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Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #416 on: March 06, 2008, 10:16 PM »

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 10:13 PM
JT, you don come here again?  Grin
After eating Akpu, you come here to belch and claim to be well fed? No wonder you have problems with onions . . . bush man.

David!! Shocked Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #417 on: March 06, 2008, 10:27 PM »

whose game did you spoil? Psycho no wonder they were trying to force lesbanism on us, think I don't know what's between YOU and David. Awon double dipper oshi.  Tongue

Abeg, you and Mr Collins should return back to your country World Cup 2010 is in South Africa, leave us alone! E jo. we beg of you. Claimers!

Lmao @ 4Play, who dash am Phil Collins? Correct man like that  Grin
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #418 on: March 06, 2008, 10:36 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 10:27 PM
Lmao @ 4Play, who dash am Phil Collins?

You no see all those Phil Collins Youtube links he was putting up in that his music collection thread?  Grin He was sending subliminal messages that there is more to his name as Mr Collins.

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 10:13 PM
JT, you don come here again?  Grin
After eating Akpu, you come here to belch and claim to be well fed? No wonder you have problems with onions . . . bush man.

If an Akpu man belches,imagine what happens when an Onion man is belching. They had to close down the NY subway because people thought there was a chemical weapons attack just because of the presence of Mr Collins. Person just cut up onions dey chop like that. . . . . . if he want to be 'inventive',he adds a little palm oil on the onions  Grin
Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #419 on: March 06, 2008, 10:38 PM »

Yukk. .  Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #420 on: March 06, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 10:36 PM
. They had to close down the NY subway because people thought there was a chemical weapons attack just because of the presence of Mr Collins.

Alabajo! No wonder my train was 65 mins late on Tuesday!

when they made the announcement,  my first thought was it must be a certain half Togolese gnome. tsk
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #421 on: March 06, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 10:36 PM
If an Akpu man belches,imagine what happens when an Onion man is belching. They had to close down the NY subway because people thought there was a chemical weapons attack just because of the presence of Mr Collins. Person just cut up onions dey chop like that. . . . . . if he want to be 'inventive',he adds a little palm oil on the onions Grin

how did you know?  Grin
JT i don't blame you, it is people like you who think only a goat should eat onions.
Yeye anuofia!  Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #422 on: March 06, 2008, 10:41 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 10:36 PM
You no see all those Phil Collins Youtube links he was putting up in that his music collection thread? Grin He was sending subliminal messages that there is more to his name as Mr Collins.

Na so the thread pain you?  Cheesy Dont worry, just grab your own thread and put up your village songs there.
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #423 on: March 06, 2008, 10:47 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 10:39 PM
Alabajo! No wonder my train was 65 mins late on Tuesday!
when they made the announcement,  my first thought was it must be a certain half Togolese gnome. tsk
It was all over the news:
[url=http://www.nytimes, com./collinsbelchesagain/234]www.nytimes.com/collinsbelchesagain/234]
Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 10:41 PM
Na so the thread pain you?  Cheesy Dont worry, just grab your own thread and put up your village songs there.

Better village songs than Abba!How can someone in 2008AD be putting ABBA as one of his favorite musical groups? Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #424 on: March 06, 2008, 10:50 PM »

Lol you are talking about time line and not the fact that I don't know any straighht man that would admit to listen to Abba

Dancing Queen. How fitting  Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #425 on: March 06, 2008, 10:50 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 10:47 PM
Better village songs than Abba!How can someone in 2008AD be putting ABBA as one of his favorite musical groups? Grin

No be only tongue dey worry you, do you also need glasses too? Where did i put ABBA as my favorite musical group?

don't worry the Enugu dance troupe will be around here soon.  Grin
Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #426 on: March 06, 2008, 10:51 PM »

Rofl. . .

4Him, is it Atilogu?  Grin Grin Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #427 on: March 06, 2008, 10:56 PM »

Quote from: Radiant on March 06, 2008, 10:51 PM
Rofl. . .

4Him, is it Atilogu? Grin Grin Grin

those ones are too advanced for JT, students from Amanze High school will be here soon.
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #428 on: March 06, 2008, 10:57 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 10:50 PM
Lol you are talking about time line and not the fact that I don't know any straighht man that would admit to listen to Abba
Dancing Queen. How fitting  Grin

im go put on the abba music,dey do breakdancing and splits on the floor.The dancing no relate to the music  Grin All in an effort to be hip.  Grin Neighbors had to call the cops on him at one point.

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 10:50 PM
No be only tongue dey worry you, do you also need glasses too? Where did i put ABBA as my favorite musical group?
don't worry the Enugu dance troupe will be around here soon.  Grin

After you don modify am finish.  Grin
stillwater (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #429 on: March 06, 2008, 10:59 PM »

lmao Grin Grin Grin
Radiant (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #430 on: March 06, 2008, 11:02 PM »

4Him, u're insane  Grin

9t 9t guys. I have an early one tmrw. Take care  Wink Kiss
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #431 on: March 06, 2008, 11:02 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 10:57 PM
im go put on the abba music,dey do breakdancing and splits on the floor.The dancing no relate to the music Grin All in an effort to be hip. Grin Neighbors had to call the cops on him at one point.

Ah you're describing the latest incident when you tried to do the moon walk and ended up in hospital with a broken nose?
Pele . . . too much akpu na im dey cause all this brain freeze. Ndo hmm  Grin i will come and apply some robb on your eyes.

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 10:57 PM
After you don modify am finish. Grin

Instead of you to honorably take your seat on the high table for liars.  Cheesy

Quote from: Radiant on March 06, 2008, 11:02 PM
4Him, u're insane Grin

9t 9t guys. I have an early one tmrw. Take care Wink Kiss

gnite jare better woman.  Wink
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #432 on: March 06, 2008, 11:05 PM »

g[night love  Kiss
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #433 on: March 06, 2008, 11:10 PM »

Make islander no see that "Robb" comment.I no dey o  Grin

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 11:05 PM
g[night love  Kiss

This bring to mind this:  Tongue  http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-117630.0.html




 
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #434 on: March 06, 2008, 11:12 PM »

4Play then what exactly do you have to say about the blatant LOVE between Sly & Collins  Tongue
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #435 on: March 06, 2008, 11:13 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 11:12 PM
4Play then what exactly do you have to say about the blatant LOVE between Sly & Collins Tongue

At least Sly is a fine boy.  Grin
Rather him than the many hags hanging around here.
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #436 on: March 06, 2008, 11:17 PM »

Sly The Iraqi Dude? The guy dey breakdance to Abba too?   Grin

Make we deal with your goodnight kisses first.You never explain your longer ring finger vis-a-vis your index finger ratio  Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #437 on: March 06, 2008, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 11:17 PM
Sly The Iraqi Dude? The guy dey breakdance to Abba too? Grin

just leave sly out of this.  Grin That guy will trounce many so-called chics when it comes to the "fine" department.
Still got robb in your eyes?  Cheesy
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #438 on: March 06, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Robb in my eyes?When people spend all day peeling onions for supper,they will become experts on "watery" eyes  Grin
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #439 on: March 06, 2008, 11:44 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 06, 2008, 11:10 PM
Make islander no see that "Robb" comment.I no dey o Grin

This bring to mind this: Tongue http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-117630.0.html




 

I have deliberately decided to stay away from NFGMA, Nairaland Fellowship of Gay Men Association, Yet for some strange reason, faggots seem to have an obsession with me.

FYI, I am homophobic and would very much appreciate it if I am not mentioned. Fuckards.

The males on Nairaland, those who are 101% all male, are the ONLY ones entitled to mention my name.  The rest of you gossip-hopping assholes, let me be,

Chacal I will leave them to you,
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #440 on: March 07, 2008, 12:02 AM »

@ Islander,

Please. . . . .
Don't leave em flaming faggots in ma care. . . . .I am 500% homophobic( i can't stand their guts). Grin Grin Grin

Seriously, you are fast becoming a top celeb in the land.
It doesn't even matter if u are online/offline. . . . .these asswipes will still make reference to your person.
Blimey, everytime u want to stay out------they keep pulling u IN.

Enjoy the ride with the jobless lots. . . . . .the most annoying thing is the gibbon/chimp that buzz around em.
Only God knows whether those spastic tarts are shagging each other as well. . . . . .
Nairaland is the H-bomb!!!!!
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #441 on: March 07, 2008, 12:08 AM »

@Chacal,
See me see trouble o.  And the sad thing is that the "followers" will all come here and brand Islander the trouble maker, as if I freaking care,

I am waiting on them all to come and "gang-up" like they do,

SInce they pulled me in, then IN I am, for real,
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #442 on: March 07, 2008, 12:10 AM »

WW3 don start, play nice children
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #443 on: March 07, 2008, 12:12 AM »

@ Islander,

You are a selfish pitbull. . . .
All these FLESH-N-BONE for yourself alone. . . . . .Pity Jackal now.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, is it because i roam in the wild(wild west)?
I need an invite ASAP . . . . . .Can i join IN?

@ LadyT,

Just get a Kevlar vest or stand aloof. . . . .
I don't want innocent souls to get caught in the cross-fire.
Jackal won't be held responsible for anyone's untimely death. . . . . .
All frail hearts should lock their doors and close their windows.
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #444 on: March 07, 2008, 12:12 AM »

That would mean Islander is a fag hag.  Grin Especially since she used to have a crush on Mr Collins,remember Les?  Tongue   Grin

In a few months time,the mendicant Chacal will also become a faggot.  Grin Can't wait  Grin
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #445 on: March 07, 2008, 12:14 AM »

Chacal behave yourself,

4Play I am going to smack hell out of you (my mother used to say that, )
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #446 on: March 07, 2008, 12:16 AM »

@ 4play,

Were u there or just a hearsay?
Les crush on Mr Collins? I refuse to believe that. . . . .
The size of Mr Collin's head is a turn-off, unless of course u are I-man.
Besides, Mr Collins has to be bi-sexual to swing both ways. . . . Recent investigations proved otherwise. Grin Cheesy

Errrrrrrrrrm, who is Mr. Collins? Wink Wink Wink

@ LadyT,

Behave maself?  I will TRY. . . . .
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #447 on: March 07, 2008, 12:20 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 07, 2008, 12:12 AM
That would mean Islander is a fag hag. Grin Especially since she used to have a crush on Mr Collins,remember Les? Tongue Grin In a few months time,the mendicant Chacal will also become a faggot. Grin Can't wait Grin
I see the sperms you take up your ass are now affecting your brain.  Have crush on who?  I suggest you get your facts straight before you come here and make a fool of your "black" ass,


I had a crush on who?  Below is one excerpt from my hi5, Now who had crush on whom? pul ease don't let me even go that road, since he didnt trouble me,

So Thomas, is it because, I supposedly had a crush on "mr. Collins" why you are all over Nairaland bleating?  Get over it, YOu nasty buller,

. . . . a
 David says:Posted Jul 6, 2007 11:20 PMtouch not my annointed and do my dearie no harm( This was on my hi 5)
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Chacol is indeed causing you guys sleepless nights? LOL, No listen Ru Paul, He's ALL MANLY in every sense of the word,


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