just open my mouth . . . God dey.  Grin

eh wait . . . Adebayor is from Togo.  Cheesy He's a gunner . . . end of story.

Don't mind them, they are just jealous. . .  Cheesy Adebayor is from togo, David is from togo and Me myself and i. . is also from togo
What a perfect combo. .  Cheesy

God dey bro  Cheesy

Always remember that ''though I walk through the valley of the shadow of these ''jealous women'', I will fear no evil: For thou art with me''  Cheesy
Busta (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #373 on: March 06, 2008, 09:12 PM »

Quote from: nwando on March 06, 2008, 09:08 PM
See how this simple thread don dey metamorphose.
we've gone from larva stage into pupa
I love nairaland

I don't think this one will ever reach adult . . prolly return to start at Egg.
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #374 on: March 06, 2008, 09:12 PM »

LMAO@D-reloaded wicked girl!!!!!!!!!!!
Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #375 on: March 06, 2008, 09:14 PM »

Tiffy !!!  Cheesy

Mr Collins, don't mind them  Grin
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #376 on: March 06, 2008, 09:14 PM »

4HIM PLUCKER UP I WANT TO SLAP YOU ONE, 
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #377 on: March 06, 2008, 09:16 PM »

Sly this your abnormal love for this Togolese Aki is making me uneasy
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #378 on: March 06, 2008, 09:18 PM »

Quote from: ®~^Sly^~® on March 06, 2008, 09:11 PM
Always remember that ''though I walk through the valley of the shadow of these ''jealous women'', I will fear no evil: For thou art with me'' Cheesy

Bros na myself i blame.  Tongue
Na me give these bush girls chance.

Quote from: LadyT on March 06, 2008, 09:14 PM
4HIM PLUCKER UP I WANT TO SLAP YOU ONE,

A kiss and a peck are not the same thing. Get some air first, u'll need it.  Wink

Quote from: Radiant on March 06, 2008, 09:14 PM
Tiffy !!! Cheesy

Mr Collins, don't mind them Grin

I am coming back with my own shot. Operation "no mercy".
debosky (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #379 on: March 06, 2008, 09:19 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on March 06, 2008, 09:01 PM
don't talk about my lush lips worlds best kisser.

Debo me abi, *snaps fingers?*

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

I can attest to that!  Tongue I just had to avoid looking at the teeth, if not show don finish  Grin Grin

Mr. Collins no try divert attentionshey you heard of 'Ghana must go' wey our papa do, na 'Liberia must go' we go do for you  Grin Grin

akpu is NOT lafun oh, abeg no mistake amthe scientific test of akpu's readiness is that you throw it against the wall and it bounces back to you  Cheesy

my Igbo peepul dey try sha.
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #380 on: March 06, 2008, 09:21 PM »

Quote from: debosky on March 06, 2008, 09:19 PM
Mr. Collins no try divert attentionshey you heard of 'Ghana must go' wey our papa do, na 'Liberia must go' we go do for you Grin Grin

i dey kampe.  Grin
Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #381 on: March 06, 2008, 09:22 PM »

Rofl. . Debo, u craze  Grin

Mr Collins, my hand no deh o  Grin
The Sly
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #382 on: March 06, 2008, 09:23 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 09:16 PM
Sly this your abnormal love for this Togolese Aki is making me uneasy
  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue if he is aki then im pawpaw. . .  Cheesy

David is sooooo fly. .  Tongue y'all are just jealous, u better tell him wuz up now. . .  Tongue

Lady T

All your hating is only fueling his fire. . . . .  keep it up Tongue Tongue

Togolese 4 eva Cool Tongue Cool
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #383 on: March 06, 2008, 09:24 PM »

Gay marriage is legal in "Kent" isnt it?  Grin
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