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debosky (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #448 on: March 07, 2008, 12:25 AM »

Le Chac this must be an interesting conundrum for you:

Do you stick by your long time Scumbuddie 4play, or do you stand by your hoochie mama?  Undecided Grin Grin Grin

Decisions, Decisions.  Cheesy

@ LadyT

are you wearing your micro mini for our appearance on Springer? *less to tear off when the action begins  Tongue*
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #449 on: March 07, 2008, 12:25 AM »

@Chacal

She didn't see that head when she was emailing pics to show how supposedly good looking Mr Collins is. Talking about how  such a wonderful,sweet and lovely guy he is.What is it about scorned women?   

Later,PowerMyke became a faggot too.After that crush went nowhere  Grin

You are the next faggot in the list.Make the best of it now while you can  Grin 
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #450 on: March 07, 2008, 12:30 AM »

Quote from: debosky on March 07, 2008, 12:25 AM
Le Chac this must be an interesting conundrum for you:

Do you stick by your long time Scumbuddie 4play, or do you stand by your hoochie mama?  Undecided Grin Grin Grin

Decisions, Decisions.  Cheesy

We Mancs are a forgiving lot.Besides,at some point in the future he will be at the receiving end.  Grin

Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #451 on: March 07, 2008, 12:31 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 07, 2008, 12:25 AM
@Chacal

She didn't see that head when she was emailing pics to show how supposedly good looking Mr Collins is. Talking about how such a wonderful,sweet and lovely guy he is.What is it about scorned women?

Later,PowerMyke became a faggot too.After that crush went nowhere Grin

You are the next faggot in the list.Make the best of it now while you can Grin

You just proved that you are indeed a gossip-hopping goat, Now I am waiting for you to bring the evidence here you bat,

Yes of course he is a "wonderful" guy, minus the ego, And wait, why am I even justifying anything to you?

And name me whom did I email his pics too?

You stink faggot, Isn't this just funny?  You are here "fighting" for a MAN, ROFLMSAO,


Chacal is giving you and your crew tummy ache?  Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Too bad, take some Pepto,

The last time I checked, Your Mr. Collins has NEVER set eyes on me and vice versa,

And you bat, you child, You claim I had a crush on him, When does having a crush on someone becomes a sin?, Homosexuality is though,


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Where is the Monk Myke again, LOL, In NJ? LOL,
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #452 on: March 07, 2008, 12:31 AM »

Debo I'm wearing hotpants,
j-girl (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #453 on: March 07, 2008, 12:33 AM »

Since reading these pages, I have learnt a couple of things that need clearing.
1. David - is it true that you're a togolese gnome?  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Na so you small reach? Cheesy Cheesy With all your words I would have at least thought you were about 5 feet.

2. Debosky - you have started again, abi. Busta never do you? Nairaland's only womanizer. Let me catch you ooooo. Spoil this one too. Leave Lady T alone. I heard what happened with the brunettes Chacal sent to you. Don't let them find out oooo

3. This thread started with sex - how did it generate so quickly into dissing left right and center

@topic,
If you people want to remain frustrated and not have sex till marriage - it's your own palava. For those of you - that want to have sex every minute of the day, more grease to your elbow. We don't need to come to blows over this. It's not worth it. 
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #454 on: March 07, 2008, 12:35 AM »

Na wa o . . . this thread was so so much fun until some people chose to use the minutest excuse to gate crash and ruin everything with their ugly spirit.

Its not even a matter of if . . . its a matter of when. Cant wait to read Chacal's responses then.  Grin

J-girl please and please o a few things to correct . . . i am not Togolese e gbami! and i am over 6ft!

Some people like to spread false rumors while their teeth is biting hard on some sour grapes!
Cyclone5 (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #455 on: March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM »

I guess all the above is certainly one way to stop sex. Not so sure about how good it is for any relationship though.  Undecided But I guess America and Iran have a relationship, so there!
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #456 on: March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM »

@Debo,
And who the f.uck are you refering to as a hootie mama?  The last time I checked the people in your village are still questioning your paternity,

You brought your stink ass here again without being invited?

Whatever you have on your stomach, cough it up, I know being cast aside can hurt, Get over Les and move on,
 



Adebola says:Posted May 7, 2007 9:22 PMHot! Hot!! Hot!!!

I'm sure dez boys were praising the Lord for his fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee creation

 
( Deborah this was your post on my Hi5)




4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #457 on: March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM »

@Islander

Who cares what he sent you?He is a man,you have a vagina.

The key thing is that for someone who was pestering us about your crush for him,you are now spewing bullocks here.When you were claiming how handsome he is and emailing pics.When you were telling us how sweet he is like some love struck teenager  Grin

Na by force all these dudes go marry you? In a few months time,you will be spewing bullocks about your mendicant sidekick.  Grin

Come,why you no get similar crush on my little nephew,Debo ? You no like his "lyrics"?  Grin
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #458 on: March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM »

Quote from: Islander on March 07, 2008, 12:20 AM

 David says:Posted Jul 6, 2007 11:20 PMtouch not my annointed and do my dearie no harm( This was on my hi 5)
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Lesleen, u can't be serious. David said that?

Excuse me, who is crushing on who?
I think 4play's definition of CRUSH is different to what u and i know.
He loves doing things in the opposite. . . . . .  

@ Debosky,

Unfortunately, 4play has nothing to offer me than to bash y'all FAGGOTS.
My oochie momma? It's all good.
At least i don't shag CHIMPS and DRAG QUEENS like u do Grin Grin

@ 4play,

David, Powermyke, Jack Bauer, etc . . . .  .Its none of ma fucking business.
I have a hunch all these poofs u mentioned got no GAME. Wink Wink Wink
If u are seriously hoping to see me and Islander do mudslinging on Nairaland then u will die WAITING. . . .
Who knows, u might beat METHUSELAH'S record!!!!!

Did u just call me a mendicant? I pity u poor soul.
It was your momma that took some weird drugs to make u handicapped. . . . how's your weak heart? Grin Grin
You should sue your greedy parents . . . How mean can they be? All because of GBP? Blimey. . . . . Ibo peops and their greed. . . tsssk, tsssk.

Your parents needed the child/disability benefits to get by in UK. . . . Talking about benefit fraud.
I now understand the reasons why your parents left London abruptly. . . The arms of the law was closing down on em.
Le Chac was hoping to visit ya Poppa @ Pentonville. . . .and your momma in Holloway prison. Grin Grin Grin

@ j-girl,

What are u doing in a war zone? Grin Grin Grin
I command u now to cover your eyes and flee to Education/Religion section.
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #459 on: March 07, 2008, 12:41 AM »

Chacal,
Isn't it rather funny that even though the blind can see I was provoked by HYmen, his pallys are still here screaming fuckery,

I am waiting for them, Snakes in grasses,

It's the same Me, I haven't changed,  If they are suffering  from short term memory, I am NOT, So I will spew everything here tonight, goats.

I am tired of being provoked and be blamed when I retaliate, NOw It's NO Retreat, NO Surrender!!!
LadyT (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #460 on: March 07, 2008, 12:41 AM »

Dont throw anybodys crush in their faces please,  Embarrassed
j-girl (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #461 on: March 07, 2008, 12:42 AM »

Quote from: 4Him on March 07, 2008, 12:35 AM
J-girl please and please o a few things to correct . . . i am not Togolese e gbami! and i am over 6ft! 

LOL! Prove it. I believe the words of those who have seen with their eyes.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
P.S. Some Togolese people too speak yoruba.  Tongue

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM
@ j-girl,

What are u doing in a war zone? Grin Grin Grin
I command u now to cover your eyes and flee to Education/Religion section.
Yes sir!
Eyes would be covered very soon
I have my helmet on - not to worry.
However I wanted to get a few things straight about David and co.
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #462 on: March 07, 2008, 12:43 AM »

Quote from: Islander on March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM
Adebola says:Posted May 7, 2007 9:22 PMHot! Hot!! Hot!!!

I'm sure dez boys were praising the Lord for his fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee creation

 [/b] ( Deborah this was your post on my Hi5)

Debo get lame game o.  Grin

@Islander

Post my own too,abeg. The one I put on Hi5.Make we compare who get the best lines.  Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #463 on: March 07, 2008, 12:45 AM »

j-girl, Mr Collins is obviously ashamed of his country Sad

You'd think he'd take solace in the fact thatb his country at least got in the last World Cup and Nigeria didnt

Bitter little midget he is. I think his real issue is the fact that we havent been using the [poltical correct term which is "little people"

and for that I apologize.
Cyclone5 (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #464 on: March 07, 2008, 12:46 AM »

So now we have women wearing 'helmets' and guys boasting about being lame. Seems we are in a Woody Allen world!
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #465 on: March 07, 2008, 12:46 AM »

@J-Girl

You people suppose dey pay Islander and I for the entertainment we provide.  Grin The Best Show In Town  Grin  Grin

Islander,oya begin fire.You dey too mellow today.Say something,pleeeeeeeeeease  Grin I just love getting that reaction from you  Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #466 on: March 07, 2008, 12:50 AM »

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM
Lesleen, u can't be serious. David said that?

Excuse me, who is crushing on who?
I think 4play's definition of CRUSH is different to what u and i know.
He loves doing things in the opposite. . . . . .  

You are a guy young man. You shld be able to spot the difference between a true crush and merely stringing a woman along, by telling her what she wants to hear.

If i have a crush on everyone i use the term "dearie" on then i'd be having a crush on my cousins too.  
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #467 on: March 07, 2008, 12:50 AM »

Islander,na you i dey wait for o.Its almost midnight in London and you have barely said anything.Come on girl,do your thing,make I go sleep.I need to have a laugh tonight before hitting the sack.  Grin
j-girl (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #468 on: March 07, 2008, 12:50 AM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 07, 2008, 12:45 AM
j-girl, Mr Collins is obviously ashamed of his country Sad

You'd think he'd take solace in the fact thatb his country at least got in the last Worlf Cup and Nigeria didnt

Bitter little midget he is. I think his real issue is the fact that we havent been using the [poltical correct term which is "little people"

and for that I apologize.
lol! D - you won't kill me ooo!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
All this while I thought Mr. Collins was tall.
Now I feel really bad. Embarrassed
At least people of his size can still play football even if basketball is impossible.

David - i know what i'm getting for you

You ready?


Platform shoes - old school style. Hopefully that will raise your ego a little higher.  Grin

@ 4play, I have been ordered to cover my eyes Lips sealed and I should probably shut my trap too.
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #469 on: March 07, 2008, 12:52 AM »

@ 4play,

You are breaking the RULES. . . . .
This is supposed to be a WORLD WAR like LadyT(Tostradamus) predicted.
Don't turn this into comic relief. . . . .

Get your guns out. . . .
Assemble your soldiers and let me know the number of peops i am dealing with.
Vermins, roaches, chimps, gibbons and twats are sticking their noses. . .
Its getting messy like Debosky's sanitary pad(i am not drunk. . . .Debo menstuates!!)

@ 4Him,

Guilty conscience. Grin Grin Grin

You didn't have to defend yourself. . . .
Gosh. . . .don't u have any GAME in you?
Anyways, i saw the chatlogs. . . . . .
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #470 on: March 07, 2008, 12:54 AM »

D-reloaded cut the crap! I'm really not in the mood for that.

J-girl you're better off giving the platform shoes to those who truly deserve it like D-R for instance.
I don't think someone who is 5'2 is in any position to call 6 footers midgets.
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #471 on: March 07, 2008, 12:55 AM »

please let's go back to 2 pages ago and continue the fun.
I hate it when people gate crash into a humorous discussion n'ezuzu ali
ndi nzuzu
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #472 on: March 07, 2008, 12:55 AM »

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 12:52 AM
@ 4Him,

Guilty conscience. Grin Grin Grin

You didn't have to defend yourself. . . .
Gosh. . . .don't u have any GAME in you?
Anyways, i saw the chatlogs. . . . . .

Damn! Chacal i'm really shivering in my boots now buddy.  Grin
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #473 on: March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM »

ego ke? j-girl please he has enough, infact its quite suffocating. no mind him, he'll learn to love his "height" soon enough  Grin
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #474 on: March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM »

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 12:55 AM
please let's go back to 2 pages ago and continue the fun.
I hate it when people gate crash into a humorous discussion n'ezuzu ali
ndi nzuzu

Nwannem you sef see am?  Grin After they will say it is david who is the serial hater.
morenike09 (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #475 on: March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on March 07, 2008, 12:42 AM
LOL! Prove it. I believe the words of those who have seen with their eyes.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
P.S. Some Togolese people too speak yoruba.  Tongue

he's not togolese. . he's half igbo half hausa
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #476 on: March 07, 2008, 12:57 AM »

david biko tell me,how did this togolese rumour start?
BRB
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #477 on: March 07, 2008, 12:57 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 07, 2008, 12:36 AM
@Islander

Who cares what he sent you?He is a man,you have a vagina.

The key thing is that for someone who was pestering us about your crush for him,you are now spewing bullocks here.When you were claiming how handsome he is and emailing pics.When you
were telling us how sweet he is like some love struck teenager Grin

Na by force all these dudes go marry you? In a few months time,you will be spewing bullocks about your mendicant sidekick. Grin

Come,why you no get similar crush on my little nephew,Debo ? You no like his "lyrics"? Grin

You liar, Do I know you?  I spoke to you once on the phone and that modal registery of yours was so freaking high I gave me instand migraine,

Yes I have vagina and he has privates, I am sure he puts it in the right receptacle, unlike you,

Bring the proof here that I emailed pics, FYI Hi5, facebook, My space are all public sites,

Wait instead of coming here and worrying about my supposedly "crush", why don't you tell the forum how you were caught wanking on his pictures, you faggot,

Listen I have already tarnished your reputation here, People are ONLY grinnig with you out of pity.  I receive congratulatory messages on my YIm daily.

Below shows where you were making a fool of yourself on my Hi5 Thoma, LOL


  View Comments With TomasMay 10, 2007 10:43 AMTomas says: An embodiment of beauty and intelligence. Very cool and down-to-earth, does not suffer fools gladly


D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #478 on: March 07, 2008, 12:58 AM »

lmao who is Mr Man yelling at? toyin, tell your man to calm down. shio  Angry
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #479 on: March 07, 2008, 12:58 AM »

Quote from: morenike09 on March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM
he's not togolese. . he's half igbo half hausa

chukwu aju!
david you get suya for ya blood?
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